New Uzugakure
Chapter 4: Ninjas of Whirlpool
Naruto arrived holding an acoustic and he began playing
Naruto: There was a man from Gotham
In the Batmobile he rode
Defending the defenseless
It's to him I sing this ode
With his Hammers of Justice
He struck down every foe
Safety for our families
It's this to him we owe
Grey and blue
Grey and blue
The man from Gotham
Wore the grey and blue
He fought the vilest villains
Too numerous to list
Rendering his verdict
With Batwing covered fists
Descending from the night sky
His scalloped cape would flow
Those who broke the law
Deserve the punches he would throw
Grey and blue
Grey and blue
The man from Gotham
Wore the grey and blue
But beneath the mask was just a man
Same as you and me
His true face he could never share
A secret identity
But why endure this lone crusade
Fight-to-fight you just can't win
If asked the Bat would tell you
"Someone's gotta stand up to all this sin"
Grey and blue
Grey and blue
The man from Gotham wore the grey and blue
Grey and blue
Grey and blue
The man from Gotham
Wore the grey and blue
The man from Gotham
Wore the grey and blue
"I don't believe it! He's actually kinda good!" said Amaki and Hinata arrived and hugged Naruto and Naruto ruffled her hair and Hiashi said "Look at you 2, pretty soon you are going to get married!" and Naruto said "Hinata, just so you know I always loved you, and I always will love you forever." And Hinata said "Too bad we aren't gonna live forever." And Hiashi said "Dante, I need you to turn Naruto into a Neko/Vampire hybrid so he can bite Hinata's neck and do the same to her." And Dante nodded and bites Naruto on the neck and blonde fur began lining his body in stripes and 2 cat ears appear on his head and a blonde tail shot out of his pants and Kushina gasped and Naruto got up and said "Whoa! I'm a vampire now!" and he faced Hinata and opened his mouth "Hold still, Hinata, this may sting a little." Said Hiashi and Hinata nodded and she stuck he head up and Naruto bit her and she turned into a neko and the others became vampires as well, but they weren't part Neko.
At midnight, Hinata, who was a vampire discovered she and the others were immune to sunlight and other things that can kill, harm or weaken a vampire, but she can die from a lack of nutrients, and she can get sick and will not be healthy without normal medication and she rose from her coffin, which was purple, and she stretched and yawned, he mouth revealing she had fangs "What a purrfect night to be a vampire. Get it? Purr-fect? *laughs* I should go into comedy!" and Hiashi chuckled "Maybe you should. Those jokes you tell are *snickers* real knee-slappers." And they ride in the Ed's retro van, as it started, Hinata spoke "Whoops, that's an upset stomach." And she burped a bit "Wakko Warner burp*! Auch, beg pardon." And Hiashi said "Are you okay, Hinata?" and Hinata said "Yeah, I don't feel well, that omelet I had for breakfast must have had some bad eggs." She groaned clutching her stomach in pain and the car stopped "I'm gonna hurl!" said Hinata who ran out of the car and threw up in a bush "*BLARGGH!*" and she climbed back in the car and drove home and Dante checked her temperature "It was just a slight fever." He spoke and Hinata took some medicine and went to sleep
Hinata got up in the morning and stumbled out of bed "Oy vey, my achin' head, that was some fever." And she walked to the freezer to get an icepack and she placed it to the side of her head "Good Greif." She spoke and her ears twitched and Hiashi said "What is it, Hinata?" and Hinata spoke "I'm hearing raging river, which means salmon! And that means…..BREAKFAST!" and she bounds on all fours and saw the lake and some fish and snatched one in her hand and took a huge bite 'She must be starving.' Thought Hiashi and Hizashi smiled "Hey." He spoke and Hiashi said "Hizashi!? How'd you come back to life?" and Hizashi said "Dante asked his Uncle Grim." And Hinata is playing Tetherball with Norbert and she was getting serious "Eat ball, rat face!" and with that, she launched the ball at Norbert and it nailed the beaver in the face and hit Hinata in the back and the 2 landed in a bush and engage in a thumb-wrestle, and Hinata yowled "Don't tick me off! I'll show you it's not wise to anger a Neko twice!" she yelled as her retractable clawed fingernails appeared, revealing to be violet and she saw Norb and Daggett playing golf and she joins in "C'mon ya spooty ball!" she spoke and it misses the hole "Dadgumit!" she yells "Spoot." She mutters and they walk off to their homes