A/N- SO SORRY for not being able to post earlier!! I went on a vacation and just got back, and the computers I used there didn't have Microsoft Word. Xx Anyways, here's the third chapter! :)

Nick's POV

"Wha-? Why are we here?" Joe asked. He looked extremely confused. Can't blame him though.

"We're getting haircuts!" I replied in a fake happy voice. Gee, the joy of cutting my hair! "Since we're 'escaping' our old life, Kevin thought we should change our looks. Just so people don't notice or recognize us as well."

"Oh."

"C'mon guys! Lilly and I have to get our manicures in an hour!" Miley said, "We might as well start since Joe's here."

"Girls…," Joe muttered under his breath.

"I heard that!" both Miley and Lilly shot back at the same time.

Next thing us Jonas Brothers knew, they were having a blast, giggling a lot while cutting our hair (just imagine their new hair in whatever way you can, cuz I suck at describing hair). I was about to faint when I saw a chunk of my hair on the floor. It must've been years since I last cut it.! Joe, on the other hand, actually DID faint when we were done. Kevin burst out laughing.

"That's not funny!" he said, immediately popping back to life.

"Yeah it is!" Lilly said between laughs.

"Why is everyone so cruel these days?"

"Cause we feel like it."

"Oh. Yeah. That sure explains a lot." Joe said, picking up a huge clump of hair.

"What are you doing, Joseph Adam Jonas? Put that dow-"

"HAIR FIGHT!!" Joe yelled. I couldn't believe it. There he was, my 21-year-old brother, starting a hair fight. Lilly ducked, and the chunk hit my right in the face.

"Die, DJ Danger!" I instantly grabbed a bunch of hair and threw it at him.

"Yeah, real mature gu-" Miley started, but was muffled by my badly aimed hairball, "Nick J, you're going DOWN!" But her hairball ended up hitting Kevin.

"What the he-" Kevin asked, before he was hit, "NO ONE hits Kevin Jonas with hair!" And he immediately chucked a hairball towards Miley, but it fell apart midway and partially hit Lilly.

"Unfair! I got hit twice!" came an extremely pissed off reply from Lilly.

"Hey! Guys! Let's all aim for Joe; he started it!" I whispered, loud enough for Miley, Lilly, and Kevin to hear, but out of earshot from Joe, "One… Two… Th…"

"Fire!!" Miley said before I finished. Large clumps of hair flew into the air and they all hit Joe.

"EEEEK! HELP!" Joe shrieked a piercing scream that sounded very much like a girl.

Joe's POV

That hair fight was seriously the most awesome fight ever! Well, excluding the fact that I was sabotaged by everyone else. The fight continued until Robbie Ray came yelling at us like we had gone crazy, and then something about a cow and hot peppers.

Anyways, we went to the mall afterwards, on request from the girls, to buy a few things. Ok, maybe not a few things… tons of things! We got whole new cell phones, clothes, and anything else you could think of that was changeable and buyable. It was crazy! Plus, the girls also bought a bunch of items that probably weighed a billion pounds. I mean, who knew you could buy so many things under the make up section?

"O… M… J…! It's the Jonas Brothers! And they're with two girls!" a sudden scream could be heard from the next store.

"Run!" Nick yelled, "Split up!" He said that right as hundreds of girls came screaming towards us.

"Lilly!" I said between clenched teeth to the nearest person, "C'mon!"

Nick with Miley, Kevin by himself, and Lilly with me, we all ran out in different directions.

20 Minutes Later…

"Oh-my-god-I-haven't-done-that-in-like-forever!" Lilly gasped in one breath. We were all safe, thankfully, and sitting by Kevin's car.

"Water… I need water!" Miley said dramatically, while also producing a dramatic faint.

"Let's do that again!" I, being really hyped up, said. Then I realized what I said and saw everyone staring at me like I was retarded. I do that sometimes, saying what's on my mind before I realize how old I am. "What? I bet you're all thinking that, am I right?"

"Noooo…" everyone said in the same monotone while shaking their heads. Then there was a long period of awkward silence.

"So, I say we drop Miley and Lilly off and then we'll be of to who-knows-where!" Kevin said, trying to break it. We drove back to the hotel and said goodbye to them.

Hours Later (At another hotel) …

Kevin's POV

Nick and I were right about to fall asleep (each in separate beds), when all of a sudden I heard Joe say rather loudly, "Hey guys! I just realized something!"

"Shut your effing mouth up and go to sleep, Joe," Nick muttered tiredly.

"What he said… It's like 3am…," I mumbled quietly. Did he not understand that?

"No guys, this is important!" he responded. He wasn't gonna give up, was he?

"All right, what," I wasn't enthusiastic at all, not one bit. Joe just happens to be excited at the weirdest times.

"We're gonna miss a bunch of concerts!"

"Wait, what?" Nick said, waking up a bit.

"How long are we gonna be gone?"

"As long as you want or until someone finds out," I answered, also waking up more.

"Well, that's probably gonna be a long time, which means we're gonna have a long time's worth of concerts and fans gone!" Joe said, and in the dark I could imagine his eyes growing wide. "All those fangirls will be gone!" he said despairingly.

"Grow up, Joe," Nick said, throwing a spare pillow at him.

"Hey, hold up. Joe might actually be getting to a problem," I said.

"Thank you! I think…"

"Anyways, our next tour was gonna start in about 3 weeks. We have 3 weeks until people figure out that we're gone!"

"That is a problem," Nick said, "Can we discuss this tomorrow, guys? When some people are more active and awake?"

"Yeah… Joe, you might actually have a brain," I said, yawning and going back to sleep.

"Thank you! I think…" Joe said again. But we were already asleep. "Goodnight?"

A/N- Ooh… A problem has arisen for the famous Jonas Brothers! lol Anyways, by now, most of you guys might've realized that my ASAP isn't so ASAP-ish. I just write when I have the time, which, when I actually try to use it, is actually not a lot of time. So sorry for anybody who was like drooling for this chapter (though I doubt anybody was)! I'm also working on another series, which I will probably put out sometime this month. I recently found out that the Jonas Brothers are coming to town (lol suckish pun)! Well, they'll be about a half-hour drive away on July 17th! I haven't gotten tix yet, but I'm hoping with all my heart that I will. Keep on coming with those reviews, and thanks to the awesomely awesome people who already have!

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