Disclaimer: I don't smoke pot. HAPPY? Oh, wait. Wrong phrase…. I don't own Teen Titans. (I'm an idiot…)

BTW here is what Adriane looks like. (I drew it.) http/ for letting us stay at your house while we deal with this whole… incident thing, Mrs. Brinker!" Terra smiled as she poured milk into her cereal bowl. It was 7:00AM and all of the Titans were at Lukane's and Adriane's house for a while. Specifically saying, it was a lovely spring morning. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, the breeze was blowing gently through the leaves, spreading the scent of flowers around, and the old man next door had turned off the cursed lawn mower.

The only thing wrong was that Adriane was still in bed, while the rest of the titans were at the breakfast table.

"Oh, don't mention it, dear!" Mrs. Brinker smiled, pouring herself a glass of hot chocolate. "It's a pleasure! Beside, Adriane told me SO much about all of you in her letters and phone calls!" Mrs. Brinker was a pleasant woman, really young actually. She was the age of 31, and she was very pretty. She had black hair with woven blonde highlights and Asian shaped blue eyes, because her grandmother was Japanese. "Now if only Adriane would wake up…" She looked at Lukane. "Lukane, could you please wake Adriane…." She stopped as a rock song began to play on the radio. "Never mind, just go get her."

"ADRIANE! YOU LAZY BUM! YOU GET YOUR BIG BUTT DOWN HERE!" Lukane yelled.

"I could have done that…." Mrs. Brinker sighed. She stopped short on the sip of her coffee

"What-? Oh crap." Lukane sighed.

"What?" Lightning asked, chewing on his sausage.

"When ever Adriane comes back home, from like camp or in this case, the Tower, she gets a little joyful, and she kind of forgets if people are staying over…."

"What's that mean?" Thunder asked.

"UNDERWEAR!" Adriane sang in a hair brush, sliding in the kitchen, which was connected to the breakfast room, in a Hello Kitty camisole and panty and sock set. Her hair was pulled up into pigtails with dice pony tail holders. "I HOW I LOVE THEE! JOYYYYYY!"

"Good morning to you too, Adriane!" Lukane sarcastically greeted smirking

"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS…" Adriane dropped her hair brush and her jaw almost fell to the floor. "Oh… NOOOOO!" She ran out as everyone cracked up at her. Hot Spot even did a hideous impression of her with a spoon, while Mrs. Brinker let everyone in about the last time she did that, and how she slid into a plant.

5 minutes later, Adriane walked in with a pair of jeans and a pink tee shirt, blushing like an idiot, while everyone was trying not to laugh at her as she took a banana from the counter. Lukane was the only one not hiding his amusement.

"Go ahead and laugh, I did it purpose." Adriane sighed, smirking at the laughing Lukane.

"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA… Wait… Oh…" Lukane sighed, and everyone began to laugh at HIM.

"Mom, when do we go to-?"

"Soon, sweetie." Mrs. Brinker interrupted. "Everyone needs to finish though."

"DONE!" Everyone took the last bite of food from their empty plates, and slammed their forks on their plates.

"…Okay lets get ready."

"YAY!" Everyone cheered.

5 hours later….

OH GOD!" Lightning screamed, waking up in the T-van, with Adriane in his face.

"How many times do I need to repeat that you must not wake me up with your face so close in my facial area zone?" Lightning made an imaginary circle around his face to show that Adriane had indeed crossed the line of said facial zone area.

"Jesus, someone woke up on the wrong side of the car seat this morning," Adriane remarked. Lightning sat up, dusted himself off and shielded the morning rays from his eyes.

"I heard you talking in your sleep. I heard something about a 'sex territory'." Lukane blanched. "Any good?"

"What was any good?" Lightning spoke carefully.

"Your dream."

"Oh!" Lightning faked laughter, acting immensely slow. "The dream! I, er, I…can't remember it…"

Terra made a sympathetic face. "Hate it when that happens. Especially the kinky ones. Racks my brain all day trying to remember it."

"I wish I could forget mine…"

"What was that?" Adriane asked.

"Er…nothing!" Lightning stooped.

"Hey, Lightning, is this your first time wearing normal clothes?" Adriane asked. "It's the first time I've seen you like this. You look nice!"

"Yeah." He blushed, tugging at the bottom of his Good Charlotte tee shirt Adriane made him buy at the mall because it looked nice on him. His ripped jeans made him look skinnier than he was, but it looked nice as his hair fell in his face.

"Yeah, why DO you normally wear a skirt?" Hot Spot asked.

"BECAUSE MY MOM MADE ME! SATISFIED?" Lightning screamed, as Adriane giggled.

Hot Spot stopped the car, turned off the engine and got out, and everyone followed his lead, while Lightning avoided any contact with anyone, as he found particular interest with the forest floor.

Wow, an ant.

Double wow, a stick.

For 5 hours, the Titans had been following Mrs. Brinker in her car to a large cabin somewhere in the middle of these HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE woods. The trees were covered in moss and the gloomy leaves gave everyone the message that something dark was going to happen.

"Wow…" Adriane's eyes widened. "Mom, we haven't been here since-…"

"I know." She eyed Lukane, who was trying to flirt with Terra.

"WELL ISN'T IT THE STRANGEST SET OF TWINS!" A booming voice rang out from the cabin porch. A man, the age of 35, with platinum blonde hair with brown eyes was standing there, smiling at Adriane and Lukane.

"DADDY!" Adriane squealed. She ran up to him and gave him a hug.

"Hey, the last time I saw you, you were this tall!" Mr. Brinker held up his hand to the middle of his chest, 3 inches above Adriane. "You're shrinking."

"DAD!" She giggled, and gave him another big hug.

"Good morning, Mr. Brinker!" Lightning greeted him. Mr. Brinker shot him with a dirty look.

"If, you…" He eyed every boy except Lukane. "If ANY OF YOU ever so anything to Adriane, or did anything…"

"WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT OR THINK OF IT! WE SWEAR!" Hot Spot freaked.

"Dad, chill." Lukane sighed. "Adriane is considered one of the guys."

"Adriane, if any of these guys-!"

"The biggest thing any of them have done with me is challenge me to an egg roll eating contest?"

"Did you kick their butts?" Mr. Brinker asked, smiling.

"ARE YOU KIDDING!" She squealed, "I beat Thunder by 7 rolls! I ATE 20 ROLLS!

"Yes, it even beats MY record!" Lightning thrust his chest out as if he was all that.

"BY 18." Thunder growled.

"SHUT. UP." Lighting flexed his powers into his palms.

"Lightning, stop it." Adriane ordered. He stopped at once.

"Okay."

"Okay, now time to get serious." Mr. Brinker sighed. He motioned everyone to come inside, so everyone followed.

Inside the cabin was pretty baron. Picture frames bared the walls, hanging above furniture that looked pretty antique, but durable. They looked like they had come from a cathedral of some sort.

Lightning kept to him self when he was a picture of a 17 year old woman holding a little black haired baby girl. He knew exactly who the too were. IN the backround was 20 year old boy with platinum brown hair looking at them for a distance, he looked solemn, but at the same time, he was yearning to be included.

"Okay, Adriane, Lukane… Do you know what to do?" Mr. Brinker asked, stopping at a door.

"Yes." They both said at the same time.

"Have no fear, everyone!" Adriane exclaimed happily. "Unlike Lukane, who only reads the books, I interviewed everyone one in our clan about situations similar to this one. So we can do it the right way… LUKANE!"

"Buzz off Adriane! I read all of the details! Researched all of the spells!"

"YOU BUZZ OFF!" Adriane screamed. "Rules are meant to be broken! I asked EXPERIANCED people! I asked our clan elders!"

"YOU ARE SO FULL OF IT!" He screamed. Adriane and Lukane began arguing, until Mr. Brinker stopped them.

"Hello? Have you forgotten?" He asked.

"Okay, sorry." Adriane gave Lukane a dirty look.

"Alright." Mr. Brinker opened a door to a dark baron room. White sheets and an inflatable mattress had been tousled around on the floor in a chaotic matter. A figure was lying on the floor, breathing heavily under a sheet.

"Hey, uh…" Adriane walked in the room, Lukane and the other titans following. "Are you okay?"

The person under the sheet sits up, and the sheets fall off of him. The boy is of at least 18 that had long shaggy brown with black highlights, dark olive skin and black penetrating eyes that made Adriane jump stared at her with a super pissed off look. He had on black baggy pants, and no shirt. (A.N.: Okay, so I saw a cute guy looking JUST like this at the mall, reading one of my favorite manga stories. He was wearing black clothes. HE WAS SO MY TYPE. But I was too shy to talk to him. SO I made up a character based on him. :giggle:)

"You're one of THEM…" he muttered.

"Uh… yeah, I guess so." Adriane laughed nervously.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" The boy jumped from his sitting position and tried to pounce on her.

"CONQUIESCO!" Adriane screamed. A dark blue light (think ravens powers) slammed him to the wall. "I don't want to hurt you."

"THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!" The boy screamed. "You turn me into one of these… SELFISH MONSTERS, then you put needles in my arm, and lock me in a dark chamber!"

"Didn't my dad already explain it?' Adriane asked.

"I don't believe it." He hissed. "It's impossible… to not have been born the correct species…"

"Hey, you're talking to a cat girl. Welcome to the club."

"But…" The boy's eyes filled with tears.

"Did you feel right as a wolf?" She asked. "Were you accepted? Treated fairly?"

The boy shook his head, tears streaming down his face.

"Can you understand me now?" She asked, lowering the boy to the ground. He sat on the ground, his body shaking.

"The woods were never really your home. It is now here, with us." She coaxed. "You could understand the rocks and the trees…. Can you now understand you're free now?"

"But…" The boy shuddered.

"Sandlio, we know you're scared…."Adriane squatted down next to him. "But… we're going to treat you fairly and accept you. You're one of us now."

"You promise…?" He asked.

"Yeah, I promise."

I KNOW it was LAME! But it WILL go back to humor, and there will be a one shot for Adriane and Lightning (NOT romance!)