60 Ways to Annoy Lovino
1. Put him in a room with Spain
2. Claim that you heard moaning sounds
3. Tape Lovino's mouth shut when he tries to deny the fact
4. Burn all of Lovino's shirts, forcing him to walk like that around Spain
5. Let Francis attack Lovino while Spain's around
6. Video tape what happens and sell it on Ebay
7. Draw a picture of him on 'iScribble' for Spain
8. Then push Lovino out a window to see if Spain or his brother will catch him
9. If not, then, tell him he's unloved
10. Lock him in a room with girls
11. Check back in after an hour to see what happened
12. Make sure those girls are five year olds
13. Who only care about playing dress up and painting nails with make-up
14. Change all of his underwear to pink hearts
15. Tell him his head looks like a tomato
16. Call him 'tomato' for a month
17. If he gets mad at you for that name, immediately start crying
18. He will have sympathy on you if you're a girl
19. Kick him in the shin after you start crying
20. One billion points if you kick higher more than once
21. Ask him how he got people in his country
22. Tell him that you feel bad for the woman who gave birth to all of them
23. If he says he's a virgin, tell him you believe that as much as his brother is the box fairy
24. Change all his food into Tomato products
25. Tell him Feliciano rules
26. Mention to him that Ludwig raped Feliciano
27. Laugh when Lovino tries to find Ludwig
28. Put a snowman in his yard
29. Cry when it melts and blame Lovino
30. Kick him in the shin (or higher for those bonus points) and have those 5 year olds join in
31. Make sure that you tape him getting beat up by five year olds
32. Make him watch "TAPS - International: Italy Edition"
33. Send him to that chapel
34. Tell him that the ghosts only attack women
35. Pat his back and say "I feel sorry that you have to go there"
36. When he claims he's not a girl, snicker to yourself
37. Tell him that he's not going to fool anyone
38. Ask him if he really eats pasta
39. If he does, say that he really does love his brother
40. Bother him about why he never appears in History
41. If he says he took the name 'Italy' call him a liar
42. Say he looks better with a mustache
43. Tell him the S. Italy mafia sucks
44. Be prepared to get out of the country as soon as possible if you do that
45. Place a fake bomb in his house
46. Laugh when he screams like a little girl
47. Let drunk Antonio loose in his house
48. Gigglesnort when something happens, even if he just says 'hi'
49. Tell Lovino that it's okay if he likes Spain
50. When he denies, hit him in the head repeating #49 over and over again
51. Pull on his hair
52. Kick him WHILE pulling his hair
53. Tell him he's a whimp if that hurts
54. Try to cut his hair, just to see what would happen
55. If you cut his hair, you pants him to see when you cut his hair, if anything falls
56. Tell him he's an outdoor pet and he can't sleep inside
57. Replace all of his drinks with beer or something to get him drunk enough
58. Be sure to lock him in a room with Antonio
59. Laugh when Spain freaks out and asks what happened to Lovino
60. Tell him he has Ebola