Robin's P.O.V
"What about Richie!?" Said a male voice
Oh god!
"or just rich" replied a female
Not again!
"Maybe char"
Make it stop!
"As in rich-char-d"
I miss when they hated each other
"EXACTLY" yelled an enthusiastic archer
Why couldn't my parents name me something bland!
"Babe"
Like bob
"Yes"
Or Carl
"Have I ever told you Your the best"
Maybe even Garry
"You've mentioned it once or twice"
Oh god they're making out again!
I put down my freshly sharpened birdarang and repeatedly hit my head against the wall.
'Well' I think to myself.
'At least they didn't call me-'
"Rachel!" They call out after realising they need hair
"Oh my Hades! He would so be called Rachel!" Artemis trolls
"If he was a girl that is"
"That's it!" I Howl.
...
Nobody questioned why the newly formed couple were found hog-tied in duck tape, attached to the ceiling, later that day.
And Wally and Artemis never questioned why people called him (a) Dick again.