Thanks GhostPhoenix P.G. for giving the the idea of Neo glitching through his speech and including different OCs"

Neo paused for a moment.

"First things first, who likes Skylanders?"

Noone raised their hands.

"That's what I thought. SKYLANDERS SUCKS! Skylanders is a money making scheme that ruined Spyro just like Sonic 06 did to Sonic the Hedgehog!"

"First things first, have you noticed that Spyro looks like a troll and not a dragon? They just had to redesign him. Spyro just couldn't look like the original or TLOS series Spyro. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ACTIVISION! YOU MUST REDESIGN SPYRO AGAIN! Do anything but make him look like a gremlin! WHY YOU NO FIX SPYRO?!"

Neo suddenly stopped, the suddenly froze and kept repeating 'pyro' like a broken record. A few second later, his assistant, Force, pushed him over to fix him.

"We just had a report that there was a time disturbance in close proximity to this place."

"Please don't tell me it's dragon time."

"It is."

"Then use the Quantum Dial and reverse the power!"

Force did as he was told and Neo resumed his speech. Little did they know that it ripped a whole in space and time.

"Secondly, Skylanders is a rip off, it's a money making scheme!"

"There are over 100 skylanders to collect at the price of 30 dollars! ARGH! Activision must be swimming in gold now! Now they even stooped lower with Skylanders Swap Force, with that comes MORE lightcore, MORE Skylanders and possibly MORE giants. The worse thing about swap force is, remember how skylanders gates paths where you require a certain element or a giant to pass, NOW YOU NEED THE EXACT SKYLANDER TO PASS THAT GATE. I presume that they would cost 35 dollars and since there are 8 elements, 250 dollars. WHAT KIND OF RIP OFF IS THAT!?"

Neo paused for a second to respond to his message on his earphone.

"Oh yes, PLEASE WELCOME GHOSTPHOENIX G.P.'S DAKOTA!"

"Hello" Dakota says," coming onto the stage, "what am I here for?"

"Nothing, you're just here to increase our viewer count."

"You tricked me you 笨蛋!"

"Guards," Neo says, "Take him away!"

"That's all folks!" Dakota shouted while being dragged offstage.

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