I lied about keeping Author's Notes to myself and I don't give a fuck.

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DISCLAIMER AND CLAIMER ARE ON TOP OF CHAPTER 1.

On the last chapter of Get Rich, or DIE HARD!,

-John and Sonic try to make a plan to infiltrate Eggman's flying vehicular as Eggman destroys the city.-

-"Ok so, what I think we should do is launch ourselves up to that huge thing. I could use my power of music, and my SMAW, to do a super rocket jump to the station."-

-"Oh it's all good man. I got a ride"-

-John saw the biplane land behind him. He saw two figures come out of the vehicular. One of them was a fox with two tails and the other figure was a female pink hedgehog with a red dress, boots and a giant hammer by her side.-

-"Get away from my Sonikku, you freak!"-

-"Amy! What did you do that for?! Did it look like Sonic was under attack by this guy?"-

-"Hi! My name is Miles Prower. But, you can call me Tails. Sorry for my terrible friend here."-

-"HOHOHOHO! This is fantastic! I am about to destroy all of Mobotropolis and take over!"-

-"We came here to show camera footage of Sonic and co. And it looks like they have a new friend."-

-Go get me the information on this "John" character and do not come back to this room until you have it.-

-"Welcome to the war, Mr. John."-

"No one man can have all that power."

- Kanye West

John Presents

A L.M.F.A.T.S. Production

A J's Production story

Get Rich, or DIE HARD!

Let's get back to the story.

CHAPTER 4: NOBODY AIN'T GOT TIME FO DAT

John, Sonic, Amy, and Tails get ready to infiltrate the DeathEgg vehicular in the sky. Tails got the plane ready as the others went up to it. John sat in the back, Sonic stood up on the right wing of the biplane and Amy tried to look for a spot, but did not find one. John, being the most epic gentleman ever, gave her a hand. "Here, sit on my lap and look pretty." John said, looking at her making a scowl look. Damn. Why is she bein' such a bitch? As I said, she looked at him with the same scowling look.

"No, I don't trust you." She said, looking away from him and the others. John got annoyed.

"Come on, woman! Tails and Sonic welcomed me to the group with open arms." John said, mentioning the awesome two tailed freak and the cocky blue son of a female hedgehog and unmentioned father that I believe is also a hedgehog.

"I'd rather sit on the wing than with you."

"I wouldn't do that if I were you Amy. Remember last time that you sat on the wing?" Sonic said.

Then, there was a wavy motion going through the picture and took them back to the time where-

"Hold up hold up. Is this going to take long?" John interfered, asking Sonic the question.

"Nah, it's about a minute."

"…Okay, continue."

Back to what I was saying, there was a wavy motion going through the picture and took them back to the time where Amy sat on Tails' biplane wing. Must've been a long time, because the flashback is in black and white, no vocals, and is playing ragtime in the background.

-FLASHBACK BITCH-

(Scott Joplin - Maple Leaf Rag (Play one from Wikipedia; my suggestion))

BACK IN THE DAY OF HUM, HUM, 3 THOUSAND MMM…

Sonic, Tails, and Amy were flying back to the Mystic Ruins on Tails' biplane. Sonic was standing on the wing while they were flying, Amy sat in the passenger seat, and Tails flew the plane. Tails and Sonic were talking about what happened at the whoreho- I mean they were talking about the mission on Dr. Robotnik and taking out a roboticizer building.

"-AND I WAS ALL LIKE 'See you later, Dr. Rofatfuck!' AFTER SMASHING THAT ROBOTICIZER." Sonic said to Tails in a mouth motion. Tails listened to the blue famous hero and smiled and made a mouth motion too.

"I'M GLAD THAT IT'S OVER. NOW AND WE CAN ENJOY THE REST OF THE WEEK." They fly in some clouds in the sky, about 30,000 feet from ground. Amy was listening to their conversation, smiling from Sonic and him being gorgeous with his skinny arms and small upper body and some real toned legs! She just sits there, looking at him and finally realizes that he is STANDING ON THE FUCKING WING! HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!

WHAT THE FUCK? I say. Amy thought about something and asked Sonic a question in a mouth motion.

"SONIC, HOW ARE YOU STANDING ON THAT WING SO EASILY?!"

Sonic replied.

"I DON'T KNOW. GUESS IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT THESE WINGS THAT ARE SPECIAL." Sonic just stood there with a face that says you are thinking of something. What's that face called you ask? I don't know nor give a fuck. Anywhore, Amy took Sonic's word literally and decided to get on the wing. She unbuckled her seatbelt and got up from her seat to get to the other wing. Tails responds to this by mouthing out this:

"AMY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

"I WANT TO TRY OUT THESE WINGS FOR MYSELF."

Amy climbed on the other wing and stands on it perfectly without trouble. Amy mouth motioned words.

"THAT WAS EASY."

But, while Amy said this, Sonic said something else….. In mouth motion.

"EITHER THAT OR I HAVE ON THE SPECIAL MAGNETIC SHOES TAILS MADE A COUPLE DAYS BACK."

Amy had a sweat drop from what he said and mouthed out something VERY long that I felt too lazy to type. So, I'll do something basic.

"WHAT?!"

Just as she mouthed that out, she fell off the plane in an instant. As she falls down back to mother earth, she screamed all the way. Tails looks down to see her falling and mouthed out, "SHOULD WE GO SAVE HER?!"

Sonic opposed.

"NAH. SHE'LL BE FINE. JUST KEEP GOING."

"ARE YOU SURE?"

"YEAH. OTHERWISE, SHE WOULDN'T BE WATCHING THIS FLASHBACK RIGHT NOW."

"OH YEAH. OKAY…"

The duo rode back to the Mystic Ruins in silence while leaving Amy to die, but hey, she's coming back. So, you know she didn't. Isn't that (que jazz hands) hypersoft-tacular?

-END FLASHBACK….. BITCH-

The same wavy motion came back to the picture and got us back to the present, with color and sounds and shit. Amy tried to say something, but couldn't

"I ALMOST GOT KILLED BY NATIVE WOLFS BECAUSE OF YOU TWO!"

Amy broke the fourth wall and slapped me in the face. After the pain and suffering I've went through from that bitch slap of her iron hand, I put vocals back into the story.

"Thank you. As I was saying," Amy continued. "I almost got killed by native wolfs because of you two!"

"No way! With them iron legs and that giant hammer, I know you've kicked somebodies' balls and knocked some heads in, literally." Sonic said. Amy wanted to hit Sonic so baldy with her hammer, but she resisted since she loved Sonikku za Hejjihoggu. I just used his Japanese name, Swag. Anywhore, Amy still refused to sit in front of the Rottweiler, basically still bein' a bitch. Tails is now impatient and is just DONE with her.

"Amy, can you PLEASE get inside the passenger seat? NOBODY has time for this!" Tails said while pointing up in the air at the giant… thingamajigger shooting down rockets at buildings, destroying them. Hundreds of thousands of tons of toxic debris containing more than 4,000 contaminants, including known carcinogens, like azathioprine, benzene and aflatoxins, were spread across Mobotropolis due to the collapses. People were being evaporated and blown up by Eggman's zappers and KRMDs (Killer Robots of Mass Destruction). Everyone that is in pain and is suffering from loss of friends and family screamed for mercy and forgiveness to something that they've never done. They lost all hope in everything, thanks to the only bitch mentioned in the story so far: Amy.

"FINE! But, only because the author got me feeling bad!" Amy said, looking at me while I look good before she got on the biplane. She climbs into the thang and positions herself in front of John. He adjusted the way he sat and held her hips. He adjusted her to help her get comfortable. Amy felt comfortable for a quick minute before he wrapped his arms around her waist and puts his head on her shoulder, breathing softly on her check. She blushed.

"Um, do you mind giving me personal space?" She said, getting uncomfortable around the infamous black motherfucker behind her.

"You want to get more personal? Okay!" John said, before tightening his hold on her waist and moving more closely to her. He kissed her on the cheek, which got her very uncomfortable.

"Let go of me you perv!" She said, trying to leave his grasp, but it was futile since he was stronger. John looked all googly-eyed at her trying to leave his grasp. He put the side of his head on her back.

"Amy, why are you doing this to meeeeeeee? I thought we were in looooooooovvvvvuuuuuuhhhh!" John said, smiling at Amy, still trying to get out of his grasp.

"No you creep! Get off of me!"

"There's no time for you love-birds to be making kissyface right now! We have an already destroyed city to save!" Sonic said, being the badass he's not. While Amy still struggles to leave John's grasp, Tails started up the engines and went full speed on the ground. He started to ascend into the air and once he got up to the clouds, he went full speed to the giant thingamajigger.

Did I mention that there were also Dark Egg Legion thingamajiggers too? I'll tell you why I didn't mention the group in the first place…. Because I wasn't thinking about it like the stupid dumbass motherfucker I am. Anywhore…

-TO EGGMAN-

… Eggman still sits at his seat, laughing his face off at the video of Sonic getting knocked out by Amy's hammer. So I guess there is nothing new he-

BANG! "Doctor Eggman! The Dark Egg Legion waits for you in the strategy room." Said Decoe with a cheap RPG-7 in his hand that blew up the extremely expensive looking door. Eggman stopped watching the addictive video and turned to him with blood-shot eyes.

"Bitch! I said don't come back until you got me information on that Rottweiler! And why the fuck did you blow my doors off?!" Eggman said, furious with the yellow robot with RPG in hand.

"What, I can't make an awesome entrance? Anyway, down there, somebody brought Krispy Kreme doughnuts. That's also something to tell y-"

"Yeah yeah yeah, I get it! I'll be there in a few minutes….. And get me a few of them doughnuts; I'm in the mood for powdered and glazed." Eggman commanded, turning around in his seat and going back to the video. "Ah, I'm going to show them this!" He said, referring to the video of Sonic getting slapped silly.

"Yes sir." Decoe walked away from the room. "Fatass." He mumbled.

-MANY HEARTY LUAGHS LATER.-

Eggman leaves his chambers with the security tape in hands and heads to the big meeting room, still giggling from the video I've mentioned too much to repeat again. He walked down a hallway and looked at his doorless chambers. "Computer, send some construction robots to fix my door."

"YES, DR. EGGMAN. SENDING S.C.R. DRONES TO YOUR CHAMBER." The computer made a 'bleep' sound. Next thing you know, Eggman sees about 10 bots working on the doors, speaking in very accurate Spanish to each other. It didn't take the robots long to replace the doors, it took about ten minutes to finish a thirty minute job. "Ah, thank you for Spanish Construction Robots." Eggman said, now leaving the area to finally get to the meeting. What happens in the meeting you ask yourself? You'll have to predict what happens while I give you the actual shit next time.

Sup, bros 'n' hoes! This is the author again. After 2 months of doing nothing but your mothers, I've finally find inspiration to continue my mother effin' story! I won't be updating a lot since I'm goin' to college. What college you ask? I'm goin' to "State Community College University Tech". It's goin' to be awesome! Anywhore, I'm about to turn up in a Wal-Mart, So, see y'all next time. LMFATS out.

AN #2 People who are of Spanish origin, to that joke about SCR, it's not to be racist, if you took it that way. I just know that you guys get the job done quickly and with quality and hard work, and that's why I like you guys.