"5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" the cameraman counted down as the audience roared to life and Berry popped out from back stage.
"Bonjour everyone and welcome back to Let's Match U!" Berry yells, facing the camera, flashing a bright smile.
"We are here with [R/N] who is eagerly awaiting the results of the questions she asked our bachelors," Berry said, motioning towards the seven curtained rooms.
"So, [R/N], who do you think you're going to go on a date with?" Berry asked, putting the microphone close to your face.
"Umm…" Suddenly a picture of a sheep came to mind and you instantly thought of Near, the seventeen year old that looks like a ten year old who just happens to still play with toys. He's strange, but you have to admit that he's just plain adorable.
"Well, you'll get to see your date in 3, 2, 1!" Berry counted off as a curtain revealed Near.
"Near, come on out to meet your date!" Berry yelled as the emotionless sheep walked towards you, a finger in his snowy white locks.
"Hello, [R/N]," Near acknowledged.
You waved to Near, as behind you Berry rolled your eyes at how boring you guys were acting. "Just go on your date already."
"Where are we going?" you inquired.
"I believe I answered if I were to take you on a date, I would take you on an amusement park. So if you please, follow me so we could head there right away," Near replied, his voice completely monotone as he continued to twirl his hair and started to walk away.
"Okay?" you answered as you followed Near out of the studio.
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"Jeez, I just when I thought that damn sheep couldn't be more annoying," Mello grumbled as he and the rest of the bachelors emerged from behind their curtains and Berry pulled out a remote, controlling the giant screen as it came down from the ceiling.
"At least he's not going to somewhere either with Legos or toys and he would have to share…that would be a total nightmare," Matt added, pulling a game from his pocket. "By the way, where did you send them, Berry?"
"Oh, huh, funny story…" Berry nervously replied, looking away. "Hey, look they're there!" she yelled, pointing towards the screen.
All of the bachelor's mouths dropped instantly at the same time.
"What is wrong with you woman?" Light yelled, pointing at the screen.
"Nothing, I thought they would have some fun there," Berry looked down, fidgeting with her fingers.
"At LegoLand? Do you know what will happen to Near there?" L yelled, as we watched you and Near enter LegoLand.
"That's the fun part!" Berry instantly brightened up, smiling as she turned up the volume on the screen as you and Near start talking.
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"So, Near, where do we go first?" you asked the albino who was currently leading the way in the amusement park.
"Would you like to go to the water park area?" Near asked, holding a map as multiple people passed by you, staring at Near who was wearing his white baggy pajamas.
"Okay," you answered. Luckily, Berry thought you guys might go there, so she packed you some clothes. Such a nice host…
Both of you took your separate ways to change and you, coming out first, noticed that the water park area was completely clear and there was a large guy standing where the entrance to the water was.
"Um, excuse me, how come this is closed?" you asked the man.
"Are you [R/N]?" the guy asked, looking down at you though his dark shades.
"Yes?" you answered, and the guy just nodded, letting you go past him and you went up to the water slide.
"Shall we have a race then, [R/N]?" Near asked, suddenly appearing next to you.
"Near!" you jumped. "How did you get up here that fast?"
"I was right next to you, [R/N]," Near replied, bored as usual as he looked somewhere else, you decided to check him out.
Under that baggy white pajama top, Near practically had been hiding the hottest body you have ever seen. Period. He had abs. The freaking ten year old look a-like, had abs. Amazingly hot ones at that too. His arms were a bit lanky, but there was no doubt that he had muscle there too.
Your mind suddenly started filling with M rated thoughts and you started blushing at the thought of it.
"Are we going to race or not?" Near asked impatiently, either ignoring that you were checking him out or that you were just randomly daydreaming. You hoped for the latter.
You nodded as both you and Near set yourselves up for the slide.
"In 3, 2,-" Near said as he took off, not even saying one.
"Hey!" you exclaimed as you took off after him, sliding quickly down the slide.
"That wasn't fair!" you pouted as you got up from the slide, crossing your arms as you did so.
"What wasn't fair?" Near asked innocently.
"The race."
"I said we would have a race. I never said it would be fair or not," Near replied in a monotone voice, but you could practically hear the amusement in it.
"Whatever," you mumbled.
"Let's get out so we could see the rest of the park," Near asked, even though it sounded more like a demand.
You just pouted at Near as both of you got out of the pool to change.
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"B-b-b-b-but, how? Who? What? When?" Mello asked, confused, as he pointed to the screen.
"Does he work out or something?" Matt asked, lifting up his goggles above his head to look at Near on the screen.
"Oh my fucking me," Light mumbled.
"Hmm…usually, people would say, 'oh my f-ing god,' but in this case, you, Light-kun, said, 'oh my f-ing me'. Do you care to explain?" L asked, suspicious.
"Uh, oh look!" Light pointed at the screen, as he slipped out of his chair and ran back stage.
"Where did Light go?" Matsuda asked, clearly confused.
"Shh! Guys! Shut up! They're talking!" Berry hushed the bachelors as we saw both you and Near walking to the build yourself area in the park.
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"Hello there, little boy!" a perky girl who worked there walked up to Near and you. "Would you and your sister like to play here," she asked, motioning towards the area where there were little kids playing in the piles and piles of Legos.
"I'm not a little boy, I'm seventeen years old, and this is not my sister. She is my date," Near explained as he walked past the girl, whose mouth was wide open.
"Hey," you heard behind you. You saw a cute boy around your age with dark brown hair and chocolate brown eyes, smiling at you.
"Hello," you answered politely.
"Are you here for your brother too?" the guy asked, nodding towards Near who was currently building some sort of building.
"Uh, no. He's actually my date," you said sheepishly, as the guy's eyes widened at the word 'date'.
"Well, would he mind if I stole you away for a couple of minutes?" the guy asked, flashing you a cute dimpled smile.
You looked at Near who was currently fighting with a little kid over a Lego piece. Near then picked up a stray Lego piece and threw it at the kid who instantly started crying. An employee instantly appeared next to the crying kid and attempted to calm him down and the employee started saying something to Near, when suddenly, Near pulled out a badge out of practically nowhere, and showed the employee whose expression was suddenly frightened of the young looking sheep as he backed away, leaving Near to go back to work.
Oh Near…
"I don't think he would mind," you answered the guy as he smiled and you both walked over, starting to chat over lots of things.
"Um, excuse me ma'am?" one of the employees asked you, interrupting you blissfully amazing chat with the cute brunette.
"Yes?"
"Uh, would you mind taking your brother out of his, um, castle?" the employee asked, confusion and fear in her eyes. Oh, wait, that could just be tiredness…nevermind…
You looked over to where Near is, well, was and saw that he was replaced with a big almost life sized version of a Lego castle, and at the top of the castle, was Near, who was throwing Lego pieces at anyone who attempted to break down his castle.
"Oh god," you muttered, looking up at the castle as you walked closer to it.
"Hello, [R/N]. Would you like to come up?" Near asked from the top of the castle, looking down at you.
"Uh, well, what the heck? Why not?" you said as the door to the castle opened and you went inside, seeing how scarily done the castle was built. You climbed the Lego stairs, and met Near at the top of the castle.
"Looks like we have trouble," Near said, nodding down towards the security that had been called. The two beefy men carrying sledgehammers started coming towards the castle after the employee that had called me earlier told them what was going on.
"Looks like we need to get out of here," Near said, taking your hand and pulling you down the stairs after him, both of you just barely getting out of the castle as it all came tumbling down.
"You guys need to come with us," one of the men said, grabbing both Near's and your arm, taking you guys with them.
"Where are they taking us?" you whispered to Near.
"Most likely to jail. Hopefully it will be built out of Legos so our escape would be easier," Near said, his face breaking into a cute little smile. You then realize that was a joke or what Near attempted to be a joke, as you broke out in a smile also.
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"Oh god," Berry muttered as she pulled her phone out of her pocket. "Hello? Yes, this is Berry. I need your help. "
"How are we going to get them out of there?" Mello yelled, getting up from his seat.
"I have backup, coming to rescue them," Berry said, rubbing the bridge of her nose as she shut her phone closed.
"Since when did you care about Near, Mello?" L asked Mello.
"Because I want to show that damn sheep I can save his ass too," Mello growled. "And why do you have to question me? Is it because Light isn't here?"
"Well…" L pondered.
"Actually, I'm right here," Light interjected.
"When did you get there?" BB asked, suddenly speaking up after finishing his giant jar of jam, a strawberry ring around his mouth.
"I've been here all along," Light lied.
"Right..." L mumbled.
"Stop accusing me of being Kira!" Light snapped, getting up from his chair. "What if you're actually Kira, but you're just trying to frame me then you're probably using reverse psychology on me right now to try admitting I'm Kira even though I clearly am not! And then you probably think I'm just going crazy after snapping on that guy earlier about why he started hitting on me because of my name!"
"Light, did you take your medication today?" Berry asked, walking cautiously towards Light.
"I don't need medication!"
"Come on Raito, let's get you some meds okay?" Berry said, as she led Light back stage.
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"So, it appears that this jail isn't made of Legos," Near observed.
"Well, duh!" you snapped at Near. "Let me just ask you this question. Why did you build a castle so you could start throwing things at kids?"
"…"
"Near, why did you do it?"
Near just stuck a finger in his snowy white locks and twirled his hair.
"Near?"
Twirl. Twirl. Twirl.
"Tell me why Nate!" you yelled at Near, using his real name as you tugged at his shirt, bringing his face just inches from yours.
"I wanted your attention," Near replied, as you looked into his wide grey eyes, and he looked back into yours.
"Why?"
"I don't like the way that guy was flirting with you," Near answered, turning his head away from yours as you saw a slight bit of pink color make way to his usually pale face.
"Oh," you simply replied, releasing your grip on Near's shirt as some color came to your face as well.
"As you would put it simply, I was jealous," Near said, as he sat down on the ground, his back away from you, but you could tell that he was blushing and was clearly embarrassed that he admitted all of that to you.
You sat down next to him and fidgeted with your fingers when you felt something soft and warm press against your cheek.
"Sorry," Near mumbled turning away from you once more as you reached your hand up to your cheek where Near just kissed you.
"It's fine," you nodded as Near turned back to you, his face unreadable.
"Hey, guys, looks like someone's busting you out," the guard grumbled as he nodded towards an old man with greying mustache and hair.
"Watari," Near said, recognizing their savior.
"It's time for you to come back to the studio," Watari said as the guard opened the door to the cell, releasing you and Near.
The car ride back was silent as both you and Near looked out of your separate windows from the opposite sides of the car.
Even though the ride was silent, your heart and thoughts were loud as your hand and Near's were entwined together in the middle of the seat.
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"Aww! It's just so kawaii!" Berry squealed.
"So who's going on the next date?" BB asked.
"Well, we'll see now won't we?" Berry replied as she winked to the camera. "This has been another great episode of Let's Match U! See you guys next time!"
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I updated! YAY! Sorry if this chapter was too short compared to the previous two. I try to make them as long as possible, but I don't want to stretch it out too long…
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