Note: Kisame situation cleared! xD
PS: Takigakure's villagers and shinobi don't know who the Akatsuki is, since the 7-tails is one of the first Jinchuriki's they captured.
Chapter 4: FLASHBACK! Scenes on the mission!
"That was the longest and most boring mission I have ever been assigned to" Hidan complained. 'Even though it was worth it' He thought.
Sasori and Deidara just gave him a 'your-so-annoying-just-shut-the-hell-up' side glare.
"What?-"
Hidan was cut off by Pain.
"Did you gather any information about the Nanabi?"
"We gathered information alright, but I don't know about useful." Sasori replied.
"Well?" Pain questioned.
"The Jinchuriki is a kunoichi from Takigakure, Her name's Fū, She has mint green hair and orange eyes, and...She loathes humanity due to being neglected and hated by her village." Sasori replied.
"Thats it?" Sasori nodded "What the fuck have you 3 been doing?" Pain questioned.
"Leader-sama, it's all Hidan's fault" Sasori stated.
"Why? What did he do?"
"Well.."
Flashback.
"Alright! Where do we go first? un" Deidara asked.
"I know, how about we go to their Jashin Temple?" Hidan suggested.
"No one wants to go there" Sasori declined his request.
"Too bad! we're already here!" Hidan turned left and entered the Temple.
Sasori sighed.
"Eh? danna, this mission is gonna take longer than we thought huh..un"
"I guess so.."
A few minutes later Sasori and Deidara followed Hidan inside.
"You shut your fucking mouth! non-believers like you should stay the fuck away from here!" Hidan yelled.
"Oh really? This Jashin freak your talking about is nothing but a fat lie, just like all the other Gods! Only our God is what is true!" The man said.
Hidan punched him
"You're disrespecting Lord Jashin in his own temple...why you despicable...You should be punished."
Hidan reached for his scythe, but someone grabbed his arm.
"Hidan, no need to waste our time on this lowlife, un...lets just leave."
Hidan's faced softened. Sasori didn't fail to notice.
"tsk. whatever." Hidan pulled his arm away.
End of Flashback.
"The man Hidan punched, He happened to be one of Takigakure's elders...also Shibuki's (Current leader of Takigakure) uncle, So Hidan was imprisoned for 3 days, and Deidara and I had to do community work for not stopping him in time." Sasori explained.
"Hidan, reckless as always" Pain stated.
"tsk. That bastard deserved it! In fact, he deserved more of what true Jashinism is! I should have killed him! no wonder why Kakuzu is so fucked up! that village sucks!" Hidan said.
"You should've killed him, but you didn't, Deidara stopped you." Pain said "It's unusual for you to be so obedient Hidan."
Hidan pinkened "N-no, I was just...uh...um..."
Sasori stared at him.
"Anyways, that info will have to do for now, you may leave" Pain stated.
"Ok." Sasori and Deidara said simultaneously and left.
"Umm...yeah...right" Hidan followed.
Deidara and Sasori's room
"Aah...finally were back, un" Deidara sighed.
"Trust me, I'm happier than you are, I couldn't spend another day with Hidan, all his Jashin this Jashin that, I swear i could've killed him." Sasori complained.
"I don't know about killing but, i could've bombed him once or twice, yeah"
Sasori glared at him.
"So what now, do you have a thing for Hidan?"
Deidara pinkened "Wha-what are you talking about? un"
"How does this sound like, 'Aah...Hidan-chan, you're so kawaii...and masculine...I wish I had a boyfriend like you!" Sasori mocked.
Deidara turned tomato red.
Flashback.
"Finally free..., this was all you're fault Hidan." Sasori stated.
"tsk. that son of a bitch deserved it, anyways, lets drink some saké, I'm beat." Hidan said
At the Bar.
Hidan, Sasori and Deidara sat down at the booth Sasori, beside Deidara, Hidan infront of them.
"Three of your best sakés please!" Hidan ordered.
"No, just two, I'm not drinking." Sasori informed.
"Not drinking? then why did you come with?"
"To make sure you and Deidara don't do anything stupid."
Hidan smirked. "You mean like sex?"
Sasori glared at him.
"Don't worry Sasori-danna" Deidara said "There's no way we'd do that, yeah"
"Ruining-the-moment much, and geez Deidara-chan, don't turn me down yet." Hidan stated.
Sasori started to act uninterested due to his jealousy.
"Then I'll turn you down later, un" Deidara said "There's no way I'm doing 'it' with you, un"
Drinks arrived.
"tsk. you really don't know how to play-along.." Hidan drank his shot "Keep 'em coming!"
A few hours later.
Deidara and Hidan were drunk, and Sasori was just reading a 'how-to-make-puppets' book, not that he didn't know how to, He just figured it was more interesting than listening to Hidan and Deidara talking in third person.
His attention was caught when Hidan and Deidara stood up and started hugging eachother.
"Aah...Hidan-chan your so kawaii...and masculine, I wish I had a boyfriend like you! un"
Sasori's eye twitched.
"You too Dei-chan! in fact I soo wanna kiss you right now!"
Sasori grabbed them both by the arm and dragged them out.
End of Flashback.
"That doesn't count! un" Deidara yelled. "I was drunk, yeah!"
"They say when your drunk, you're true feelings emerge." Sasori stated.
"Sasori-danna!, So I said that he was cute and masculine, It was nothing! un"
"It was definitely something, and besides you said you wanted a boyfriend just like him."
"Yeah, LIKE him, I don't mean him in general! un"
"Fine...whatever"
"Why are you asking me this anyway? are you jealous Sasori-danna?" Deidara asked bluntly.
"I-, Im Not." Sasori denied.
Deidara placed his arm around Sasori and patted his shoulder.
"Ok then, thats good, cause me and Hidan are going out again. un"
"What!..?"
"heheh... are you sure you're not jealous? un"
"Yes...tsk..."
"Heheh...Relax, I'm just kidding un."
Kitchen
"Hey Kisame-san, Are there any bakudan (Deidara's favorite food) in the fridge? un" Deidara asked.
"I don't know, check. And if there are any shrimp , crab, or even fish, grap 'em for me." Kisame replied.
"Shrimp? crab? fish? I thought you hate those...yeah"
"I grew a sudden liking to it, in fact i like all seafood, except Shark, specifically Shark fin."
"Well good for you, un"
Deidara found a few bakudan, and some shrimp for Kisame. After they ate Kisame left, a few minutes later Hidan came in and sat infront of Deidara.
Deidara looked up and saw Hidan glaring at him.
"Why are you looking at me like that? un" Deidara asked.
"Tell me Deidara, are you in love with Sasori?" Hidan asked.
Deidara blushed.
"I-I don't know, un"
"Since when?"
"I said I don't know!, i mean i don't think I know...un"
"Oh, cause you know to be honest, I was really jealous last night."
"Last night? un"
"Yeah..."
Flashback.
Hot springs motel, room.
Hidan was praying and Deidara was in Sasori's bed reading his books about puppets and eternal beauty.
"I don't get it, Why do you like this crap? un"
"Because, they're about art, and don't call it crap."
"Art? you call this shit art? un"
"Deidara, I don't feel like arguing right now, we're going back to the hideout tomorrow, lets talk there."
"But i can't have you going around calling eternal beauty art! yeah!"
"It is"
"It's not! true art is fleeting! something that only lasts for a moment! un"
"That, is what you call an explosion, not art"
"It's the same thing! un" Deidara stood up on the bed. "Because...Art is an Explosion! yeah!" he said this arms wide open imitating the form of an explosion.
"But art needs to be appreciated, no one can appreciate something that gone in the next second." Sasori jumped on to the bed, making Deidara lose his balance. Flump!
"Hey! could you guys shut up! someones praying here!- What the-?"
Hidan couldn't help but stare, Deidara was on top of Sasori, faces only inches apart, staring at each other...blushing.
End of Flashback.
"Hey! didn't we all agree to never speak of that again!...? yeah."
"Yeah, but i just thought you should know."
"That you were jealous? of who? me or Sasori? un"
Before words came out of Hidan's mouth Zetsu and Tobi came in.
'He's my best friend best of all best friends,
do you have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy
Hey you should get a best friend too!-'
Tobi stopped singing.
"Ooh..." he said teasingly "Hidan and Deidara sitting on a tree! K-Y-S-N? I mean, K-Y-S-Y-N-G!"
Before Tobi knew it Deidara was strangling him from the back.
"This time I'll make sure you die! un"
"Tobi, you should watch your words" White Zetsu said
"Unless you like getting strangled all the time" Black Zetsu said.
Zetsu tried to reach out for Tobi's sake, but before he knew it Deidara's foot was on his face, preventing him from coming any closer...and before they all knew it Hidan had already left.
Note:
Next Chapter: You kissed...HIM!..?
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