My Tactless Sweetheart

Alcohol

Alcohol is one of those things that grow on a person. When you first taste it, it not only burns your mouth, but tastes like crap. Then after a while, especially at a party or when you're extremely down, it tastes like a piece of heaven.

Unlike her mentor, Haruno Sakura has a very poor tolerance for alcohol.

One bottle of sake later, a very inebriated Haruno Sakura is spotted in one of Konoha's bars.

-Hic- "So guess what Ino-pig said when I told -Hic- her that I couldn't find my socks?" a drunken Sakura started telling Sai, who was only half listening.

After a successful A-Ranked mission, Yamato had decided to treat the team to a bit of sake. However, it proved to be a bad idea since Sakura was already wasted. Who knew the tough as nails Sakura was such a light weight?

"Sai, I think it would be best if you took Sakura home." Yamato suggested, warily eying Sakura's iron grip on the empty sake bottle.

Although the mission was successful, Naruto suffered enough injuries (as usual) to land himself a night at the hospital.

"Hai. Thank you for the treat Yamato-taichou. Goodnight." Sai thanked before trying to get Sakura to stand up. It proved to be difficult, as Sakura didn't want to leave yet.

"Noooo, I don't wanna -Hic- leave yet." Sakura whined, sprawling herself on the table. Sighing a little, Sai decided to just carry Sakura over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

"Saaaaaai, put me dooooowwwwn!" Sakura demanded from over his shoulder, her words slurred.

"I will when we get to your apartment hag." Sai told her, fake smile in place.

"NO! I want down noooowww!" Sakura shouted, punching Sai's back and flailing her legs, making his quite hard for Sai to walk straight.

"And I'm not a hag!" she shouted as an after thought.

-Sigh- "This is gonna be a long walk." Sai said to himself before he decided to roof hop to Sakura's house.

"Hehe, Sai, you look funny. You have two heads." Sakura giggled.

"Hai hai. Now come on Ugly, let go of me, I need to get home now." Sai said tiredly, trying to pry Sakura's arms off of him. He had tried to put her to bed, but she somehow managed to latch herself onto him.

"Nyaaaa, no you don't. Stay here with me, so I can cuddle you." Sakura said childishly while nuzzling into Sai's stomach. Sai knew Sakura only said these things because she was drunk, but it still made him smile.

"Fine, but you can't punch me in the morning." Sai gave in, letting Sakura tug him into bed with her.

"Promiseeeeeee." Sakura purred before snuggling right up to Sai.

However, Sai should've also known not to make promises with drunk people. Chances are, they won't remember in the morning.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SHAANNAAARO!"

Several moments later, Sai was found outside of Sakura's apartment in a heap.

So I was at a party several days ago. When under the influence, the funniest things happen. This quiet kid, who usually never talks, is hitting on guys and girls left and right. That was rather funny, haha. Anywho, reviews are loved! :)