Thievious Sangonius

Chapter Four:

"Sango is a professional thief. But she is a hero to those who've been saved be her. She is a high schooler in the 10th grade and is a professional pervert assassin. But will one of her targets be a personal friend? And if she has feelings for her then how can she do her duty to her woman kind?"

Rated: M

-Violence-Language-

Disclaimer: I do not own the Inuyasha series

At lunch I sat next to Miroku, Kagome was going to sit next to Inuyasha and his friend Koga, the two were good friends but they were rivals as well. Koga was in love with himself but he "loved" Kagome, he felt that he should have the "prettiest" girl in school for his girlfriend, and as a kid he even promised to marry her. Koga has been known to make false promises before. Ayame was one of them; he swore he'd marry her. But Koga wasn't the only one who loved Kagome, Hojo had his eye on her for a while, but Kagome loved Inuyasha, but it seemed to that Inuyasha loved her more as a friend or a sister, perhaps a girlfriend someday.

Anyway, Shippo probably knew we had fought so he sat with me, Koga always tries to comfort Kagome and I saw how it made Shippo gag. Ha! So Miroku and I talked throughout lunch about dating and how I didn't want any physical contact, but while I said that his slimy hand just had to grope my ass. Shippo laughed pretty hard when I smacked Miroku in the face with my hand. Miroku only smiled and shrugged, steam was almost flowing out of my ears because this is the second time he tried to pull this off. …Okay, the first time was my fault, but I was flaunting, he grabbed me. I sipped my milk and took a deep breath. I was going to change this boy even if Thievious Slyvious had to do it.

"Miroku, listen up, I will not stand for this mild kind of abuse, I will not stand for any kind of abuse for that matter." I pulled Miroku in close; "Don't push your limits with me…I'm stronger than you if you DARE even try to be fresh with me." I let him go and sipped more milk; Kagome would usually come to me about this time begging to forgive her.

"So…beside you scaring me do you want to go eat dinner tonight?" He asked me while rubbing his cheek. He pulled out a little box and there was a little pearl ring in it, it was fake, but a sweet present.

"Thank you Miroku, this is so sweet. But about dinner I'd love to but can't," Most people say not to be 'clingy' to your boyfriend but I wasn't being clingy. I really had stuff to do. "I have to do some things around the house."

"I could come over and help?" Miroku asked, he didn't seem to be very 'sly' about it so he probably meant it about helping and not trying anything fresh. I suppose he took my idle threat quite seriously. The only idle threat I would possibly make toward him.

"Alright, but bring your dusting supplies, it's been a while since I cleaned." I half hugged him (like the tomboy I am) and got up to go to class, it made me wonder why Kagome hasn't apologized yet. Maybe she was distracted by something. I guess I shouldn't worry at this point.

Several hours later it was gym class and we were learning judo. And I saw Kagome talking to Kagura, Kagome seemed to been having a deep conversation with her and it got me wondering, did Kagome have a big plan on getting revenge on me? Or was she telling my secret! I ran over as quickly as I could and pulled her away.

"What the hell Sango?" Kagome stumbled.

"What are you doing!"

"I was inviting Kagura to my party?" Kagome was very pissed about this.

"What party? I never heard about your party?"

Kagome kicked me but I jumped away. "Well if you didn't break our friendship then maybe I would've invited you." Kagome punched me but I leaned back so it barely missed me.

I kicked under her but she jumped over my leg. "Fine! Well finish this like men!!" I did several punches toward her but she dodged a few. She kicked over my head but I blocked with my forearm and slammed my palm into her abdomen. "Take this!! Spitting White Snake Strike!!" By then a crowd began to form and people were watching us battle with the kung fu we had learned over the past month. I was throwing light punches at her and she was doing her best to dodge but it wasn't good enough to but not good enough to beat a world class thief! She kicked several times but I blocked and spin kicked her behind the head and fell.

Everyone was silent as they anticipated Kagome to withdraw but she got up and threw a strong punch that hit my upper arm. It went numb! She didn't know but she hit a pressure point. I grit my teeth and double kicked and one hit her in the face but she took it. She punched straight at me but I ducked and hit her with an uppercut. "Blow of the Ostrich Leg!!"

Kagome stumbled back several feet and tried to regain balance. While I had this opportunity at dashed over to her and kicked her in the abdomen. "Lone Wolf Attack Pattern C!" I got the feeling back in my arm now so after the kick I punched her in the same spot over and over until I felt I could out the I kicked her hard and knocked her against the ground coughing and wheezing.

"Full point!" said the teacher rushing to get ice for Kagome's abdomen. She shirt pulled up a little enough to reveal her stomach and only that. There was a huge bruise where I punched and kicked her over and over. There was blood!! I looked at my hands, blood! I wiped my hands on my shirt and I forgot I had my ring that Miroku gave me on. They must've cut her badly considering the force I hit her with. It didn't seem logical that it would be a deep cut but I wasn't too worried.

A girl sitting by Kagome yelled when Kagome coughed up something, "Oh Kami!! Somebody help her she's coughing blood!!"

I've dealt with minor wounds like this and this was a very minimal amount of blood. The teacher came back and said that she should be taken to the front office. I put the ice on Kagome and slung her over my back.

"I'll be right back!" I ran out the gym door and ran to the office. Kagome coughed up more blood and realized I needed to be more careful. "It's alright Kagome, I'm going to get you to the office."

Thoughts raced trough my mind the day Kohaku died.

FLASHBACK

"Kohaku! Kohaku! It'll be ok!" I was crying as I pulled Kohaku onto my back as he coughed up blood. "It's alright Kohaku, I'm going to get you to the hospital!"

END FLASHBACK

I remember saying something like that the day Kohaku died on the way to the hospital. But this is silly and overdramatic. Kagome wasn't dying. As soon as I got her there the nurse had her cleaned up. And soon enough she was treated and walked out with clean clothes and walking on crutches.

"Why are you on crutches?" I asked when Kagome came out.

"And why are you covered in blood?"

"You don't remember coughing up blood? My fist was covered in it?" I laughed easing over to a chair.

"Well I guess you won that fight, that's no surprise." Kagome said. "But you had no right to pull me away from my conversation."

"Kinda like when you started that fight with me in gym." I smirked but I was getting a little hacked off. Like she had any right to preach to me.

"Your just lucky we were learning kung fu in gym or else you'd have been expelled."

"Or I'd have killed you…" I stared at her intently and her body flinched at the deadly word and my intense glare.

She looked away for a moment, "I have no doubt you could've killed me, but I know you wouldn't. Even when we fight we're still friends."

"Is that an apology?"

Kagome looked back at me fiercely. "I never said it was, unless you are saying it first?"

"Hmm!" I smiled somewhat impressed with her stubbornness. "You've learned something from our past fights then eh? Can't say I'm not impressed with you, if I did I'd be lying."

"So were not friends?"

"I'm not sure?"

"Whatever, after tomorrow I challenge you to a rematch!"

"Sure you'll be up to it?" I left once the school bell rang which was right after I agreed to the rematch. School was over and I needed to get home and get ready to clean with Miroku, I also had other errands to run but that could wait.

I grabbed my backpack and ran to the bathroom. I ran into the stall and put on my Thievious Slyvious outfit under my school clothes. I went back outside and began my walk home. Soon enough I head a scream nearby and I ran into the nearest ally and changed. Then I ran out again and followed the scream.

The yells lead me to a dark ally a little near my home. I leapt into the darkness and I waited until my eyes adjusted to the darkness. I had to stall the perpetrator until then.

"Alright, back away from the woman and drop whatever weapon that is, unless you force me to kill you like the sex-obsessed neurotic that you are." My eyes quickly adjusted and I still didn't see him drop that weapon.

"I'm not gonna give up this fine young lass."- I heard a click, like the kind of a gun. - "Now you back off or I shoot you."

It was clear now; this man had a gun. A 22 pistol. It was pointed at me and I couldn't do anything. His tone of voice was sober so I knew he wasn't drunk or a drug addict. A straight shot would be all that was required to kill me at that moment. Any flinching and I could die. My only choice would be to wait until he had an opening. Then, and only then, could I attack.

The man looked at the girl for a brief moment and I jumped behind a garbage can. He turned back and looked scared. His gun was being flailed in front of him. "I don't need a gun to fight you! Your weak if you don't want to face Jensen face to face."

"Alright its your funeral." I leapt out from behind him and knocked him down. He somersaulted over and kicked under me. I cart wheeled over and kicked him. The girl got away and then I picked him up over my shoulder and threw him against the wall. I then threw a shuriken and it hit him in the upper leg and fell to the ground. I ran in for the kill but he yanked them out of his leg and threw them at me. I blocked with my cast again and slammed my fist into him. He blocked?!

I jumped back and pulled out a kunai. I ran at him and kicked under him. He did a weird move and leaned back and balance himself on one hand and kicked my twice in the face then landed on the ground. Bloody bastard made my nose bleed! I shook it off and punched him in the chest, hoping to hit his solarplex but it didn't affect him. I kicked his groin and he fell to the ground. I stabbed him in the arm and rolled him over.

Going through his pockets I asked, "Not much shit you got here, bastard."

Fool was yowling in pain and I kicked him. I nabbed his wallet and ran trough it, American money, 2, 000 American dollars and a gold biker ring. After I robbed and wounded him I ran home. I had to take a shower before Miroku came over.

I quickly undressed and looked at my body, I had no red marks or any bruises of the sort, and it was so typical! Every fight I got into I could walk away without a mark. Its scary and I sometimes wonder if my body has been so used to it that it can take it. I don't feel pain, just a tingling or stinging. Well anyway I turned on the water and bathed.

I got out and dressed into tattered jeans and a sloppy stained t-shirt. As soon as I put my hair up and put a bandana over it Miroku rang the doorbell. I opened it and he stood there with a duster and a rag in his pocket.

"Hey come on in. if you don't sneeze on dust can I get you anything before we begin." I asked motioning him in from the doorway.

"Yeah, can I get a glass of water?" Miroku dropped the rag and duster and kissed me. I giggled through the kiss. His hands went through my hair as I his. He has the softest hair and thick-glorious soft hair. He let me go and I went to the kitchen for his water. I reached into the fridge and tossed him his water and we began.

Several hours after cleaning he said he was gonna head home. But he invited me to dinner so, naturally, I said yes.

"I gotta get a shower though. I'm sweating so bad." He nodded in approval and grinned softly to himself. I walked into my bedroom. I was suspicious and I didn't want to take chances. So I turned around and told him, "You can help yourself to anything in the fridge."

Miroku just smiled and nodded and slowly walked into the den area and casually sat down. I grabbed my clothes from my dresser and put them on the sink area and put up the lock and I put a towel under the door just in case. I undressed and got in the shower. I wanted to wash up ASAP so I would have to worry about that pervert. I put my herbal tea shampoo in my hand and rubbed in into my hair. The cold shampoo felt good over the hot water. I scrubbed lightly as I soaped down over my body.

A shiver went up my spine and that usually happens when something is going to happen.