Chapter 4 - Yakko and Wakko marching on
The sun rose the next morning, And Yakko and Wakko were jogging through the forests, going in the direction their map told them to go.
"According to this map, if we go east we'll eventually get to a gas station, then further we'll find a weapons shop, and then the DeSanta Residence." Said Wakko
"What? gimme that map." Yakko snatched the map from Wakko and read it.
"Hey! This is a map of Los Santos in Grand theft auto V! And look at this! Plotzy's been looking up dirty pictures on that internet thing!" Yakko pointed at a picture of a buxom woman holding a banana.
"You'd better move on before the censors see it!" Wakko replied
Good idea. And moving on, there's some new DLC coming out for the game this year!" Yakko exclaimed
"Fabooo! I always wanted that game." Wakko sighed
"We're not here to play violent video games that turn children into mindless monsters, We're gonna rescue Dot! Now the map we want's on the other side." Yakko flipped the map and pointed out where they needed to go.
"We'll head east from this point, go through the pass, end up in rock ridge, then head north a couple miles, then we'll definitely be close to Dot." Yakko folded up the map and put it in his pocket. "Well brother, I figure if we can't say anything interesting in this chapter, we might as well sing a song on our way through the pass to Rock ridge."
"What song shall we sing, Yakko?" Asked Wakko
"Lake Titicaca?" asked Yakko
"I'm sick of that song." Said wakko
"Uh, how about the Hello Nurse song?" asked Yakko
"Nah." Wakko replied
"Well, do you have a song that you want to sing?" asked Yakko
"Happy new year?" asked Wakko
"That's an ABBA song. we need 2 swedish girls to help, and we don't have them." Replied Yakko
"Ok...How about the "it's sad that we're sad." song?" asked Wakko
"Well, the audience hasn't heard it before." Yakko pointed at the audience
"Then we'll sing that?" asked Wakko
"We shall! Maestro, hit the music!" Yakko pointed his finger at Richard stone, who then conducted a symphony to start playing the tune of Down by the riverside/U.N. Me, while Yakko and Wakko sang.
It's so sad that we are sad
Down in the fanfiction site
All the authors love to see
all of us in agony
It's so sad that we are sad
down in the fanfiction site
Why can't we all live happily?
Then Yakko sang a solo
all these authors seem to have a crush
down in the fanfiction site
Wakko's girlfriend is so sick
kills herself in every fic
All these authors seem to have a crush
down in the fanfiction site
and i say that we've had enough!
Wakko then sang his solo
Yakko barely ever makes a joke
Down in the fanfiction site
Always has a broken heart
not one joke, won't even fart
Yakko barely ever makes a joke
Down in the fanfiction site
Oh, whaddya know, it's sheriff bart!
The song ended abruptly and sheriff Bart came riding up on his horse. He was clad in leather chaps and a cowboy hat, but what made him so different was that he was black, and a black sheriff was certainly something you didn't see very often around there.
"You 2 seem lost." Asked Sheriff Bart
"Nah, we're just on our way to Dr. Pepperansalt's science lab to save our sister, but we gotta go through the pass and then through Rock Ridge." Replied Yakko
"Rock ridge! I'ma headin' that way right now. I'm the new sherriff of the town." Said Sheriff Bart
"You mean we just stumbled onto the set of a politically incorrect Warner Bros. movie?" asked Wakko
"Yah! Come with me! the townsfolk are real excited to have a new sheriff in town!" Bart began riding off, While Yakko and Wakko looked at each other.
"Are you sure we're going through Rock Ridge?" asked Wakko
"Well, if we don't, we'll suffer a fate worse than death! A fate worse than a fate worse than death!" Yakko replied
"No!" Wakko didn't want to hear the reply to this one
"That's right...you'll get another mary sue girlfriend." Said Yakko
"But...I'm in love with the nurse." Wakko began to drool.
"So am I, brother. So am I. But the truth is, Beautiful buxom women like her, are only interested in Buff, good-looking rich men." Yakko replied
"The truth hurts." Said Wakko
"We all gotta face the truth sometimes. Hey, that should be on the wheel of morality. You wanna write that down, Mr. director?" Asked Yakko, to a man off set.
"That's a good one, Yakko. I'll write it down right away." replied director Tom Ruegger, off-set.
"Thanks Mr. Ruegger. Now, On to Rock Ridge before we miss our cues." Yakko and Wakko bolted from the scene.
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