A/N: I've planned out my ideas for Red and Blue's vacation. Red and Blue will be visiting all four islands in Alola - they will go in the order of islands in Sun and Moon (first Melemele, then Akala, then Ula'ula, and then Poni.)
CHAPTER 4: HOTEL HIJINKS
Late at night, Red and Blue went back to the hotel. Red took his Cutiefly doll with him. The two of them were tired out, so they went to bed.
The next day, Red and Blue were greeted by the sound of birds chirping. Blue, who was in the bed further away from the window, woke up.
"Morning already?" he said.
Not long after, Red, who was in the bed closer to the window, woke up too.
"Good morning, Blue," said Red.
"Good morning, Red," said Blue.
"What's on the agenda for today?" Red asked Blue.
"Well," said Blue, "first we're going to take a tour of the Alohi Palace, since on the plane you said you wanted to visit it."
"That's right," said Red.
"After that, we're going back to the hotel so we can go in the pool," said Blue. "At night, we're going to Ai-Ai's Chinese Buffet."
"Sounds good to me," said Red. "It's supposed to rain tonight, though it won't affect any of our activities during the day."
Red and Blue got dressed and had breakfast. Then they left the hotel. First, the two went to the city center, where the Alohi Palace stood. This was where the Alola Royal Family dwelt until their overthrow in 1893. Red and Blue gazed at the beautiful building, which was decorated with palm trees. Cutiefly were flying through the air, pollinating the tropical flowers in the gardens.
"Wow," said Red. "It's even prettier than I expected. ...Blue, don't sit in the chairs!"
Red and Blue took a tour of the palace, exploring all the rooms and their beautiful Victorian decor. Red took lots of pictures. At the gift shop, Red bought a tiki depicting Tapu Koko.
Afterwards, the two spent their afternoon at the pool. Red and Blue put on the speedos they bought at the sports store. Red sat under an umbrella while Blue swam in the pool.
"Come on in," said Blue. "The water's great!"
"In a few minutes," said Red. "I just want to work on my tan a bit."
"Whatever," said Blue.
After about fifteen minutes of tanning, Red went to get some pool toys and came back to the pool. He jumped in the deep end. The two of them played with a beach ball and relaxed on the inner tubes. Red also liked floating on the surface and found it relaxing.
"I feel drowsy," said Red.
Blue looked up at the sky. Storm clouds were approaching.
"Looks like clouds are starting to come in," said Blue.
"Should we get out?" asked Red.
"I think we should," said Blue. "Let's head into the gym." The two of them got out of the pool and hung towels on their shoulders. Then they went to the gym and exercised for a bit. Red ran on the treadmill while Blue did some weightlifting.
Forty minutes into their exercises, a tourist with a little girl in tow opened the door and entered the gym.
"Mommy!" said the little girl. "There's naked people in the gym!"
The mother looked at Red and Blue with a pissed-off expression.
"Let's just walk nonchalantly out the back door," Red whispered to Blue.
"Good heavens!" said the mother. "Don't you faggots know that wearing speedos in front of children is disgusting and inappropriate! Think of the children, for God's sake!"
"You don't have to be so rude," said Red.
"Or so homophobic," said Blue. "This guy right here is my uncle. We're not a couple. We're not even gay."
"I have a fiancee back home," said Red. The mother growled at them.
Red and Blue quickly exited the room while the exasperated mother growled. She tried to report Red and Blue, but luckily the hotel staff dismissed her complaints. When Red and Blue were back in their room, they felt relieved.
"I don't like that woman," said Blue.
"Chill out," said Red. "She can't bother us here. Now let's get dressed and get ready for Ai-Ai's Chinese Buffet. Once we get back, I'll make plans for tomorrow."
Red and Blue got changed for Ai-Ai's Chinese Buffet and took a cab to get there. The two of them enjoyed tons of food and desserts. The rain outside didn't bother them at all. Once they went back to the hotel they called it a day.
That night, while Blue was sleeping, Red heard thunder outside. He sat up in his bed and looked out the window.
"Could that be Tapu Koko?" he asked himself. "It sounds angry. ...Nah, it's just thunder. Better ignore it and lay myself to sleep." Red lay down and slowly drifted off to sleep.