Wibbly-wobbly, Timy-wimy Chatroom
A/N: Miss me? Well, I'm back. On my travels, I was forced to wipe the computer twice, which is why I left in the first place. I also discovered that I don't own Doctor Who. It belongs to the BBC. Read til the end, I'll have another note there describing a new feature of the story. Enjoy!
Chapter Four: There Really Is Nothing To Do In 1938
**The TimeMessage servers were temporarily taken offline, for the safety of everyone in the group chat and the prevention of World War III. They will be put back online when Sexy, being the superior computer, sees fit to do so.**
9:33 AM
**amypond & rorytheroman have signed on.**
amypond: hi. anyone here?
rorytheroman: hello.
amypond: It's your turn to light the stove.
rorytheroman: I know Amy. Remember when we had a real heater?…
amypond: Don't remind me.
rorytheroman: yes ma'm
amypond: oh don't start with that again!
rorytheroman: yes ma'm :)
amypond: You're right across the room and I've got a pillow.
rorytheroman: you wouldn't…
amypond: watch me *throws a feather pillow at Rory, hitting him squarely in the face.*
rorytheroman: *throws one back, laughing at his wife.*
**RiverSong, Oswin, EleventhDoctor & TwelfthDoctor have signed on.**
Oswin: Hello everyone.
TwelfthDoctor: Good morning, Clara.
EleventhDoctor: Hello Clara.
amypond: hello Doctor
rorytheroman: hi.
EleventhDoctor: Hello Ponds! How are things in the good old twentieth century?
RiverSong: Hello Mother, hello Father. Hello sweetie.
EleventhDoctor: ah, River. I was meaning to have a word with you: you left the memory worm's cage door open again and I forgot how to fly the TARDIS again.
TARDIS: I had to teach him.
RiverSong: Does he still leave the breaks on?
EleventhDoctor: River! That's not helping.
RiverSong: Oh, sorry. I mean I'm terribly sorry.
EleventhDoctor: Well, it wasn't that bad I suppose… And she's being sarcastic again, isn't she?…
amypond: Yep.
rorytheroman: think so.
TARDIS: Of course he leaves the breaks on.
EleventhDoctor: I like the noise!
Oswin: He does it in his next incarnation too.
TwelfthDoctor: I still like that noise. But at least she likes me.
TARDIS: Of course I like you. I don't even mind that you leave the breaks on all that much. But you know, you could learn to open my front doors correctly…
EleventhDoctor: Does it matter?
TwelfthDoctor: Over two-thousand years and you haven't complained at me for it.
Oswin: Er, Doctor? Maybe she didn't complain because she didn't have a body…
TwelfthDoctor: Well she did for about an hour…
EleventhDoctor: That was a little strange…
TwelfthDoctor: Yes it was.
TARDIS: Oh you liked it. And I specifically remember bringing it to your attention.
EleventhDoctor: Yeah.
TwelfthDoctor: I suppose we did.
RiverSong: He could just snap his fingers to open the doors you know. Then the TARDIS could open them any way she wanted.
TARDIS: See? She has sense too.
TwelfthDoctor: Implying?
Oswin: That I don't.
TwelfthDoctor: Don't you have to be teaching summer school?
Oswin: No, last friday was the last day.
amypond: Summer school… Remember when you snuck out and we went and threw rocks at the window, River?
RiverSong: Oh yeah, and the headmaster's hairpiece got colored TARDIS blue that summer as well.
EleventhDoctor: River, why did you do that? Amelia, why didn't you stop her?
amypond: it was fun!
rorytheroman: no it wasn't. It was mean.
RiverSong: Oh Father, now you know why we didn't tell you right away…
Oswin: I used to get called to the headmistress's office when I lost my homework and copied another kid's to avoid getting in trouble… My mum never let me hear the end of it.
TwelfthDoctor: You too, Clara?
EleventhDoctor: Rory. You've never been in trouble. Have you?
rorytheroman: No, not really. I used to help Amy and River steal things, unintentionally of course. And I had to take charge of River when she got arrested a few times.
RiverSong: And then he tried to shout at me for it…
rorytheroman: she laughed at me!
RiverSong: Well, you were never very intimidating! What else was I supposed to do?
rorytheroman: Take me seriously?
amypond: I can't even do that.
rorytheroman: I know that.
amypond: Well, you should really turn on the stove.. It's freezing in here
EleventhDoctor: The terrors of the twentieth century.. It isn't quite like the twenty-first.
amypond: no, no it isn't. But the city's quite nice, when you get over the weeping angels…
EleventhDoctor & TwelfthDoctor: *sent simultaneously* DON'T BLINK!
RiverSong: I think they know that, sweetie.
TwelfthDoctor: I am attempting to give good advice, River.
EleventhDoctor: Yes, well, sorry.
amypond: Doctor?
TwelfthDoctor: Yes?
EleventhDoctor: What is it, Amelia?
amypond: Well we were talking about school mis-adventures….what was the worst thing you ever did at school?
rorytheroman: do they even have timelord schools?
RiverSong: Of course they did!
EleventhDoctor: It was called the Timelord Academy.
TwelfthDoctor: I went to school with the Master…
Oswin: You mean Missy?
EleventhDoctor: Missy?
TwelfthDoctor: Long story, but yes, Clara, Missy.
Oswin: Oh… Sorry. I bet that was horrible.
TwelfthDoctor: Actually, we were friends.
EleventhDoctor: The worst thing we did was help arrange a coup against the Lord President…
TwelfthDoctor: Yes, and then they wanted to make me the president… I still almost wish I accepted in this incarnation.
EleventhDoctor: Me too.
Oswin: I'm not sure I want to know… What was the worst thing she/he did?
EleventhDoctor: Oh, that's easy.. The Master killed the Lord President we rose up against… And he regenerated into a female form?
Oswin: Oh…. And yeah, she did.
A/N: Hello again! So onto the new feature: I want to make this as interesting as possible, so I think it would be fun for people in this universe to also be allowed to join the chat. In the reviews, put a note, like an email, and your response will come in the chat, if everyone's not arguing about it… Updates should also be more regular, so don't worry about that.