AN: *chuckles* I am still laughing at this one.
Irrefutable
By: anybodihearme
Originally Uploaded: Thursday, September 8, 2016
"Son of a bitch!" Eddward yells as Kevin nearly falls out of his chair. Eyes going wide, Kevin stares at Eddward and poorly tries to process the words that just feel out of his mouth. Out of the twenty odd years they've known each other and five years they've been dating, Kevin has never heard Eddward swear, and hearing him swear to such an extent for the first time was just too much for him to handle.
Eddward sat in his chair completely unfazed at the fact that Kevin is halfway out of his chair and just stares furiously at his computer screen. Thank God they decided to study alone in their own apartment together instead of the library for the outcome would have been ten times different. Eddward's cheeks are painted a deep scarlet as his posture goes rigid and hands curl up into a fist. Not knowing what to say, Kevin just stares at Eddward and the fact that he looks like he's about to fight someone. Quickly thinking, Kevin for the sake of his sanity can't figure out anything that would provoke this reaction from Eddward. Knowing that he didn't do anything to cause this, or so he hopes, he slowly reaches his hand towards Eddward. Gently touching his shoulder, Kevin leans forward.
"Babe-"
"What!" Eddward yells more than questions. Turing in the speed of light, emerald eyes are met by ice blue orbs that are filled with nothing but fire. Jerking back, Kevin actually falls out of his chair this time. If it was a thing, Kevin could have sworn little devil horns began to grow out of Eddward's head for a split second and steam pour out of his ears. Rubbing the shoulder he fell on, Kevin looks up at Eddward who is still completely oblivious to the fact that he scared Kevin literally out of his seat. "I can't believe this!" Eddward yells outrageously. Standing up with enough force, the chair Eddward was sitting in falls forcefully to the floor. The thundering sound the chair makes is nothing compared to the wrath that Eddward is emitting and acts more as an entry point for the rage to come. "The professor gave me a 99.98% on my lab because it was too factual and not original enough!" He yells at the computer screen. "What educator would ignore the irrefutable facts of science and request for originality! It is completely idiotic!" Eddward shots as he slams his computer closed.
Throwing on his coat and wrapping his scarf around his neck, Eddward stuffs his belongings into his bag and grabs his keys off the table; all the while mumbling incoherent words under his breath. Walking towards the front door, Eddward throws it open and stalks out of the apartment, leaving Kevin on the floor stunned, scared, and slightly turned on.