Reggie blinked.
Twister twitched.
Otto back flipped.
Sam turned into a douche bag again. That Sam, lols.
Michael Jackson didn't wait long before he found himself wearing hot shorts
and dancing on top of a bowl of pork and beans.
"But soft! What light through yonder window cakes?!"
"Breaks!" Otto exclaimed when Sam misquoted Shakespeare. As Otto corrected Sam, Twister put an insect in his water. Then he drank it. Then he regurgitated it. Reggie smiled in such a way that suggested poop.
"Here you are, by the light! Closed mouthed laughter puts the mouse in its place!!" said Reggie, hoping these words were filled with hope and advice. That hope was shattered and monkeys started fondling chickens and a stripper ran by screaming "OMG SAVE US SAVE USUSUSUUSSSSS I DON'T WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!"
As the stripper yelled in her capitalist American way of yelling, Otto came up with a new jingle for Pringles. "SHAVE IT DON'T SPRAY IT." he breathed a heavy breath, like Faith Hill. It was odd. Then Sam pondered if he could get a discount on his snowflakes.
A girl smiled like this: :D and everything went to hell. She teetered from side to side excitedly and laid a dynamite behind Sam's bum and screamed "I want to have tea with my morning giraffe and—"She was cut off by Otto who sighed incoherently and said "PUCKATOR" and Sam pooped in fright. They all stopped in silence for a moment to feel the carpet between their toes even though they were outside. It was squishy like a goose's butt. Then they all looked over to see that Reggie's eye had fallen off. It started to swallow the ground and they all exclaimed, "WOAH" then Mya began making love to a pine cone that squeaked and said. "POOK POOK"
As it swallowed the ground, a nearby priest wondered what it would be like to throw a shoe into the air and then it falls on top of a car and the car drives away. Sam thought this was stupid and took no time to bash a pirate leg with his CD holder and put Twister's hair up in a CD player. Twister didn't like this because it was a gift to him by the train lady in Leana's head. "Don't don't." Otto said as his heart glided and soared and weaved a basket. "OK." Was the only way that Reggie could reply to such a question. Twister was hungry. He ate food and then he was hit by a car.....
The car died and Otto got mad. "don't ever call me pookie again!!!" his relationship with Mya's pine cone had just ended and they all mourned as they pooped.
"Breaks!" Otto exclaimed when Sam misquoted Shakespeare. As Otto corrected Sam, Twister put an insect in his water. Then he drank it. Then he regurgitated it. Reggie smiled in such a way that suggested poop.
"Here you are, by the light! Closed mouthed laughter puts the mouse in its place!!" said Reggie, hoping these words were filled with hope and advice. That hope was shattered and monkeys started fondling chickens and a stripper ran by screaming "OMG SAVE US SAVE USUSUSUUSSSSS I DON'T WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!"
As the stripper yelled in her capitalist American way of yelling, Otto came up with a new jingle for Pringles. "SHAVE IT DON'T SPRAY IT." he breathed a heavy breath, like Faith Hill. It was odd. Then Sam pondered if he could get a discount on his snowflakes.
A girl smiled like this: :D and everything went to hell. She teetered from side to side excitedly and laid a dynamite behind Sam's bum and screamed "I want to have tea with my morning giraffe and—"She was cut off by Otto who sighed incoherently and said "PUCKATOR" and Sam pooped in fright. They all stopped in silence for a moment to feel the carpet between their toes even though they were outside. It was squishy like a goose's butt. Then they all looked over to see that Reggie's eye had fallen off. It started to swallow the ground and they all exclaimed, "WOAH" then Mya began making love to a pine cone that squeaked and said. "POOK POOK"
As it swallowed the ground, a nearby priest wondered what it would be like to throw a shoe into the air and then it falls on top of a car and the car drives away. Sam thought this was stupid and took no time to bash a pirate leg with his CD holder and put Twister's hair up in a CD player. Twister didn't like this because it was a gift to him by the train lady in Leana's head. "Don't don't." Otto said as his heart glided and soared and weaved a basket. "OK." Was the only way that Reggie could reply to such a question. Twister was hungry. He ate food and then he was hit by a car.....
The car died and Otto got mad. "don't ever call me pookie again!!!" his relationship with Mya's pine cone had just ended and they all mourned as they pooped.