A Simpsons story
A Cecil Terwilliger and Goldenna Nathenia Rose story
Twas Love At First Sight
Chapter 4: Cecil makes a fake promise to never try to kill Bob again.
Bob growls and says, "How dare you slap the world's greatest homocidal maniac! I could kill you, but since I'm trying to reform, I won't, just don't push my buttons!" Cecil thinks while looking out the window, "I should do something that Bob would never suspect..." He then snaps, Bob and Goldenna then look at him, and Bob says, "What could that-" Goldenna slaps him again, and says, "Shut up, you freaking idiot!" Bob says while clinching his fist, "I wouldn't do that if I were you, madam." Cecil turns around and says to Bob while smiling, "Bob, I'd like to apologize for trying to-" Bob says, "I won't for-" Cecil says, "I promise to never try to kill you ever again, I swear." Bob says, "Are you trying to play me for a sap?" Cecil says, "If I'm lying, I'm dying." Bob smiles and says, "Alright, I forgive you, Cecil." Cecil says, "Thank you, Bob." He then turns back to the window and says quietly so that Bob can't hear him, "Ha! He fell for it! Next chance I get, I'll kill that attention-grabbing, dream-stealing, brother-insulting wannabe!" Bob says quietly so that Goldenna and Cecil don't hear him, "I'm not falling for Cecil's lies, the next chance that clown-loving, brother-framing wannabe tries to kill me, I'll be the one doing the killing!" Goldenna walks over to Cecil, takes his left hand in her right hand, and says to him, "Did you mean all that stuff you said to your brother?" Cecil says, "You'll see." Goldenna smiles and kisses Cecil, who kisses back. Bob says, "So they weren't lying, they really are dating.. I don't see what that woman sees in my buffoon of a-" Goldenna pulls away from Cecil, looks at Bob, and says, "You know I could kick your butt right now, right?" Bob laughs and says, "You don't scare me!" Goldenna then attacks Bob, Cecil smiles and says, "She's perfect."
End of chapter 4: Cecil makes a fake promise to never try to kill Bob again.
Next:
Chapter 5: The third cell-mate.
