I woke up the next morning around 9 am to a loud banging. I heard cursing and heavy breathing so I got up to check it out. But when I looked in Kim's room I seen Lauren trying to get too little clothes on.
"Lauren what are you doing?"
"I'm trying to get these damn shorts on." she said struggling with the tight jean shorts.
"Are they too little?"
"Yeah just the way I like them." she mumbled.
"Look...bend your legs and drop it to the floor." I mumbled showing her.
"How will that help Bella?" she asked while following my directions
"It will stretch your pants out so that you will fit in them." I replied going back up then back down.
"It kinda hurts." she said.
"That mean your out of shape or your pants are really tight."
"Damn what is going on in here?" Paul asked from behind me.
"I'm trying to show her how to stretch her shorts out." I replied.
"Well continue I'm getting a good view." he chuckled.
"Ha...so stand up and tell me how your pants feel." I told Lauren.
"Perfect. Thanks girl you're the best." she said running up and giving me a kiss on the cheek.
"Uhh.."
"Well I'll see you later I'm off to the bar." she smiled walking out the door.
"It seems that your warming up to her." Paul laughed.
"Not in a million years. I just needed her to shut up before I got a major headache." I replied walking over to him.
"I could always doctor you up." he smirked leaning down breathing on my neck.
"No I don't like doctors."
"Hmm well you'll like this doctor." he mumbled now lightly tracing his lips on me.
"Get lost Paul." I smiled before walking away.
"Whatever we're going to the gym in a minute." he replied from behind me.
"What took you so long?" Jared asked as we walk into the living room.
"I had to watch Bella give lessons." Paul smirked walking by me but not before smacking my ass.
"Lessons?" Embry asked.
"Lauren couldn't fit in her shorts so I showed her a way to loosen them up." I explained.
"Show us." Jared commanded.
"No!"
"Come on sometimes our pants get a little tight too." Embry whined.
"Well when that time comes you can come ask me then."
"Well we better go if we want to make it to the gym and store before dinner time." Jared said jumping up.
"Store?"
"Yeah we're cooking tonight and I need to get me a pair of tight shorts." he replied kissing me on the cheek.
"Your unbelieveble...just go."
"Bye Bells." they said walking out the door. Now I was all alone in the house by myself with nothing to do. So I decided to make this house sparkly clean. I got all my dirty clothes in a bag, cleaned the girls bathroom, cleaned the kitchen, cleaned the windows, and then I ran around the house spraying lysol. After all that I decided to take a shower and go visit the others at work.
"Hey Bella!" Jake shouted.
"What's up guys."
"Nothing just been chilling all day." Leah said from the counter top.
"I can tell." I chuckled.
"So what's been up with you?" Kim asked.
"I been in the house all day chilling and cleaning."
"Yeah you better have that house clean when I get home." Jake said.
"Well you better have a plate on the table for me tonight." I laughed.
"Where are the others?" Kim asked.
"The guys went to the gym and to the store and then Lauren went to the bar."
"Of course her drunk ass would go there." Leah said.
"Girl you should have seen her this morning trying to get her shorts on. I swear it was like watching a 300 pound women trying to put on a size 5 jeans." I laughed.
"I guess that means she needs a shopping trip." Kim said.
"A whole new wardrobe at that." Leah said.
"What if she was in there trying on Kim's shit." Jake laughed.
"What color shorts were they?" Kim asked snapping her eyes to me.
"Like a light color blue with holes and a few diamonds on the ass pockets." I explained.
"That bitch..." Kim whispered.
"Damn Jake you just had to jinx it." Leah laughed.
"I just speak my thoughts baby." he replied.
"What time do we get off work?" Kim asked.
"In about 5 minutes." Danny shouted from the back.
"When did he get here?" I whispered.
"Around the same time we got here." Leah said.
"Yeah and these three haven't been doing nothing all damn day." he yelled.
"Hey I made a few sells." Jake yelled.
"Jared, Paul, and Embry don't count." he replied.
"Let me guess they bought shorts?" I asked.
"Yeah and they told me if I bought a small pair it would be worth it in the end." Jake explained.
"Idiots.." I mumbled.
"Danny it's been 5 minutes I'm going home." Leah yelled.
"Ok I'll see Bella, Paul, and Jared at work tomorrow morning." he replied finally coming out of the room.
"We'll be there see ya." I waved walking out of the shop. When we got home we seen the boys cooking in the kitchen and damn it smelt good.
"We're back." Jake huffed sitting on the kitchen stool.
"Good now get to helping Jake." Paul said.
"I just got home though.." he whined.
"Tell you what..since you boys cook us girls will clean the dishes."
"You gotta deal there babe." Jared said.
"Good so tell me when dinner is ready." I smiled going to my room and straight to my bed.
"I miss my boyfriend." Kim said as she came in a laid next to me.
"Yeah have you talked to him?" I asked playing with her hair.
"No not really he is always working." she mumbled.
"Girl you don't need a guy while you're at the crib." Leah said coming in and laying on her bed.
"But I miss him so much." Kim replied.
"No you miss sex." I laughed.
"That too. Damn Bella he was so good..sometimes he would be so sweet but other times it was all wild and rough." she explained.
"Sounds hot." Leah spoke.
"When was the last time you had sex Lee?" I asked earning a shit eating grin from her.
"The night before I left to come here." she smirked.
"Was it good?" Kim asked.
"Yeah I was the one doing all the work though." she answered.
"So you were in control?" I asked.
"Yeah..when was the last time you had a good fuck Bella?" Leah asked.
"Months ago and I wouldn't even call it a fuck." I mumbled.
"MONTHS?" Kim shouted.
"Shut up." I said.
"Sorry..I mean months? Are you serious?" she whispered.
"Yeah my ex Edward was old fashion..he didn't really like to have sex. I mean when we did do it was all slow and shit." I mumbled.
"What?" Leah asked.
"Yeah..I mean I always asked him to go harder and faster but he said making love was better than fucking." I replied.
"We so have to find you a man next time we go out." Kim chuckled.
"I won't stop you..." I mumbled.
"Girls dinner is ready...whoah what's going on in here?" Jared asked walking in.
"Just talking." Kim answered.
"More like girl on girl action." he smirked.
"Oh shut up you perv." Leah said throwing a pillow at him.
"I call it as I see it." he laughed walking out the room.
"Well let's go eat dinner." I said getting up.
"Hey where is Lauren?" Kim asked.
"Shit I have know idea."
"She'll come back she aint that stupid." Leah said.
"I say you girls leave the dishes to her." Embry spoke as we sat at the table.
"Oh yeah good idea and then we could all go get in the hot tube." Kim said.
"Hell yes boobs and ass for desert!" Paul shouted.
"You are such a man whore." I giggled.
"But you like it." he winked.
"I'm gonna be sick." Leah mumbled.
"Oh Lee you don't like seeing all that stuff?" Jake asked.
"No." she plainly said.
"Is it that nobody treats you like that?" he asked scooting closer to her.
"Kiss my ass Jake." she replied.
"Oh I will." he laughed seeing her blushing face.
"I'm backk!" Lauren screamed coming in the room.
"Finally."
"Where have you been?"
"Damn you reek of alcohol."
"Those jeans still look tight."
"Your doing the dishes."
"Okay guys one at a time. I know y'all missed me and all but let a girl get settled." she slurred. We sat there for a few seconds in silence waiting for her to get settled she finally sat down and looked at us.
"So..." Embry said.
"Who cooked?" she asked.
"The boys." Kim replied.
"Smells good." she said before digging in.
"Like I said you're doing the dishes." Leah said before getting up and putting her dish in the sink.
"Yeah yeah." she said with a full mouth.
"Okay well that's sick.." I mumbled. But then all of a sudden Lauren dropped her face in her food and started snoring.
"What the fuck?" Paul asked.
"Did she just pass out at the table?" Embry asked.
"Either that or she dead." Jared said poking her.
"Jared stop." Kim whispered.
"Well I say we leave her." Leah said.
"Yeah let's just go and don't wake her." Jake whispered. We all got up and went to get ready. By the time we had all made it in the hot tube Lauren was gone and forgotten from my mind.
Mean while back in the house...
Lauren woke up with empty seats and dishes on the tables. The house was quite as a mouse and her mind was still blank.
"What the fuck?" she whispered picking pieces of chicken out her hair. She looked around to see if anyone was watching before popping a hairy piece of chicken in her mouth. "Hmmm yummy." she moaned.
"This is sick...we should just go film the others." a camera man said.
"Yeah I'm not going to be able to look at chicken the same way now." the other said before walking outside to join the others.
"What did I do?" Lauren slurred before falling face first back into her plate.