A/N: THANK YOU FOR ALL THE REVIEWS! XD And now~ Chapter 4:

After leaving Antonio's apartment…. WAIT ITS NOT LIKE I MEMORIZED HIS NAME ON PURPOSE OR ANYTHING IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING! CHIGI! SHUT UP!

Anyway…. I went into mega writing over time after seemingly being slapped in the face with inspiration. Bella will be so proud….. Like I care. Now I don't have to be in such a rush to finish the deadlines since… wait for it…. I finished the whole fucking thing! Three days before deadline!

Now I have a reason to go out drinking…. And get drunk as hell…..

I glanced over at my tomato alarm clock and sighed. I still have an hour until I can go and get drunk. Damn…. Might as well take a shower… and change into clean clothes… but then again that would require doing the laundry… crap…. I wonder if I could just hire a maid? I have quite a bit of money that I use on practically nothing…. And if she was a pretty lady I could always flirt with her too…. Maybe Bella wouldn't mind being my maid….

Ah. Never mind. She would force me to do work every second of everyday…. A shiver shot through my spine. Beware of the wrath of Bella. She isn't as carefree and easy going as people tend to think….

Especially when she's with her yaoi friends…. They never shut up!

Yaoi this, yaoi that, gay this, gay that, Lovino do you have a boyfriend~? Lovino do you have a crush~? Teehee~ Can we hook up camera's to your apartment~?

THEY ARE SO FUCKING CREEPY! I even found one the next morning in my bedroom! I was afraid of them for a whole fucking month after that! Luckily, no more camera's were found after that… FOUND anyway… I still have nightmares sometimes….

I'm not even gay…. Which makes it ten times worse to have the "Yaoi Fan Club" trying to shove gay porn in your face whenever they are around…. They say I'm in denial or something but I'm pretty sure I would know if I wasn't attracted to girls considering I flirt with them 24/7 and never have I ONCE had the hots for some guy.

They are all fucked up in the head I swear… either that or their "Gaydar" is broken…

Another glance at the clock. Have I seriously been thinking about this for 20 minutes already! Fuck!

I jumped up off of my couch and ran into my room, picking up the first outfit that I saw considering I was just in boxers earlier. So much for doing laundry…

After stripping out of my boxers and hopping into the shower I made sure to use shampoo, subconsciously avoiding my curl after years of practice.

When it was over I jumped out and pulled on the clothes I had grabbed, immediately blushing. Of course I would pick up the one shirt I wouldn't want to wear! Damn tomato bastard and his tomato shirts!

Ignoring my heated up face, I put the shirt on regardless considering I'm just too fucking lazy to grab another one and this ones the only one that wasn't necessarily dirty…

The pants I decided to curse myself with were a black pair of skinny jeans my idiotic brother decided to buy for me the last time he went to the mall his fiancé.

All in all… I want to change… But I won't…. Because that would require undressing, finding clothes that don't smell like shit, and re-changing. Fuck that. Plus I'm running a little bit late…

I walked out of the bathroom and into the living room, grabbing my keys and wallet off of the table before running out to my car, once again leaving the door unlocked.

Staring up the car I tried to remember how the hell to get to that shitty bar/china town part of New York anyway…. Oh yeah… Right here, left there, I think I got this….

I drove down the road while listening to the radio… why do they always just replay the same 10 shitty new releases just in different orders every fucking day? Do they really have no imaginations to… I don't know… find different songs!

Of course they don't…. dumbasses….

I pulled into one of the parking spaces near the bar and got out, actually locking my car since this is a rather dangerous area.

As soon as I stepped inside of the bar it was rather easy to find Feli, who was waving at me frantically from the corner booth of the room.

I walked up to them rather slowly and watched in annoyance as my brother's eyes lit up. I was attached with a hug the second I got within a five foot radius of him. "Fratello! You're wearing the jeans I got you~" I simply nodded as I sat next to Feli and the potato bastard who already had three mugs of empty beer and one he was still working on. Bastard.

Across from us was the albino potato who was the potato's older brother, Gilbert is his actual name, and next to him was some guy with long blonde hair.

"Fratello! This is Francis Bonnefoy~ From France~" This BETTER NOT be some kind of hook up party! I'm straight dammit!

"Oui, and you are Lovino, non?" The freak reached out and grabbed my hand, kissing it just before I kicked him in the groin.

"Si." With that I crossed my arms and glared at the frog eater who was clutching his stomach in pain. Serves him right.

"Kesesesese! He sure got you Franny! Kesesese I warned you not to do that! This guy will murder you!" Damn straight I will you jackass!

"Kesesesesese! Toni's running a little bit late" Toni…? So there's another freak coming to join us! Shit…

"Ve~ That's fine~ So how are you and Matty doing gil~?" Matty is Gilbert's boyfriend…. Yeah… I'm surrounded by gay guys….

"Kesesese! He's fine~ Just couldn't get away from work to join us…."

"Honhonhonhon~ Then how are you going to get back home when you are drunk mon ami~?"

"Frannyyyyyyy~ That's why I brought you and Toni~"

I blocked out the rest of their conversation as I thought about what kind of alcohol I wanted…. So many choices… hmm….

"Sorry I'm late guys~" My thoughts were severed when I heard that voice. THAT. FUCKING. VOICE. There's no way…

I looked up, and for the third time in that same day, my eyes met with a bright green.

"It's YOU!" I shouted, jumping out of my seat and shoving my finger in his face. Everyone else at our table was silent as Antonio glanced from me, to the potato, to me again.

"YOU'RE ENGAGED TO GIL'S BROTHER!" WHAT!

"WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM! NO! I WOULD NEVER MARRY THAT BASTARD! MY FRATELLO IS MARRYING THAT SHIT HEAD YOU DUMBASS!" I moved out of the way so that the Spaniard could see my twin brother Feliciano.

"Ve~ Hi Toni~ I'm Feliciano~ But you can just call me Feli, ve~" I watched in pure amusement as the tomato freak's eyes went from me, to Feli, to the beer lover, and around again in pure confusion until Gilbert decided to step in.

"Toni. This is Feli." He gestured at my brother."This is Lovino." He pointed at me. "They're twins, ja? Gut." Now he started pointing back and forth from his brother, to my brother, and back again. "Feli and mein Bruder are the ones who are getting married…. Lovino is just Feli's brother. He's got a terrible mouth and a bad temper. Be careful."

Finally, Antonio looked like he understood. "Ah~ I see~ Hi Feli~ Nice to meet you!" He spread out his arms in a hug like gesture which Feli immediately decided to take advantage of by jumping out of the booth and hugging him right back.

I walked right passed them, ignoring the pain in my chest that told me that once again Feli is always the better twin.

I took a seat on an empty stool and ordered a beer. I need to get drunk. And quick.

A glass and a half went by until I felt warm arms wrap around my head. I didn't even bother looking since I already knew who it was by just seeing the tan arms.

"What do you want bastardo?" My head was immediately released and a dejected Spaniard plopped down on the seat next to me.

"Aww~ How did you know~?" How could I not know?

"Who gives a fuck." Another beer gone. I ordered two more and slid one over to the tomato creep. "Drink it."

"Thanks Lovi~ Wow~ You've already had three, hmm~?" No shit Sherlock.

"I'm celebrating… Now fuck off." I couldn't help but notice my voice was slurring ever so slightly. Almost drunk… good.

"Celebrating~?" I glanced at the brunette, finding it oddly difficult to keep my eyes focused.

"I finished before… deadlines…." My hearing began to get a little fuzzy as I continued to chug down the beer. I'm gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow morning….

"You finished! Congratulations Lovi~" I sighed in content as I finished my fourth beer. I barely even could make out the Spaniards words as I stared off into seemingly nothing, letting my mind be taken over by the effects of alcohol.

"H-hey… Lovi?" I stood from my chair and leaned up against Antonio, glaring at his confused face.

"You. Are just the same as everyone else." I slurred. "All in love and… and loving…? Of my brother so much more than me…. Hell! Even I like him more than me!" What the hell am I saying…? Fuck it… I need another beer. "One more, sir."

"L-lovi…? I think you've had enough…" Tch. That's what you think!

"Nahh…. I'm still sober, asshole!" Just as I was about to reach for my fifth mug, everything turned black.

A/N:

I always wondered what Lovi would be like drunk~ It would be rather interesting if they put that in the anime hahahahahahaha~ PLEASE REVIEW, LOVES! They make me happy~

TBC!