NOTE: HA! Thanks for the reviews! You guys rock. I love you all ha. Glad you are enjoying it. So here's another crazy chapter. And greaser4life yess, this ones for you. I fixed my spelling on monkey. I dedicated a special part for you…..

"Zoorama"

Chapter 4

Rosalie P.O.V.

I don't know what the hell came over me. I just wanted Emmett so bad… "What the hell was that for Rose?" Emmett had said. They were all looking at me. What the hell were they looking at? Geez, its just broken glass…and reptiles. Ugh. If I could puke I'm sure I'd do it right now. This whole place reeked of human. I heard the stupid humans approach with their ridiculous radios going off killing my sensitive hearing. They better not lay one finger on me or I'll---"

"There's been an incident in the Reptile House please report there immediately!" I didn't want to hear this. I looked over at Alice and Jasper bickering and snorted. I looked away at the glass on the floor. I saw my reflection. How beautiful I look….a snake caught my eye. It was slithering around the floor. It made me remember the look on Bella's face…I had to grin at that.

"Owww! What was that for Alice?" Jasper yelled.

"You very much know what that was for!" Alice replied.

I turned around to see this huge red mark on Jasper's face. Emmett busted out laughing. I started to feel irritated, the fact that I was still in this room and Edward and Bella got to leave…

"I'm out of here." I said. Like hell I'd be in there with those humans. I saw Edward and Bella sitting on some bench. I went over to a tree nearby. Alice and Jasper came out and gave me a wild look.

"That was close. I didn't realize how close they were." Jasper said.

"Where's Emmett?" I asked. I had noticed he was nowhere near sight. Then on cue, I looked at the reptile house and saw Emmett run out. There was some zoo-worker talking to him.

Edward P.O.V.

I laughed when I saw Jasper's face. His face was still red from where Alice had slapped him. I would have laughed sooner but I was too preoccupied with Bella. She was so scarred. My sweet innocent angel, Bella.

"Poor Emmett, he's so nervous. Maybe we should help him out." Jasper chuckled.

I listened in on Emmett's conversation with the zoo-worker.

"I still don't understand how you could have broken that glass! That was 5" thick!" the worker said.

"Like I said, I tripped over my shoe and landed right on that glass!" Emmett explained. You could hear the way his voice was rambling on trying to save his butt.

"I'm surprised you no one got bit. That was an African viper." the man trailed off. He was so confused.

"There much have been a flaw in that glass of yours…."Emmett went on.

I lost interest in the conversation and turned to Bella who was looking at the spectacle. She looked better and I was relieved. An African viper didn't sound very pleasant. I could still see traces of hysteria on her face after the snake incident. If I had known she hated snakes…

"It should be Rosalie up there talking to that guy instead of Emmett." Jasper stated.

Smart, Jasper. I thought to myself. Rosalie was furious. She slapped Jasper hard, the hard considered to humans, of course. Alice gave Jasper a look like he was crazy.

"Jasper, your just the one to say that." Alice laughed.

What am I going to do with him? Alice thought. He can be such a little------"

Jasper was using his powers. He was so manipulative. To think he could get away with anything….

Alice just sighed, "Jasper, you are something." He grinned and gave her another feeling. I was so sick. He would have done something else, no doubt, but Emmett walked up. Rosalie looked up at him and was at his side. Only I knew how guilty she was. For once she wasn't thinking of herself. Only she would feel something like that toward Emmett. I gave Bella a forehead kiss.

"How are you feeling?"

She smiled lightly, "Could be better." There was a short silence.

"Alright then, reptiles out, lets go see the mammals!" Alice was full of enthusiasm, like always.

"Hhmmm." Jasper was being dragged by her already.

Rosalie grabbed Emmett's hand and they went off shortly after, leaving Bella and me behind.

"Can you make it, love? Or do you need me to carry you?" I smiled at her crookedly.

"I think I can manage." She said. I took her hand and she glanced back at the mess the reptile house was in. I turned around and saw a man carry a bag. It was the snake. You could tell by the way the bag was moving in his hands. I felt Bella cringe and I squeezed her hand.

Bella P.O.V.

I forgot about the….snake. I owed that to Edward. Up ahead Alice was so cheery and happy as she pointed out the elephants, still interlocked with Jaspers hand. I didn't see Jasper even look at the elephants. Emmett was laughing at them as they made some noise in animal language while Rosalie just rolled her eyes and gave me a look full of disgust. I just starred at her unbelieving. I couldn't tell if it was me or the animals…I had done nothing to her…What was her-----"

Rosalie giggled. I looked up and Jasper winked. I winked back. Sometimes his charm isn't so bad….

"This is so childish." Edward whispered.

"I know." I whispered back.

We slowly made it past the zebras, all the rare birds, near extinct animals (I had no idea what they were), cheetahs, (Which while we were there Emmett had made the comment, "Oh, Edward look its lunchtime!" Jasper snickered, Alice grinned, Rosalie ignored him, and I just laughed at that. It was kind of funny. Edward could be so serious sometimes. He only glared at me for a moment.) And then we made it to the baboons. The ugliest looking excuse for a monkey I had ever seen. I looked at Emmett's face. He looked like at any moment he would bust out laughing, and then at Edward. He smiled. I couldn't tell if it was for me or the look on Emmett's face. I could only imagine what was going on through his mind….

"Look Rose, your favorite! The------"

Rosalie slapped Emmett at the back of his head cutting him off. He was still at the point of laughter. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Alice giggle while Jasper was holding her up to see the baboons walking around. Two were in the corner eating their own shit.

"Disgusting." I heard Edward mutter. I nodded my head. Emmett took a step closer toward the cage attempting to mock the monkeys when all of a sudden a gigantic one came out of nowhere letting out the worst noise in the world.

"Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoooooooooooooooo!"

The others joined in and chanted that. It hurt my ears. Edward put his hands over my ears and led me out of the monkey exhibit. Emmett was still mocking the stupid things and Jasper was laughing in the background somewhere.

"That was ridiculous!" Edward said.

"I totally agree. When are we going to get out of here?!" I whined.

"I don't know how much more I can take either." He agreed.

"Hey! Isn't this fun?!" Alice ran up to us. Neither Edward nor I answered.

"Don't be that way you guys. You should lighten up a bit!" Jasper chimed in. Uh-oh. I knew what was coming. I felt enthusiasm, and part of me didn't like it. Emmett and Rosalie came up behind them. Emmett was still caught in his own laughing spell. Rosalie looked out of it. I looked at Edward and he just shook his head. Figured….

We all walked up to the next exhibit, the rhinos. It was the last of the mammals and I was almost glad. Jasper's power was still in effect.

"Ah, look at the baby rhino!" Alice pointed out.

I looked over at what she was pointing out, it was ugly, hideous.

"Ahhh, it's playing in the water hole, how cute." Rosalie snorted.

"Ah, don't be that way baby." Emmett replied.

"That is the most unbelievable, sad excuse for---- Ah, it's so adorable!" Rosalie said. Jasper was so full of it. He had on the wickedest smile. Alice raised her eyebrow.

"I want to take it home! Emmett, can we, please?" Rosalie said.

I looked at Jasper, then at Edward. Alice giggled.

"This is nonsense." Edward said, while shaking his head.

"Jasper, I think you went a bit overboard." I said watching him snicker.

"Okay then, moving on now." Edward said. He looked bored. I was about to comfort him when my stomach growled. I blushed, it was embarrassing.

"Bella, I forgot! I'm so sorry! It's lunchtime." He said.

It was so embarrassing going to the zoo with a bunch of vampires, you being the only one that needs to eat, or snack.

"Um…" was all I said.

"Jasper, you and Alice go on ahead with Emmett and Rosalie. I'm going to take Bella to get something to eat."

They all nodded and went on.

"Well, we finally ditched them." I said.

"Indeed, we did." He replied. "So what do you want?"

We approached the food stand and I said, "I'll just take a hotdog and a coke."

"One hotdog and a coke." Edward ordered.

Once he got my hotdog and coke we sat down over under an umbrella. It was beginning to drizzle.

"This must have been some day for you." he mused.

"Some day." I agreed.

He laughed. "The look on Rosalie's face at the rhino's was priceless."

"I know." I laughed along with him.

"Mommy, mommy, I want to see the penguins! The penguins!" I heard some little girl begging to her mom.

"Maybe next time, it's beginning to rain."

"Ah!"

I looked at Edward. "I want to see the penguins! Can we? Pwease?" I mocked the little girl.

"Are you joking?" He said.

I laughed, "Why, not?"

He gave me the funniest look. Probably to see if I was sure or not. I thought it would be interesting since I've never seen a penguin before. I mean I've lived in phoenix my whole life until just a year ago.

"Sure." He said.