Here's chapter 4! I kinda rushed it though _

I don't know if this was a good chapter. But I just hoped you will like it :)

Warning : forgive me if my grammar is bad because I'm suck at writing

Thank you by the way for Ayumi Suzuki-chan who always waiting patiently and supporting me, I hope you will like this chapter too :D

Here ya go!

CHAPTER 4 : INCIDENT

Today is the day. The picnic will be held at a park on a hill not far away but still here in Namimori. Hibari won't be pleased if he knows that he will be far away from Namimori even if it just for a few hours. Reborn invited Dino Cavallone and Romario. Learning from experience. It will be a total mess to have Dino alone without one of his men. It will be a total disaster. Surprisingly, Vongola Nono, CEDEF even Varia were there when Tsuna and her guardians arrived.

"Nana!"

"Dear!" ugh. Such a lovey-dovey couple in the morning.

"VOOOIIIIIIII!"

"I don't get a single money from this picnic."

"Ahahaha!"

"EXTREEEMEEEE!"

"Ehem~"

"Gyahahaha! The great Lambo-san is here!"

"Shut up, stupid cow!"

"Ushishishishi..."

"Bel-senpai.. Your laugh is so damn creepy. Please stop." He was stabbed with three knives.

"Hm, a bunch of Herbivore."

"Bossu, do you want to drink wine?" that's a faithful servant for you!

"Trash."

"Sawada-dono."

"Sawada!" okay that's the baby Lal who loves torturing Tsuna. Also I bet all of you know who are they from the greetings above. I can't call that greetings though.

"Yo, Tsuna! My little sister is so cute as always!" Dino hugged Tsuna.

"Gya!" Tsuna screamed. Dino was kicked by Iemitsu and smacked by Hibari.

"HIBARI! ARE YOU JEALOUS TO THE EXTREME!?" Hibari flinched and walked away.

"Well, I invited you all here to told you a good news." Reborn smirked.

"What is it, Reborn?" Dino asked while rubbing his stomach.

"Tsuna was engaged to one of her guardians. Except Chrome, Stupid Cow and Ryohei of course."

"Gyahaha!" Lambo was running around chasing his own little cow tail.

"EXTREME!" silent approached.

Chirp! Chirp!

"WHAAT! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, REBORN!" Tsuna threw knives which she stole from Belphegor a while ago to the Sun Arcobaleno. He evaded it easily and smirked towards the reddened Decimo.

"Huh?" Iemitsu blinked for a couple of times.

"My, Tsu-chan will give me a grandchild so soon? I'm so happy!" Nana screamed in delight. Gokudera was running around until he hit the tree in front of him and fainted on the spot. Lambo poked him on the face with his tail. He even put his boogers on the fainted Storm Guardian. He laughed and running around again. Yamamoto covered his nose so the blood does not come out continuously. Mukuro smirked and thought about perverted things. So he was stabbed with the trident by Chrome. Dino tripped by his own legs. Lal unconsciously pulled the trigger of her rifle. The bird who is flying above them was shot and died. Falling upon Colonello's head. Iemitsu turned into stone and fell onto the ground. Hibari turned away. Mammon recorded all of their expression.

"I could sell this to make some money." With that he dissapeared.

"Anyway. Everyone! Let's eat~ I've prepared foods and drinks for us~! Ehem~" Lussuria said but the vongola isn't moving from their stunned spot. Instead, the remaining member of CEDEF, Varia, and Vongola Nono moved to eat together.

"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SPARTAN BABY!" Tsuna ran home crying.

"Tsuna!" Dino ran after her. Reborn shot his bullet. It's scratched Dino's cheek. Dino trembled in fear.

"Just let her be, Dino. No one after her." He smirked. "Let's eat. I'm hungry!"

'SADIST!' they all thought. But no one dare to speak up.

"Tsu-chan, don't sulk anymore. Come out now. You haven't eaten anything since this morning. Tsu-chan?" Nana knocked on Tsuna's door.

"Yadda! If Reborn didn't cancel the engagement arrangement, I won't come out! Hmph."

"Fine then. I'll talk to Reborn-kun to cancel it. Mou~ And I was hoping to cuddle my newborn grandchild." Tsuna choked on her own saliva.

"I AM STILL 15 YEARS OLD MOM!" She screamed. She heard Nana was humming happily and soon her voice wasn't heard anymore. She opened the door slowly and turned her head around. She smirked.

"Eat this, Reborn!" She held and then turned the door knob, producing a soft blast. Then she sat back on her bed after locking her door and window.

*Reborn's POV*

"Reborn-kun, can you please cancel the engagement arrangement for Tsu-chan? She said she would never want to come out if you didn't cancel it." Maman asked me with a worried look on her face.

'That Dame-Tsuna.'

"Don't worry, Maman. I will talk to her myself. I'm sure she will understand." Maman nodded. I walked slowly to Tsuna's room on the second floor. When I reached the top of the stairs, a 'click' was heard. I saw something is coming.

'Wait, what was that?' I squinted my eyes to sharpen my vision. That thing darted quickly from afar and pierced the wooden floor beside my feet. I looked to the side. My eyes widen in shock. It was a spear.

'Holy shit!' And I saw something sharp flying towards me. A set of sharp spears. Leon turned to a gun and I shot the spears down.

"Not bad, Dame-Tsuna." I chuckled. My student sure has grown up. To be a sadist. I walked carefully, afraid that one wrong step will activate another traps. I stood half metre from Tsuna's door and sighed in relief when nothing happened.

"Dame-Tsuna! Don't think you will beat me down after setting lowly trap like this." I said. Silence. No one answering or shouting. And here I am, expecting Tsuna to yelled, "Damn you Reborn! Cancel the engagement arrangement right now!" But still it was a pure silence.

"Tsuna? Tsuna!" I stepped on the doormat. Several small and thin needles was shot from above. I dodged it. I jumped on the right side of the doormat. The needles successfully pierced the doormat. I frowned. And before I realized, I was hit and thrown into the wall in front of me. Luckily, Leon turned into a pillow so I didn't get hurt. I looked back and saw a toy boxing gloves sway. It peeped out from inside the wall. I stood up and picked the doormat. Below it, was a mini door. If I stood there earlier, I might be dead right now. And If I fall into it, I don't know either this tunnel will lead me to where. I smirked. I stood in front of Tsuna's door. I turned the door knob. There I saw Tsuna on her bed. Reading a manga.

"Oi, Tsuna!" she ignored me. She laughed when she's reading that manga she was holding.

I walked one step closer and shot my gun. Finally, she looked at me and stop laughing.

"Reborn.." she said with poker face.

"Good job on setting that trap, Dame-Tsuna." She frowned.

"Reborn." She called me again. This time I was the who who's frowning. It's so unusual for her to called me multiple times without yelled or shouted or screamed.

"What is it, Dame-Tsuna?" I asked. Trying to act impatient. She smirked.

"Be careful~" I frowned. And then I am wet. I looked up. Tsuna has prepared a bucket of dirty water above the door. Tsuna's laughing and rolling on her bed. Such as pre-fried tempura.

'How can I fall to this little dirty trick.'

"I was thinking of canceling the engagement arrangement but you ruined it all. Be prepared to get married in such young age, Vongola Decimo. Maybe Nezu will be the priest." I cursed and walked outside, leaving the screaming and laughing Tsuna.

'Eat my revenge Tsuna.' I smirked.

*End of Reborn's POV*

It's already Monday. Tsuna sighed in defeat. Whatever she does Reborn still won't budge. Tsuna's pouted in disbelief.

'Just how can Grandpa sent a demonic tutor from the deepest level of hell to taught me all about "how to be a mafia boss"? Ridiculous!' she cursed.

The door opened with rough causing Tsuna to flinched.

"Jyuudaime!" Gokudera who loves UMA has arrived.

"Tsuna!" That was Yamamoto and Enma.

"Tsu-chan!" Of course it was Hana and Kyoko.

"Bossu!" It's Chrome. Seeing from the nickname she called her it was so obvious.

But it was a bad omen for them because Tsuna was in a really bad mood right now. She kept cursing Reborn again and again. She glared at them and they suddenly shut up.

'Tsuna is so eerie today!' they all thought.

"Ha!? Are you going to pick a fight with me?!" Tsuna shouted at the boy who's staring at her. That boy fainted from fear.

"Tsuna are you ok?" Yamamoto asked with a worried look on his face.

"Shut up baseball freak! If Juudaime doesn't want to talk or in a bad mood, don't ask anything! Just shut up!" Gokudera yelled causing everyone in the class flinched and ran outside, freaking out.

Again the door was opened.

"What's all the ruckus about, Herbivore?"

"Yo, Hibari! Tsuna's in a bad mood!"

"Just shut up! And no need to tell him!" Gokudera growled. Right now Tsuna's emitting a black and dangerous aura. The remaining people in the class shivered even Hibari. But like hell he will admit it. You're so rock-headed Hibari.

"Ciaossu!" Reborn showed up with his another weird costume on the ceiling. Fairy God Mother costume.

"Reborn!" Tsuna called with anger. Reborn smirked.

"I, as Sawada Tsunayuki's Fairy God Mother will grant one of your wish."

"Cancel the engagement arragement!" Tsuna stood up and hit her table with her palms.

"Got it!" he seemed to deep in thought. He pointed his wand towards Hibari.

"My vision told me that your fiance is him!" everyone's jaw dropped. Except Hibari and Reborn.

"You're a fairy! Why the hell you need a vision!?" Tsuna shouted.

"Ciao ciao. Hope you have a happy family~"

Suddenly the sound of footsteps from people running around in the hallway is heard.

"GYAHAHAHA! LAMBO-SAMA HAS ARRIVED!" Lambo came from the front door and jumped to the teacher's table.

"TO THE EXTREME!" Ryohei came from the back side and walking towards Tsuna.

"TURF-HEAD! STUPID COW! TRY TO LOWER YOUR VOICE, IDIOT!"

"WHAT WAS THAT, OCTOPUS HEAD!? YOU WANT TO JOIN BOXING CLUB!?" Ryohei threw his punch in the air. Tsuna's snapped. But she held it in.

"JUST SHUT UP!" Lambo flinched.

'YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEED TO SHUT UP, TAKO! AND YOU TURF ONI-SAN! CUT IT OUT! JUST GO BOXING ON YOUR OWN!' It's Tsuna. Chrome sneaked up to Tsuna's mind and smirked. Trying to hold back her laughter.

"Gotta... stay... calm..." Lambo started crying.

"I..."

"CAN'T! BOO-HOO!" he took out his ten years bazooka from his afro.

"Gupya!" he lost his balance and tripped by his own little feet. The ten years bazooka got thrown to Ryohei.

"EXTREME!" he punched it. It has cracked. And now the bazooka was aimed toward Tsuna.

"You punched the bazooka and it has a crack! JUUDAIME!" Gokudera ran towards her. Too late, slow poke tako.

"Eh?" Tsuna sweat-dropped. She got hit by the bazooka. Everyone waited until the pink smoke dissapeared. And they found no one standing there.

"Where's Tsuna?"

"JUUDAIME!"

"SAWADA!"

"Tsu-chan!" Everyone looked around but found no one. Luckily no classmates there to watch. There will be too much annoying question if they see this.

"I'm here, nyaa~" Everyone looked down. They were spitting snot and their saliva. Ew!

Lambo's picking his noise and threw away his boogers. Pure blessings for you, the one who got Lambo's boogers.

Gokudera has fainted.

Yamamoto's eyes turned white.

Hibari's eyes and mouth widened.

Hana, Kyoko, and Chrome squealed in delight.

Enma has turned to stone.

"TSUNA?!" they shouted.

Yukari : That's it! I know maybe you think it's boring *sigh* I definitely will improve in the next chapter! I'm so sorry!

Hibari : *smirked* you did a good job.

Yukari: You're that happy to be Tsuna's fiance? How bold. *hmph*

Tsuna : *blushed* Me... Hibari-san...eng...ed...? *mumbled and imagining things in her own worlds.*

UMA : Please RR!