Neuralizers belong to men in black (A.K.A marvel) not me. and I don't know if you can see the highlighting or not but I don't know why it is there, anywho, enjoy!
Ebony: hai and once again I welcome you to my dare show, where I torture the ninjago cast via your methods and suggestions. So, let's get straight to it, first dare is for Jay and it's from shadowninja… Jay, you have to throw Kai into a pit of rabid monkeys.
Kai: why does everyone hate me?!
Ebony: why is your hair 75% gel? Now do it! *makes pit of rabid monkeys*
Jay: *pushes Kai in* that's for doubting me with your sister!
Kai: *yelling and squealing* yow! Ow, hey, get off!
10 mins later…
Ebony: ok, I think that's enough. *snaps fingers and pit disappears as well as Kai's legs*
Kai: hey!
Ebony: oops *fixes Kai* there you go, back to your regular hot-headed self. So next one here is from Robotic angel17, and we've got an OC! Right so, the dare is that the ninja, so that's Zane, cole, Jay and Kai to fight Serena Wu, the Oc. But, Lloyd doesn't have to since A. he's still a two year old and B. Robotic angel said he doesn't have to do it.
Kai: typical, everyone loves the green ninja.
Ebony: *blasts Kai* will you stop complaining or I swear to the overlord-
Overlord: hai.
Ebony: that I am going to shut you in a room full of fangirls and my brother!
Kai: *whimpers* please anything but that!
Ebony: great, so, here's Serena Wu. She is from an alternate universe where the ninjas are hybrids and her mother, Ariana ran into the Wu from that universe and some things happened and... well I think you get it.
*Serena walks in. She has shoulder length light blonde hair with cyan streaks, sapphire blue cat eyes and she is wearing a cyan dress and a blue heart necklace. She has sharp canines, snow leopard ears, 3 ft long tails and is holding a staff*
Serena: hi everyone!
Everyone: hi!
Wu: wait did she just say Serena Wu?
Garmadon: that makes no sense, you haven't… Misako, is there something you haven't told me?
Misako: nope.
Ebony: like I said, alternate universe.
Serena: *sees Lloyd* aww, he's so cute as a baby! *hugs Lloyd*
Ebony: that's cute. *reading dare cards* oh yeah, one more thing, Wu, you get a cat whistle, not sure why yet… *makes a whistle appear on Wu's lap, then looks at Serena* actually I think I get it. So, Serena, you ready to beat these four? *points at the ninja*
Serena: yeah, I think so.
Ebony: right then, they're all yours.
5 mins later…
*ninja are all lying on the floor groaning*
Ebony: aand… Serena wins.
Serena: *offers a hand to Zane* need a hand?
Zane: * takes it and stands up* thank you Serena.
Jay: uh, what about us?
Ebony: *rolls eyes* can't you get up yourselves?
Cole: I think I'm gonna need to go back to hospital…
Ebony: no you don't *snaps fingers and the ninjas are back in their seats… and healed* Better?
Kai: *nods*
Ebony: great… so thank you for being here Serena.
Serena: no problem, but I need to go *smiles at Zane* Bye!
Ebony: bye! *Serena leaves* next dare then *reading cards then looks at Chen briefly* Well this is a first, we've go a dare for Dean.
Chen: *gulps*
Ebony: oh you should be very afraid Chen, because according to count raptor, if I lock you in a cupboard with my brother Dean, I'll get $50 and I'm not passing up that opportunity. Lucky that dad's not back from his trip yet. *snaps fingers and Dean, a flamethrower and a cupboard appear*
Dean: Hai everyone! *Staring at Lloyd* Oh my f****** overlord what happened to him?!
Ebony: *slaps back of Dean's head* no bad language! As for Lloyd, he got turned into a baby while you were out getting some pies and he'll be like that until chapter 5. By the way, I've got a treat for you *hands dean the flamethrower and whispers to him. His eyes light up*
Dean: you're the best sister ever! *jumps in the cupboard still holding the flamethrower*
Ebony: thank you dean and now Chen… *sees Chen trying to sneak out* Oh no you don't Noodle man. *uses powers to pick him up and throw him in the cupboard. Locks it*
Everyone else: *looking worried*
Ebony: don't worry, I know how to treat burns.
*screaming is heard coming from the cupboard shortly before furious pounding on the door*
Skylor: is he alright?
*a jet of fire burns through the side of the cupboard and a Charred master chen falls out* (haha that rhymed… sort of)
Chen: why? *passes out*
Ebony: *finishes filming it* Ok Chen, I think you've had enough *snaps fingers and Chen is back on his seat, looking slightly better* Hey Dean! You can come out now!
Dean: *hops out and smiles evilly at Chen*
Chen: *yelps and hides behind Clouse who facepalms*
Ebony: Ok Dean, you can go back in the game room…
Dean: but I don't wanna… *Ebony holds out a copy of Shadow of Ronin to Dean* Oh my gosh yes! *grabs and runs off*
Ebony: and that's Dean taken care of.
Garmadon: such a good-
Ebony: no. Just No. You have already said that and let me once again point out how great a big brother you were!
Garmadon: …
Ebony: *clears throat* and the next few dares are from Magicwolfpup. And let me just say you come up with some great ones. So, Zane, Pixal & Garmy, you three have the honour of making the president's life a lot more interesting than just playing golf…
Garmadon: Get to the point!
Ebony: fine. You 3 have to kidnap the president of the U.S. And bring him back here ok? Ok. Now, here are some handheld teleporters for you *throws one to Zane and one to PIXAL*
Garmadon: what about me?
Ebony: I don't trust you so I'm afraid you'll just have to share with Zane, now go!
Zane, PIXAL & Garm: teleport to the White House.
Obama: there has to be something I can do! I mean so far this week all I've done is play golf. *listening to intern* Yes but- tch, typical. *plays some music*
*Zane, PIXAL & Garm appear infront of him*
Obama: what in the name of-
Zane: err, Sorry Mr. President but we would really appreciate it if you came with us.
Obama: *staring at Zane & PIXAL* no. Just No! I am not going to be abducted by some… ROBOTS! *presses a button on his desk and soldiers appear*
PIXAL: please, just come with us.
Obama: No.
*soldiers corner Zane, PIXAL & Garmadon*
Garmadon: *facepalms* I got this. *uses Spinjitsu and throws the soldiers out the window* Look, bro, you're coming with us whether you like it or not. *shoves Obama in a sack*
Zane: where did you get the sack?
Garm: Found it, come on, let's get the heck out of here.
Back in the studio…
*they reappear*
Ebony: you took your time, so, you got him?
PIXAL: yes.
Ebony: great, now what are we gonna do with him?
Garmadon: You mean you don't know?
Ebony: Nope, here, give him to me, *takes the sack* I'll be right back *puts on a pair of shades*
And back to the White House…
Obama: so that was all just a drill?
Ebony: Yes indeed it was sir, and you responded as was expected. Unfortunately, I will have to do an 'eye test' to make sure that the ahem androids have not damaged your eye sight. *pulls out a nearalizer*
Obama: hey, I've seen that somewhere be- *Ebony uses nearalizer*
Ebony: *takes off shades and does an innocent kid impression* Thank you sir, it's been really interesting talking to you but my mom needs me, bye. *teleports back to the studio* Whew, that was definitely cliché.
Everyone: definitely.
Ebony: *takes the teleporters back* so the next few dares involve animals and I will need Kai, Jay, Wu and the Overlord to come over here, Skylor, here's a great dane for you and Nya, Misako, I've booked you two some horse riding time. *snaps fingers and Nya & Misako are in a ranch, Kai, Jay & Wu are mice, Overlord is now a Turkey and there's a Great Dane on Skylor's lap*
Kai, Jay, Wu: squeak!
Overlord: garble!
Skylor: Yay!
Ebony: anyone want a roast?
Overlord: garble! (Translation: oh hell no!) *runs into the game room*
Dean: oh cool! A turkey! You wanna play shadow of Ronin with me?
Overlord: garble! Garbles garble garble! (Yes! I know all the cheat codes for it.)
Ebony: and on that note, I'm afraid that's the end of today's chapter. Please leave a quick review/suggestion and I will see you all next time. And by the way count raptor; I would quite like that 50 bucks… anyways, BYEEE!