Itachi


Itachi walks upstairs to his room and signs on, as usual some offline messages and as always somebody has to pop up.

badboyme: hey ita
vengeanceisme: sup bitch
badboyme: no need to be mean you prick
vengeanceisme: yeah whatever, but what do you want?
badboyme: you what else could i have possibly want you idiot.
vengeanceisme: sigh D what did I tell you?
badboyme: to never say anything stupid like that even if i mean it, i know, i know but hey i want you and you know you want me itachi theres no point in lying about that...
badboyme:...
badboyme:...
badboyme:...
badboyme:...
vengeanceisme: stop you baka!! is getting annoying, now you know why i dont want you.
badboyme: so im a bother then? pouts i see how you are, ooh lets go into a chat room together yeah? we can mess around with different people, yeah?
vengeanceisme: yeah, invite me, i dont feel like clicking on anything right now, well except typing but that is all, heh. am i mean?
badboyme: heh, okay lazy butt, and well sorta, you need to loosen up you shit hole.
vengeanceisme: heh, ha. I'll try, but invite me now damn it! I need to have some fun shit! damn! fuck!!
badboyme: alright, alright, dont get your tighty-whiteys in a bunch. rolf!! lmao!!!
vengeanceisme: ha-ha, so? and for your info is boxers not tighty-whiteys you fag. '

badboyme had invited you to chat with him in chat room bi-sexual, would you like to accept or decline his or her offer?

Itachi clicks accept and enters it, he immidiatly starts chatting to everybody, and what he hates from chatting rooms is the whole porn web-sites and spam, stupid shits gave his computer virus for a very long time. One screename caught his attention, it said "amtheukeaniloveit" he clicked on it and started chatting with that person.

vengeanceisme: hey
amtheukeandiloveit: sup?
vengeanceisme: al? I know your a guy.
amtheukeandilove it: heh, yeah. 16 and Konoha, how about yourself?
vengeanceisme: 19 male and konoha have a picture lovely?
amtheukeandiloveit: why yes i do, do you have a picture gorgeous? ;)
vengeanceisme: oh most definatly, show me yours and I'll show mines, yeah?
amtheukeandiloveit: you got it, precious.

The person shows Itachi his picture. Itachi smirks and thinks thoughtly. "What a cute little fellow, too bad I don't take it up the ass, because I would hell let him fuck me."

vengeanceisme: your sure are fuckable, let me show you mines
amtheukeandiloveit: thank you and alright, i wanna check out if you are fuckable too, sexy.
vengeanceisme: ah, you've seen nothing just yet.

Itachi shows him his picture and can't help but grin how hot he looks right there, it was a picture when him and his friend went to a river and were play fighting in the water, his hair was sorta matted to his forhead and his body was glistening from the water.

amtheukeandilove it: god fucking damn, you're fucking sexy as hell!! is this really you? by the way, whats your name?
vengeanceisme: yes its really me, if you want you can meet me somewhere, and no am not a rapist or a pedophile, even though your old enough, but still dont get creeped out, oh names Itachi what about you?
amtheukeaniloveit: of course i would meet you somewhere, Itachi, cute name, names Neji. I hate it pouts stupid mom was probebly drugged when she had me and named me. hmph.
vengeanceisme: ha-ha, poor you, meh you'll get through it, at least you dont have to take care of a brother all by yourself, is troublesome. sigh
amtheukeandiloveit: oh, you live by yourself with him? where your parents? shit hold on, my cousin is here and I promised her i would help her with her homework, so be right back in like 20 minutes, while you wait feel free to sen me your response and i'll reply back to you once i am back, kay?
vengeanceisme: got it and i will do not worry.
amtheukeandiloveit: alright, brb
vengeanceisme: kay.

Itachi didn't feel like telling this person about what happened to his family and why got stuck with Sasuke, in truth, he cares deeply for his brother and shows it in every way possible, but for him, is still hard, is like raising a child all by yourself, because the bitch of a girlfriend didn't feel like taking care of the child so is like she gave it away. Itachi's life is full of wonders, he sighs and just slopms in his chair.

He hears a knock at his door. "Yeah?" He calls to the person outside the door. He hears shuffling outside the door, was Sasuke really that scare to come in his room? Itachi can't help but wonder, why is he, did he say what he was thinking out loud, did Sasuke hear him? Itachi sighs once more and stands up, goes towards the door and opens it, only to find a note on the floor, he picks it up and goes back inside of his room and closes his door, he opens it and starts reading it.

I uhh, didn't feel like bothering you but umm, when I finished my food, I wanted to tell you something to see if you would let me, but it seemed that you were busy, like you were talking on the phone. I didn't mean to over here it or anything, but do you really feel that way? Like is hard for you to take care of me? Am 15 itachi, I can clearly take care of myself, if you honestly feel that is hard on you like if it was raising a child by yourself, why didn't you ever leave me in an orphange or something? But anyways, just so you know, today and the rest of the week, I'll be staying at a friends house, don't worry who or where, because you really shouldn't care what happens to me, it sounded clearly like that, but am leaving around 12:00 a.m at night today, alright? Well just wanted to let you know that you were the best brother I could ever wish for and probably somebody you won't feel, the way you feel now.

With Love
Sasuke.

Itachi, closes the note.

"Damn it! He wasn;t suppose to hear that, fuck! Well, at least he will be happy at his friends house, whoever that is, heh. Oh shit, 15 mintes has passed and i haven;t sent my reply, fuck!! I'll just tell him point simple. Dead parents, don't know what happened, I was young, brother was just a baby, found out about parents death, so yeah. Ah, yeah thats a good response, he will probbaly will get the hint that I don't want to talk about it."

vengeanceisme: Dead parents, don't know what happened, I was young, brother was just a baby, found out about parents death, so yeah.
amtheukeandiloveit: took you long enough to answer, heh. Just playing, now I understand you dont want to talk about so am not going to push you, but hopefully everything turned out for the best, yeah?
vengeanceisme: hpefully it will, i have a feeling that the next couple of days will be heartbreaking for me. sighs
amtheukeandiloveit: why do you say that? i dont want to be in your bussiness or anything but how come?
vengeanceisme: you seem nice enough, so i will trust you on this and promise me you wont tell a soul or esle alright?
amtheukeandiloveit: you got it, lips are sealed and you have my word.
vengeanceisme: okay thanks. is well you see, once you were like gone helping your cousin, I think I started thinking out loud about how hard life was taking care of a child. Well my brother heard me and left me, am not usually a sadden person, but the way he put it, the way he wrote it, sad was in it, like it was his fault my life is fucked up as it is, because everywhere i went, sasuke would go. (brother). I didnt have time for friends much, because i couldnt find a babysitter and stuff, now me and sasuke are kinda close but not much, but now he's like going away for the week, becasue since is spring break he wants to have fun and stuff and he is leaving me by myself with his kitty, but it hrts for him to think that kind of way. i just dont know what to say or do, this is such a drag seriously.
amtheukeandiloveit: your sasuke's brother? dude!! he talks about you alot in class. I have him in third period, he fucking funny and cool, i never knew you were the itachi he was talking about, but everytime we asked about his parents he would just go into a moping mood and wont talk to anybody, but dont feel bad itachi, he will eventually come around, you know his age, he is 15 and your 19, give him time and he'll understand he probably thinks you just need your space thats all, so dont feel bad about anything, unless you ment it, but i highly doubt that.
vengeanceisme: sigh hopefully though, because I mean, I never really said this to anybody or to him for the matter ya know, and it kinda hurts. Shit, I never knew I was this mushy, fuck! Oh well, but anyways, you like being uke eh? raises eyebrow, with a smirk
amtheukeandiloveit: Heh, everybody is mushy in their own way, finally your mushiness came out, no? yeah, you know it, i mean i've been top, but i like it better if im uke, instead of seme, feels more pleasurable. what about you? Am guessing you are top, and you haven't been uke. grins
vengeanceisme: sigh you're right, am always a top no matter what, the people i've been with, well they were not really relationships but shit hold on kay?

knock, knock.

amtheukeandiloveit: heh, is probably your brother, but kay I'll hold.
vengeanceisme: i doubt it.

I stand up and open my other, and the person standing there is in fact my brother, his bangs fall loosely infront of his face, covering his eyes, and he is just standing there and why haven't I asked him to come in? Stupid Itachi, he is basically waiting, duh! I open the door more and ask him of course.

"Want to come in, Sasuke?" I see him their fidgeting for a bit, and finally nods his head, and enters the room, and stands in the middle of the room. "Umm, you know you can sit down, anywhere, on the bed, the chair, the floor, the desk, my lap..." Itachi smirked in the last one, Sasuke barely smiled, but made a small smile non-the-less. Sasuke sat on the bed, and Itachi grabbed his chair and sat with his legs on the side and his crotch facing the back of the chair. ((A/N: you know how some people sit like that? With the back of the chair infront of them and their legs on its side? Well like that.)) "So umm is there anything you want to talk about?" Hopefully, is not what I said earlier, he should know I don't mean it.

"Umm, actually, I just wanted to know if what you said was true? Like the over hearing that I did, but I didn't mean too though, I just wanted to asked you if I could stay at my friends house, but then I heard you, I got upset and left, wrote you a little note, left it on your door, well the floor, and left to my room."

Itachi sighs, he jinxed himself again. "Sasuke, listen, well I of course don't mean it, its just, too much has happened and well, I haven't really gotten sometime for myself, but you are never a bother, so don't ever think that, but let me ask you something, yeah?" Itachi grins, then does a full ass smile.

"Yeah sure, go for it." Sasuke looks at his brother.

"Do you talk about me to your friends? Like do you talk about me alot?" Itachi couldn't help but blush a little, he never really had anybody who talked about him constantly, but now his brother does.

Sasuke blushes and nods his head. "Yeah I do, I mean you were always there for me even after our parents..." Sasuke looks on the floor and his bangs covering his eyes. "Death, you've been there, and well you taught me well, you are a very good brother, and I love you for that." Sasuke stands up and goes towards the door, but stops and hugs Itachi from behind, kisses his cheek ((A/N: no! it's not going to be no incest, hmph:P)) and says "thank you." He leaves but stops again..."Oh and i am staying at Shikamaru's house, barely met him on the net, we are hanging out, am leaving around midnight, you are dropping me off am not coming back till sunday night, then school, kay?"

Itachi turns around and smiles. "Of course, now go chat you little prevert." Sasuke sticks his tongue out and leaves laughing quietly.


itachi: man why am I all mushy?!
sasuke: because you are more cuter that way.
neji: ...
icky: ...
deidara: ...
itachi: ...
sasuke: what? scoffs and rolls eyes
neji: that was very uncommon.
icky: yeah i have to agree on that.
deidara: yup totally, i mean coming from an Uchiha is really uncommon, Uchihas have no sense.
itachi: hn, what deidara said was true. Hey?! wait, you filthy shit! are you insulting the Uchihas?!
icky: oh no. sighs
neji: damn! Deidara you and your big mouth.
sasuke: what so troublesome, really. sighs
icky, neji, sasuke: laying on bed comfortable and sighing in boredness.
itachi, deidara: bickering starts
icky: this is giving me a headache, can ya please?
neji, sasuke: yeah sure, review if enojoyed and dont if you didnt, or else you will be wasting your time.
itachi: most definately. goes back to bickering with deidara
icky: i need an advil.