(an HERS DA 2NE CHAP1TRR1!)
CHATPR 4!
Me&eric wr dating!
"omg yourr so fuckking sexy" sed erik.
"mm fanks!"
den we started making out. erik was supr gud at making out he was SO HOTT 2!
"OMG ERKI!" i screemd.
we kept kissing. den, we starting doing IT! (an DIS MEANS dey HAD SEXX YU IMMATUR FOOLZ!) it was supr amzing. He tok off my blak lace thong, my lether bra, my LOOONG blak dress, and high hells all of and den we did it. he put hsi tingy in mine and we DID IT!
"OMFG SEXXAH" sed erki
"!" I sed.
den, we finishe. it was nitetime so i had 2 gu to my dorm. der was dis anoygn bich named stevei ray wh i had to shar da dorm wit,
"hi i m STEVEI RAE who r u?" she sed.
"im ZEPHRYA TEMPRESS DESITNY NIGHT DEAHT POTTER WAyland!" I sed.
"ogm thats such a prtty namw!" she sed ALSO she had a supr annoying cuntry ancent.
"uh thanx i gues"i sed.
Den.
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It wuz BEDIMTe so we had 2 go 2 bed!