Chapter 1

(Rebirth...Plans)

As awareness slowly returned to him, Cole found his mind being flooded with memories that were his and yet at the same time not his, he remembered being Major Cole Masters and living and dying on Planet Earth in The United States of America, but now he also remebers being born on The Planet Vegeta as The Saiyan Bardock, growing up training as a warrior, eventually finding a mate named Gine and having two sons first Raditz, and second Kakkarot then after his sons birth he remembers being sent with his team to planet kanassa, cleansing the planet of all life save for him an his team, and being attacked from behind by that kanassian who told him he could now read minds as well as see visions of the future then killing the coward before passing out.

It didnt take long for him to realize whats happened to him... Rebirth... He, Major Cole Masters died, and now he has somehow been reborn in a different world, universe, dimension, ah reality, whatever you wanna call it.

No thats not the problem, he can accept the fact he died and has been Reborn. What he is having trouble with is he wasnt born again as a baby to start fresh from scratch, he is now in someone elses body...He was Reborn in the body of The Saiyan Warrior Bardock, The Father Of Goku...Yeah...WTF!...Seriouly!...What The Fuck!

Okay, moving on.

So lets recount the facts, Fact One I died, Fact Two I was Reborn, Fact Three I am no longer Cole Masters, he is Dead, but since I can remember my life as Cole then I guess a part of me still is and always will be Major Cole Masters, Alright Fact Four I am now apparently Bardock a Saiyan Warrior, Father of Goku.

Hm...Okay this is not so bad, It could be alot worse I could have been Reborn as the idiotic weakling, sorry I mean Earthling Krillin.

Alright thats enough wasting time I need a plan, so Im currently on planet Vegeta in one of those Healing tanks, ah I mean chambers, whatever there called so that means timeline wise this is obviouly before Frieza blows up Planet Vegeta but after my team, Ah, I mean Bardocks team, no I am Bardock now so yeah they are my team now, shit this is gonna take awhile to adjust to.

Anyway, lets just go with this...The Saiyan Beauty Fasha, Tora and the others are most likely already on or are about to arrive on Planet Meat.

That means I have a choice to make I can, A) I can behave like a Retard and do like Canon Bardock did and rush to Planet Meat right now then get there to find my teammates dead or dying kill Friezas so called Elites only to get my ass kicked by the Fat Pink Blob that is Dodoria, then rush back here to Vegeta an try to war everyone about Frieza only to be laughed at or I can go about this like an intelligent person who has knowledge of what happened in Canon, B) Say Fuck Canon get my ass healed then go to my space pod head to Planet Meat, Stealthily retrieve Fashas body then carry it with me in my pod as I go to Planet Namek, talk to Guru let him read my mind if necessary to get permission to make my wishes, speaking of Porunga grants 3 of them I think right?

Right!

Then gather the Dragonballs, make my wishes and I have the perfect ones in mind, not like the idiots from Canon who wasted them only to turn around and make the same type of wish again and again...Moving on, after that I will be able to bring Fasha back to life and make her my first Mate, then we can head to Planet Earth, track down Korrins Tower get some Senzu Beans not that I will need them but Fasha will, thought I suppose if all my wishes are granted by Porunga then I theoretically should be able to heal her on my own.

Next up is training!

For that we will head to Kamis Lookout, then the Hyperbolic Time Chamber where if all goes to my current plan we will spend the next 6 Earth Years and since 1 Earth day is equal to 1 year in the Time Chamber that means we will spend over 1 Million Years training, Hehe yeah, I know what your thinking nobody can live that long, well thats where part of 1 of my wishes comes, and no I am not gonna wish for Immortality that would be stupid but if everything goes to plan I will become something other than human or I guess Saiyan huh oh well even after my wishes I will still be a Saiyan but in those unforgettable words

"I cannot be killed!...I Am Immortal!"