Author's Note: Thanks again for reviewing! This chapter is based on two people who aren't in Brawl. So, let me be specific to others reading. I'll ONLY accept people from the Super Smash Bros series. Still, I'll accept this one, because I like it and the fellow author wants me to :D! I don't own Sly Cooper. I apologise for not being specific -_-!

Chapter 4: SlyxCarmelita

Sly Cooper is the master thief. In fact, his whole family were once the master thieves passed through the generations. The racoon was behind a wall outside the Smash Mansion, side walking on the second floor. His mission was to steal a Mario trophy, valued to be priceless. He glanced through the glass, to see a whole room filled with trophies from human size to the room size.

Sly whistled in amazement; he was going to be rich! With a swift of his hand, he got out a staff, and then used it on the edge of the window, to open it like you would do to the front of the car. A click was heard and the window opened ajar. Sly chuckled happily and entered the room. In a flash, like an arrow, he hid behind the Funky Kong trophy. With a glance over the statue's shoulder, he saw no one.

'That was easier than I expected' Sly thought a bit suspiciously but happily.

Sly knew he couldn't take all these trophies. It wouldn't be able to fit in the base, not even half! So he decided to take the one trophy he was looking for: Mario. He quickly began his pace, crouching just in case anyone would come in. Finding a specific trophy was like finding a needle in a hay stack. Growling in frustration, he climbed up a trophy, the Metal Gear RAY, and put his hand on his head, glancing around like a guard. As his eyes turn left, he froze like a statue.

There, a few metres away is the Mario Trophy! With a snort in satisfaction, he leaped on the heads of the trophies, and then finally reached the Mario one. He grinned. When he was about to take the trophy, a commercial came in. Sly turned with raised eyebrows at the screen. He saw a man reaching a telephone, singing a song that Sly made at first, think he was gay but until the song finished he had a pang in his chest.

Carmelita, he has never confessed to her over the journeys they sort-of shared. It was unusual for a thief to love a cop; it didn't even seem to work. But there was that old saying; opposites attract. The racoon looked at the Mario Trophy, then sighed in sadness and leaped out the room. The trophy must stay just for a little bit, after he confesses his love for Carmelita.

Sly went to the nearest room number, opened the door ajar and peered through the opening. No one was in. This was by far his luckiest day as a thief yet! The racoon entered cautiously, crouching while glancing around the surrounding. Through the corner of his eye, he noticed a phone. With a laugh of joy, he leaped onto the bed, then started dialling and waited for the call.

Snake was watching in boredom at the well known soap opera Neighbours. The mercenary sighed; he hasn't gotten a call in two days! Suddenly the phone rang, making Snake grunt in surprise. He switched off the TV then his arm extended, and he put the phone to his ear.

"Hello? This is Snake, women expert, making sure you and your babe last forever" Snake said glumly; that line was getting old.

'So his name is Snake' Sly thought. "Hello there Mr. Snake, I watched your commercial and I need some advice"

"Well, it's about time some- wait a darn minute. Who are you? I defiantly don't recognize your voice; and no one calls me Mr. Snake, not even the big hand himself" Snake demanded suspiciously.

Sly winced; he was busted. No point in lying. "Can't lie to you. My names Sly, Sly Cooper, a professional thief; I'm pretty sure you heard of me" The racoon introduced humbly.

Snake leaned on his chair casually. "Never heard of you. But listen, Sly, I ONLY help Smashers, you know, the ones competing in this mansion" He explained.

"But I am in the mansion" Sly said. He was trying to be smart with this man.

Snake rolled his eyes behind the phone. Guys like these will do anything to convince someone. "Let me rephrase that. I mean the ones COMPETING in the Super Smash Bros series may call me"

Sly Cooper wasn't going to be beaten by a reason, so he decided to bribe. "Tell you what. I'll give you $200 dollars, in pure cash if I get your advice"

Snake's eyes lit up in excitement. "Deal; but you have to promise"

"Promise" Sly said smirking. Greed was a wonderful thing, if it were your enemies.

Snake leaned back on his chair. "Ok, Sly, what kind of girl is the one you like?" He asked.

"I'm in love with a cop named Carmelita, a humanoid fox" The racoon replied simply, not uncertain.

Snake did a double take. "A cop? How does that work if you're a thief?" He asked uncertainly.

Sly Cooper just shrugged. "Have you heard that saying, Snake?"

The mercenary sighed. "Yeah, yeah, opposites attract. Hmmm... Let me just think this through"

"Not to be of a rush, but can you make it quick?" Sly replied.

Solid Snake thought this through. A thief and a cop that was tough one. Snake got out a cigar, lit it and put it to his mouth. How was he going to advice this guy? An idea hit Snake, which made him gasp, but smiled. Perhaps he can make the guy become loyal to the girl, so that she thinks that this Sly gives up being a thief, and finally Snake will get the $200 dollars or maybe a $1000, considering he may quit being a thief and lend everything to Snake. He'd be rich!

"Ok, I got an idea that will work" Snake declared.

"Alright Snake, I'm listening" Sly nodded.

"First of all, dress casual, like normal guys do when walking around the neighbourhood, secondly, get a bunch of flowers, I don't care which ones, and then kneel to her" Snake explained.

'Sounds simple... but still, she IS a cop' Sly thought uncertainly.

"Will this work? After all, she IS a cop and I'M the thief, so I don't want to be caught in custody" Sly asked stressfully.

Snake made a snort. "Sly, I assure you that it IS going to work. I mean, come on, it's not like you're going to steal her money" He was about to hung up until Sly interrupted.

"By the way, your commercial makes you sound gay and egotist" Sly explained then heard the phone beep.

Sly Cooper stared at the phone for a few seconds then shrugs and leaves... along with his precious Mario Trophy.

"Certainly not" Turtle friend to Sly, Bentley said with a tone that marked he was serious.

Sly and Bentley are in their van, talking about Sly's idea to go on the date with Carmelita. The racoon sighed.

"Look Bentley, you are the genius, but this is a once-in-a-life time chance that I can confess that I love Carmelita" Sly Cooper replied desperately.

The turtle simply crossed his arms and snorted. "No, and that's my final answer, Sly"

Sly grumbled something as Bentley walked away to his computer. The racoon noticed on the corner of his eye his staff. Sly bent down slowly, got the staff, sneaked up to Bentley then hit him hard with the staff, making the turtle fall unconscious.

"Sorry my friend" Sly sighed, then went to the closet, got dressed into a blue shirt and black jeans and walked away.

Murray came in and saw Bentley, his head on the table. The hippopotamus laughed at the sight.

"You worked too hard Bentley" He commented. He never knew that the turtle was knocked unconscious.

Sly sneaked behind a florist shop, knocked on the door to get the attention of the owner, then sneak through a window and steal a bunch of roses, and left without a trace. The racoon thought that Carmelita had a day off from her police job and that she usually headed to the park. With a grin, he skipped happily to find the fox.

Carmelita Fox was sitting next to the lake, just gazing in boredom. She sighed. What she wanted to do is find that thief, Sly Cooper and-

"Hello Carmelita" A flirtatious voice too-familiar greeted.

Carmelita turned to Sly Cooper with a scandalized gasp, and then got off the bench and glared at him.

'That was fast" She thought suspiciously. "What are you doing here thief? Come to steal my wallet? How predictable"

Sly shrugged and smiled. "I'm not here to steal but to give you these" He said and brought out the roses.

Carmelita eyed them suspiciously. "How do I know it won't squirt water or poison at me?"

"Because I wouldn't buy those for a pretty lady" Sly replied happily.

"Yes" Carmelita said awkwardly.

Then the racoon kneels to the fox and held the flowers high.

"Carmelita Fox, I have to tell you that I l-"

A clanking noise was heard and Sly looked up to see that the cop had put hand cuffs on him. She smirked happily.

"Sly Cooper, you are under arrest for stealing and trying to murder me" She explained humbly.

She then lifted Sly up and held his hand behind his back and started walking.

"I wasn't trying to murder you" Sly protested.

"Really? You're not good in lying racoon" Carmelita stated sceptically.

Sly sighed and dug into the back of his pocket and threw a smoke bomb to the earth. He heard the fox let go and cough, and then Sly slipped his wrists through the cuffs then left the area.

"I always loved you Carmelita!" He called, but his voice died out.

Snake recently had a Brawl with Meta Knight, who beaten him with the Smash Ball. The mercenary walked through the corridors and then turn to a door, opened it and entered with a grin. As he entered a scandalized gasp came from his mouth. All his women posters and his entire secretly stored Playboy book were gone! Snake panicked and looked around and saw a card that had a racoon head on it.

"It was that guy!" Snake growled madly.

Then in the corner of his eye, he saw a store of money in the top right corner. His mouth hung in awe and he shrieked like a kid at Christmas.

"Ok, maybe I can thank him!"

Before he could reach the money, a knock was heard on the door. Snake turned to the see the door slam open, making him squeak in surprise. In the door way is a floating, giant, white hand that looked at Snake. It was the leader of the tournament, Master Hand.

"Solid Snake, might you explain why you stole my money to improve the competition!" Master Hand demanded through his mind madly and venomously.

With a scream from Snake, Master Hand started to abuse him with ultimate slaps and punches.

Author's Note: Requested by a good fellow author, Onyx MunchKatt. To answer a question to an author; yes, you all can use Assist Trophies from the Super Smash Bros series and the Smashers from Melee too. Hope you enjoyed; it may had just given you guys a nice chuckle :D!