This little number popped into my head as i put on my easter outfit today. And so here she is!
Deidara loved Easter. And as the youngest in the hideout, he found it his job to make everybody participate. Including grumpy-umpus Sasori no Danna.
Every year was the same thing. Deidara got up super early, put bunny ears and a tail on and ran off to hide candy filled eggs. EVERYWHERE. In shoes, the fridge, the bathroom, pillows, the couch cusions, outside. Then he proceeded to wake everyone up one by one, and make them search for eggs. Some of the people were only too happy to oblige, like Konan, Hidan, Kisame and somehow Itachi. Others, like Kakuzu, claimed it was a waste of money. Pein claimed, it was a waste of time. Sasori, just didnt want to get up.
Everyone was already on the hunt. Except, Sasori.
"Dannaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Deidara whined.
"No Brat! For the last time, I am NOT doing that stupid egg hunt!" he glared at his junior and rolled over.
"Come on! Even Kuzu's doing it!" Deidara whined some more, yanking the blanket off of Sasori and throwing it to the floor.
"I hate celebrating!" he yelled.
Deidara stomped his foot, "Look what I'm wearing Danna. Konan said you'd do it if I wore this." the blonde boy mumbled to himself.
Sasori groaned and rolled over, and gave Deidara a look. His normal outfit was there, the ears and tail, but in between. He had no clue how Konan had gotten him into it. A frilly pink dress with bunny faces on it. Deidara always made a big deal about dressing like a girl, so why? He had jeans on so he guessed it wasnt that bad for the boy. Still, the blonde looked like he would tear it off at and given second.
The redhead sighed, and stood up. Still wearing his pyjamas, which consisted of pants and nothing else. He had his hands on his hips, and was almost a head taller than Deidara, "It means that much to you, that you would wear a dress?"
The blonde flushed in embarrassment, "No! I just- Konan said-" Sasori put a hand on the boys head, between the fluffy bunny ears, "Well, maybe."
He kissed his forehead, "Why?"
"We used to do it as kids. Everyone in the neighbourhood. Our parents would have a section and they would hide them. We could spend weeks searching and still not find them all." Deidara grinned.
"Ugh, fine. I'll play. But I hope you know I'm not eating it." he started to walk to their door.
"Cool, I will. I dont usually get to. Since I hide them. We'll be partners!" He laughed grabbing Sasori's hand.
"We're always partners, baka." he said squeezing his hand.
He pulled the blonde into him and kissed him, "Hoppy Easter. And dont ever make me say that again."
Deidara laughed and said, "Happy Easter Danna!" before running off down the hall towards what Sasori might describe as Hell, seeing as everyone was searching for eggs this year. But he knew things wouldnt be that bad.
Hoppy Easter every bunny! R&R
~Zany~