Levi loses Eren.
"Well shit."
Really. Levi takes his eyes off of the brat for two seconds -two fucking seconds- and the brat goes wandering off somewhere. Levi wasn't even aware the brat could move, let alone walk (or crawl) off somewhere. Now he was either going to have to wait till the shitty brat turned back up, or go looking for him.
Choosing the latter decision, Levi decided that he deserved a pay rise.
"Alright Heichou, time to kick your inner Hufflepuff into gear."
Unbeknownst to Levi, little Eren had crawled his way into the Jaeger's kitchen in the search for something edible to eat. Crawling his way over to some cupboards, opening them with his small grabbing hands, and tearing stuff out of the cupboard. Proud of the little mess that he'd made, the infants crawled his way into the previously full cupboard, and hid himself inside.
Searching, again? Really? Levi was going to demand a pay rise, most definitely.
"OI, SHITTY BRAT. TITANS!"
No response.
...
Wait-
Quiet chuckling could be heard from the.. kitchen? Okay then.
Levi walks slowly to the kitchen, the distant chuckling getting louder and louder with each step. Smirking to himself (because why not, he'd found the brat, although he was a Gryffindor at heart) he stepped into the kitchen, prepared to turn the entire place upside down when-
"SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER!"
Cursing to himself, Levi fumbled for his phone in his jeans pocket and failed to observe Eren crawling his way out of his hidey hole and out of the kitchen.
"Who is it?"
"Well, somebody's a little grumpy today~" Hanji, of course. Who else would phone Levi?
"What do you want, shitty-glasses?"
"Zip it, shrimps. I thought we were going out tonight! Where are you?~" That damn shrill voice. Eurgh, it depressed him to no end.
"... Babysitting."
"Aw, Eren?!~ LET ME TALK TO THE LITTLE MONSTER."
"Ah, well..."
"You've lost him, haven't you?" He could almost feel the judgement seeping through the phone.
"..."
"I'm coming over. See you in a bit~" She cut the line off. Damn it!
Looking around his surroundings, Levi decided that it might be for the best that Hanji help find the brat- not that he'd admit it to her, oh no. In fact, he was doing her a favour. Yeah~.
"Shit, just look at this big-ass mess the brat left behind." Left. Behind. He hadn't even noticed.
Could his day really get any worse?
*waves*
Hi, just a random little update because I'm bored, and I need to focus on other things other than my obnoxiously loud family. :3