Marik and Bakura's Advice Column!

Wolfairer is: Back again lol
Marik: If you only eff vigina then why in marik plays bloodline part 6 when your in a dumb waiter and bakura says "the thing your inside right now is called a dumb waiter" do you reply " your dumb" did that mean you were in him at the time then?

And Bakura carry on with what you were saying before Melvin hugged you we all want to hear it

Marik: It-it was just a video game! You took that too seriously! I-I totally knew what he implied, besides there was no waiter anyway! If there was he'd have to be thin and pale... with long whi-NO! Just long hair. I-I like long hair on WOMEN. Because the women want me cuz I'm hot and and SHUT UP!

Bakura: Oh um... I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say. Strange.
Marik: It was in regards to your feelings for me.
Bakura: No, can't remember. Oh well.
Marik: *Harrumph*

Shadclanwarrior claims that: LOL! I EFFing love this! I'll continue to give more questions unless you don't want me to. Here's another:

To Everyone: If you were to destroy all life on Earth, which country would you destroy first?

Marik: Oh we love your questions! And I would destroy the part of Egypt my father lives. Not the entire place but..do you need coordinates?
Bakura: I would hand most of it over to Zork all at once. Save me the trouble of choosing.
Kaiba: None. That's valuable property for me to take over.
Melvin: Drive everyone to America and blow that up. Boom! By the way, would you care for a hug?
Yugi: Honestly, I can't choose between America and Japan. I don't even know where this anime takes place.
Tea: Boobs boobs jiggle boobs jiggle jiggle jiggle boobs boobs jiggle!
Mai: Jiggle Jiggle!
Yugi: Good choices, you two.
Joey: Everything but Brooklyn, 'cuz then my rage will just be 'Rage'. Not as cool.
Tristan: I- BOOM!

Dynamite and Soup says:

this is AWESOME!
to bakura: At the last evil council, Marik said you guys played baseball. When you 'play baseball' are you always Marik's catcher?

Bakura:...Maybe.
Marik: He never complains ^^

Vladroxmysox says:

Heh heh heh...I'm back...AND I BROUGHT QUESTIONS
Marik: Would you rather kiss Bakura or get "hugged" by Melvin?
Bakura: What is the best flavor of tea?
Melvin: If I asked you to come on a killing spree with my two friends will you join us [you have to be willing to share in the moment of torture, meaning every single one of us gets to torture the person before they die :3].
Pharoh: Is your Leather Shoes really the source of your power, because well you know you mentioned it to EVERYONE you must have a back up plan or something.

Marik: I'll totally kiss Bakura. I don't wanna be killed, thank you very much.
Bakura: There's a fifty-fifty chance on both those options. Just saying.

Bakura: I just go to tea . co. uk and see what looks good.

Melvin: Fuck no! I don't want to share torture with you! Sorry, I torture alone.

Pharaoh: Exodia. 'Nuff said.

(suspicious)Guest says:

hey, really funny story! question time!
Bakura: Why are you in denial about your love for Marik?
Marik: who's your favorite yugioh character?

Bakura: There is no bloody denial! None, none at all! As long as Marik is with me and doesn't flirt with those stupid women, I don't care! Denial, nothing! I'M TOTALLY NOT IN BUGGERING DENIAL!

Marik: Myself. Nobody rivals my sexiness, therefor I am the best. Wasn't it obvious?

AN:
Do you wish these chapters were longer? So do I! Ask away ad get other people to ask away! Make this fic more entertaining ;) (Also I just realized that may have sounded like review-begging. Sorry about that.)