Author's Note: ok this is very random. What is Miyuki up to and who is the phone call from (the south park song is Miyuki's ringtone) Read and find out.
WARNING: THE PIECE THAT IS IN ITALICS IS FROM SOUTH PARK WHICH I DON'T OWN AND CONTAINS SWEARING.
Disclaimer: All Bleach Characters © Tite Kubo
Sorami Amaya, Kyouya Hayashi© Latina D Mina (my sister)
Miyuki Kasumi, Yuuji Kiyoshi © MiyukiXToushirou (myself)
Yizuya © Black-Dax (sis bf)
Michael Jackson © Himself
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Chapter 4: The Squads Mission's
When they got to Ichigo's house they walked through the door to be greeted by Ichigo's father Isshin Kurosaki and his two sisters Karin and Yuzu Kurosaki.
After the greetings the 4 headed to Ichigo's room.
Miyuki and Sorami walked into Ichigo's room first, with Rukia and Ichigo behind them.
Miyuki sat herself on the bed leaning against the wall just under the window, Sorami seated herself to Miyuki's left, sitting on Ichigo's pillow and leaning against the part of the wall next to the window.
Rukia kneeled on her legs to the right of Miyuki, while Ichigo pulled his chair out from his desk placing it in front of the wardrobe facing the 3 girls with the chair backwards.
"Ok so what are these Arrancar?" Ichigo asked as he seated himself and looked at the 3 girls sat on his bed.
"Just a sec and we will explain everything" came a voice from somewhere near by
"Renji is that you, where the hell are you?" Ichigo questioned the voice.
The next moment Ichigo's light cover had fallen to the floor with Renji, Rangiku, Yumichika and Ikkaku's head's sticking out of the ceiling where the light had been.
"What the hell, you better fix the damn light" Ichigo complained as they climbed out from the hole in the ceiling and landed on the floor of Ichigo's room.
"Actually we do have a spare light bulb on hand" Rangiku replied sarcastically.
"You better not mean me" Ikkaku stated.
After everyone had made their way down and seated themselves, Kon, Ichigo's stuffed lion threw himself at Rangiku's chest only to be meet by her fist and knocked backwards.
"Has the toy lost his mind?" Renji asked.
"No, he's always like that" Ichigo replied.
"So about these Arrancar's?"
"The Arrancar's are normal hollows, who have removed their masks and gained shinigami powers, until now there have only been a few, and incomplete at that" Renji explained.
"Ok "
"When Aizen acquired the Hougyoku, he was able to complete their transformations, resulting in the two you fought with the other day" Renji said while Rukia showed the drawing of the completed Arrancar in her drawing pad.
"It would be a lot better with out the crappy drawings" Ichigo taunted, getting the pad thrown into his face in return.
"When soul society found out they decided to keep an eye on them, which a few disagreed with. Then before we know it Aizen had finished making his Arrancar and they were on the move" Renji continued
"So why are you here?"
"As the Arrancar's were complete and sent to the human world before soul society could make any preparations, at the last minute a surveillance team was put together and sent to the human world"
"Don't tell me the surveillance team is you?" Ichigo replied.
"We were chosen By Captain Yamamoto himself"
"Rukia was chosen as she knows you well"
"So not true, I was chosen for my abilities" she stated.
Renji continued.
"Rangiku and I were chosen as we are Vice Captain level, Ikkaku and Yumichika were chosen as they are high ranking seated officers and Captain Hitsugaya was chosen as he is a Captain level shinigami" Renji explained.
"Ok so why are Sorami and Miyuki here? aren't they Captain level?" Ichigo asked.
"That we are, but we are here on a completely different mission than them" Sorami explained as she slid her white and red phone closed.
"We are here to keep watch on you and your hollow" Miyuki replied.
"How do you know about the hollow?"
"We know more about you than you think Ichigo, but that doesn't matter we are here to try and find a way to help you"
"moving on" came a voice from the window.
"Aizen has you in his sights Ichigo Kurosaki"
"Hey Captain Hitsugaya" Rangiku called.
"Have you been sat on the window sill all this time? What happens if someone reported a silver haired elementary school student burglar?" Renji taunted.
"That would be an awesome report" Miyuki replied as Sorami got her phone out.
"That's an idea I might just do that" Sorami said as she started to punch numbers into her phone.
"You bastards, wait until you get back to soul society………." Toushirou threatened
"Calm down, Captain grumpy pants" Sorami taunted.
Ignoring Sorami's comment and Miyuki's laughter he continued.
"It's true that the Arrancar are hollows who have attained shinigami powers by removing their masks. Just by taking the mask off a hollow won't result in anything dangerous. Anyone who wished to invade soul society would need to have a hollow that is stronger than a menos" Toushirou explained.
"Stronger than a menos are you serious? are there even hollow's stronger than a menos?" Ichigo asked.
"You really are a dumb ass Ichigo" Miyuki taunted.
"Yes there is" Toushirou continued as he turned himself around on the window sill, placing one leg either side of Miyuki's form.
"Menos are separated by 3 categories. The 1st level is the Gillian, the lowest class within the menos, there are many of them and they all look exactly the same. The menos that you banished from this world when you obtained shinigami powers before you entered soul society was of this kind. I guess you can call it a foot soldier"
"That was a foot soldier" Ichigo choked.
"Their large but very slow, and are very easy for a Captain level to dispose of" Toushirou continued.
"The problem is the next level. The 2nd level is the Adjuchas, they are a little smaller than the Gillian and there are fewer of them but they are very intelligent and better at fighting. They are also able to control a large number of the menos. The only thing the Gillian out number them in is population"
Ichigo looked very shocked at this information. It could be said if you poked him he would clearly fall off his chair, which Miyuki and Sorami where very tempted to try until Toushirou glared at them.
After glaring at Miyuki and Sorami and ignoring Ichigo's reaction Toushirou continued to explain.
"Last of the 3 is the Vasto Lorde, they are the most powerful of the menos, they are equal to humans in size and their numbers are very few in Hueco Mundo, but I have to tell you straight, these Vasto Lordes are believed to be even stronger than the soul reaper Captain's. The number of complete Arrancar's is unknown but if Aizen has more than 10 of these Vasto Lordes under his power then the soul society is doomed"
After Toushirou's explanation the room was filled with an eerie silence. All the shinigami were caught up in their own thoughts until they were interrupted by a ring tone. Everyone looked at Miyuki, as once the tone started Miyuki was in fits of laughter trying to find her phone in her jacket pocket. Sorami on the other hand was no help as she was also giggling, so everyone stared while Miyuki and Sorami laughed while the phone continued to ring with the tone:
I think I know the answer Mr Garrison
MMmmmMMMM
Shut up Fat Boy
Hey don't call me fat you Fucking Jew
Eric did you just say the F-word?
Jew?
NO he's talking about Fuck. You can't say Fuck in school you Fucking fat ass.
KYLE!!!!
Why the fuck not?
ERIC!!!!
Dude you just said Fuck again
STANLY!!!!
Fook
KENNY!!!!
What's the big deal it doesn't hurt anybody
Fuck, Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
How would you like to go see the school counsellor?
How would you like to suck my balls?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What did you say!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry actually what I said was,
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR GARRISON
Holy shit dude
"Are you actually going to get that?" Renji asked.
When Miyuki found her phone she slid it up to answer it silencing her laughs in the process and refusing to look at Sorami who was still in fits of laughter.
"Hello" Miyuki said into the phone.
"Miyuki its Jushirou I have some information for you"
Once she heard who it was she put her phone on loud speaker so all could hear and nudged Sorami who had now stopped laughing.
"What is this information?" Miyuki asked.
"It's about Michael. Captain Yamamoto has put me and Shunsui in charge of training him and he is going to graduating before the war"
"Are you serious? he only joined today" Sorami replied.
"Captain Yamamoto decided on it, so you guys better come back soon and help as it was your idea to put him in the academy in the first place"
"Ok, ok let us sort the mission we have here first. We have a few things to do then we will be back but we need to get an answer from Kisuke first .We will be back soon" Miyuki replied.
"Oh by the way how is 10th squad paperwork going?"
"Ok that's fine. The paperwork is going slow but fine, please don't let Toushirou know about it and also Captain Yamamoto is thinking about Michael being put as a seated officer in one of your squads as you and Sorami both admitted him. When you get back come to my barracks and we can talk more see you all soon bye"
"Bye" Miyuki and Sorami chimed before Miyuki slid the phone closed.
"Why where you laughing before you answered it?" Yumichika asked.
"Shunsui got to my phone and change the ringtone for Jushirou that is why" Miyuki replied.
"Right as you know what we are doing here we will be off" Renji said looking at everyone who was around him.
"Are you going back to soul society?" Ichigo asked.
"No we are staying here until all this Arrancar business is over" Renji replied walking towards Ichigo's door.
"Ohh"
With that question answered everyone walked out of Ichigo's room and down the stairs, put their shoes back on and headed out the door with Ichigo behind them.
"Now that business is out of the way I'm headed to Orihime's place to stay" Rangiku stated.
"Are you saying you had plans to stay at Orihime's this whole time?" Ichigo asked.
"No of course I haven't and if I ask she won't say no anyway"
"Captain would you like to come with me to Orihime's?"
"No way, I will not" Toushirou replied.
"Ah but you should it will be fun"
"For you maybe"
"We are gonna get going as well" Ikkaku said.
"Do you have somewhere to go?" Ichigo asked.
"No I don't, and you don't need to worry, I don't need hospitality from you, I can find a place to stay on my own" with that he and Yumichika headed away from the house.
"Alright keep that wooden sword out of sight" Ichigo called after them.
"Looks like I'm off too" Renji said.
"Where are you staying then?"
"I'm going to Urahara's place for a while I have a few questions to ask him"
"Ok good luck"
"Hold up Renji we're going to Kisuke's as well" Miyuki called.
"What, you're going to mooch off Kisuke as well?"
"No we actually have our own place that Kisuke looks after for us but we need to talk to Kisuke about a few things so we will just stay at his" Sorami replied.
"Well we aren't here as long as everyone else so it's easier" Miyuki called to Ichigo as her and Sorami ran to catch up with Renji.
As they walked silently down the street Miyuki could hear all the commotion from Rukia
"Have fun and be careful" Rukia called.
"Where do you think you're staying?" Ichigo asked Rukia
"Rukia you can't stay here my family have already seen you"
"Looks like they haven't changed one bit" Miyuki stated.
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