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DSX62415- Thanks for being patient update wise. Oh, and as for Izzy hunting down Bill and Krabby Patties, I just felt those would be some really funny jokes for everyone favorite nut job.
Guest 1- Glad you liked that joke because trying to get Duncan and Zoey to make out is going to be a plot point for Izzy.
Guest 2- I was actually planning to add in that Chris sucked his thumb, but he probably wouldn't tell or show people that. Also, Dawn has plenty more secrets of Chris she wants to share.
Guest 3- I may write an intro in the future, but I don't know yet. Also, someone else who likes Zoke and Gwuncan!
Guest 4- I hate it when people guess what I am going to do! Zoey and Bridgette are both going to be interrogated in this chapter. You'll need to read to get the full details.
Jason Todd(Guest)- First off, what I meant by no purpose is people who I can't make a plot for so I can let them survive eliminations. Also, personal bias comes into play with how long someone stays, which is my way of saying Duncan will be going far since he is my favorite.
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"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island, our players took a dive into my white water obstacle course!" Chris stated in a voiceover. "There were thrills(Shot of Izzy jumping from hammer to hammer on the Cookie Cutter), Spills(Shot of Harold falling into the water after being punched off), and above all else, PAIN!(Shot of DJ getting shocked by the jellyfish and Geoff getting nailed in the face) But the worst slip up went to Topher, who thought it would be a smart idea to tell moi that his team was throwing the challenge. Shouldn't have been so shocked when he was voted off. But today is gonna be SUPER! On Total! Drama! Revenge of Pahkitew Island!"
I wanna be famous
The camera shows the inside of the boy's cabin at night with Scott laying on a bed and Owen sulking. All of the other men were gone, leaving Scott to think more about the attitude of the loveable lump across from him.
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Scott- "I've seen the first three seasons of this show and I know how things work. I've also seen how the others act and Owen should NOT be this sulky."
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In hopes of cheering Owen up, Scott armpit farts "A Shave and A haircut" for him. Owen chuckles lightly.
"That was pretty good!" Owen marveled as he clapped for the dirt farmer. Grinning, Scott took a bow.
"Thanks! I get a lot of practice at home against my brother, Cletus. He can armpit fart the national anthem!" Scott said.
"That's so cool! Hey, I can toot Beethoven's fifth! Wanna hear?" Owen asked.
"Toot away my stinky brother!" Scott laughed as Owen began. The camera then cuts to the hotel. Dawn, B, LeShawna ad MacArthur are all eating dinner as Duncan and Gwen came into join them. Everyone stopped smiling when they saw the look on Duncan's face. He looked completely unnerved, like he had just seen his worse fear. He was also shivering and held his shoulders with his arms.
"Yo, what happened to him?" LeShawna asked her goth friend.
"I don't know," Gwen shrugged. "Hey Duncan! What happened to you?" Duncan jumped at his name being said.
"O.K, so I was just walking around the hotel, checking out some of the new rooms and messing with some of Chris' pictures. Then I saw it!" Duncan said in a nervous tone.
"You saw what?" MAcArthur asked, her voice raising a little.
"I SAW A PICTURE OF CHRIS IN THE NUDE!" Duncan screamed at the top of his lungs. Almost everyone in the room started gagging as they all raced for the bathroom.
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Chris- "I don't remember that picture."
LeShawna- She is puking into the stall.
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Meanwhile, in the girl's cabin, Zoey and Bridgette were being interrogated by several people over the details of the wedding.
"So far, all I have is that Cameron agreed to be the best man. Nothing else," Zoey confessed.
"Brody is going be our best man and LeShawna agreed to be one of the bridesmaids, but I don't have much else," Bridgette stated. Everyone heard screams as LeShawna and Gwen rushed in and slammed the door shut behind them.
"Whoa, did you two see a ghost or something?" Geoff asked.
"Nope, we got to hear about Duncan finding something a lot worse," Gwen gagged. Everyone leaned closer to here what it was. Gwen sighed. "It was a picture of Chris in his birthday suit." Almost everyone began gagging and trying to hold their puke down. Finally, Zoey tried to change the topic.
"So, Gwen, I need bridesmaids for my wedding and I was wondering if you could fill one of the spots?' Zoey questioned her friend. Gwen smiled.
"It would be an honor, Zoey," Gwen responded. 'Did I really just say that!?"
"I was going to asked the same thing," Bridgette added sheepishly.
"I can do it for both of you," Gwen told her other friend. Everyone's mood seemed to change until Duncan came in screaming.
"I still can't get that picture out of my head!" The bad boy moaned as he clutched his head. Dawn walked into the room and put her hand on the punk's shoulder, getting his attention.
"Perhaps I could remove that picture for you?" Dawn offered. Duncan thought for a second before grinning.
"Do it!" Duncan demanded. Dawn gripped the side of his head and stared into his eyes for an uncomfortable amount of time. After what seemed like an eternity(really 3 minutes), Dawn let go.
"What the-, wait, that image, it's GONE!" Duncan cried. "Thank you so much!" Duncan got so caught up in the moment that he hugged Dawn. He quickly let go when he realized what he was doing and sheepishly headed back to the hotel.
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"That was so beautiful!" Scott said as Owen finished. Owen laughed a little before starting to get upset again.
"It doesn't really help," Owen moped. Scott just sighed.
"I don't think you have ever been this upset, ever," Scott said as he walked over to the window in order to air out the cabin.
"I really miss Izzy," Owen finally said.
"Why don't you just tell her you want to get back together?" Scott asked. Owen started smiling.
"Yeah! Why didn't I think off that! Thanks, Scott!" Owen said as he pulled Scott into a giant bearhug.
"No problem!" Scott said as he tried to gasp for air.
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The scene now shows Max sneaking towards what looks a cave.
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Max- "Last season, my efforts to create an evil lair were shot down because the cave was too spooky and there were bats. But now, I have an invention to fix both problems!"
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"What are you doing, Max?" Scarlett said as she came up to him. Max screamed and jumped into a bush before realizing it was.
"Building a truly EVIL lair!" Max cackled. "The only problems are the darkness and the bats, but I have a fix for that!" He stated as he pulled out an odd looking contraption. It had a round base with a light bulb on top and several wires sticking out of it.
"What is that?" Scarlett asked the evil scientist wannabe.
"It's my make light-inator![1]" Max declared. "It can make any area brighter!" Scarlett rolled her eyes.
"Max, those already exist, they're called lanterns or flashlights," Scarlett deadpanned.
"Impossible! Well, I made it out of one of Chris' cameras! I've got to get credit for that!" Max whined. "But I still need someone to get rid of the bats,"
"Leave this to me," Scarlett said in a cocky tone as she walked into the cave. A few seconds later, a roar was heard followed a swarm of bats and a bear running out of the cave, trampling Max on the way. "There, done. Happy?" Scarlett said smugly as she walked out.
"Indeed! I also have some good news for you. Because you have proven yourself un-useless, you may be my sidekick once again!" Max declared. Scarlett's eye twitched.
"Sounds… Great!" Scarlett said forcefully.
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Scarlett- "While it will be incredibly annoying to put up with him, after don't need him anymore, I can send him home and take over his lair!"
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Unfortunately, Scarlett was helping Max move a bed from the spa into his cave.
"Excellent job, sidekick! But I don't have any more use for you so you can go to bed," Max told the real genius. Scarlett left without a word, leaving Max to himself. The purple haired midget climbed into his bed and started sucking his thumb.
The Next Day
All 34 campers were gathered outside the mess hall, wondering where Chris was.
"Good morning, Punching bags!" Chris said as he walked up to them.
"What horrible challenge have you come up with for us this time?" Noah asked sarcastically. Chris didn't respond. Instead he hit a button on a remote, which caused a piece of the ground to open, revealing 34 chairs with what looked like bowls turned over hanging from above them, several screens, and a couch.
"Aren't those the new VR things that came out?" Harold asked.
"Why yes, and you can thank Joel [2]. He's the guy I bought them from!" Chris responded.
"Let me guess, you made so that we could feel pain?" Duncan snarled at the host.
"I wanted to, but Joel wouldn't sell if I did. Instead you'll just feel a numbing sensation," Chris pouted. All of the contestants cheered for a few seconds before letting Chris go on. "Since there were a lot of options, we chose to go with the one that will show you guys what it's like and also provide some thrills and drama; superheroes!"
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Harold- "This is…"
Kitty- "going to be….."
Alejandro- "the most nerdy…"
Brody- "yet coolest challenge ever!"
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"So here's how it works, you will be spilt into 2 teams of 17. When you sit down, you will get five minutes to come with a superpower of some kind. No making yourself an all powerful god or making it so you can't be killed, if you do, you will get a random superpower and chances are it won't be very good. First team to kill all of the other members wins!" Chris explained.
"Wait, there is NO chance I'm gonna be a hero!" Heather scoffed.
"You're not going to be, the teams are heroes vs villains!" Chris announced. "Team hero is Zoey, Owen, DJ, Brody, Geoff, Bridgette, LeShawna, Kitty, Harold, Dawn, B, Lorenzo, Jasmine, Samey, Brick, Mary, and MacArthur!" The heroes all started smiling at their statis. "This means that team villain will have Duncan, Heather, Amy, Max, Scarlett, Alejandro, Gwen, Rodney, Rock, Ezekiel, Emma, Noah, Jo, Izzy, Courtney, Scott, and Anne Maria! Oh, and if some villains are wondering about how we placed them, we kinda ran out of people who were true heroes." Most of the heroes that got placed on the team seemed O.K with this. "Oh, and Gwen, you got placed on this team purely because you look evil."
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Gwen- "So, I'm on the evil team because I look evil? I hate Chris so much!"
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"O.K! Everyone pick a seat and come up with your powers," Chris said as each camper grabbed an open seat. Some had an idea of what they wanted, so they just sat back and relaxed, still keeping their powers in mind. Scarlett looked at who was sitting next her, Scott on one side, Max on the other. Both were trying to come up with powers.
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Scarlett- "I figured if I gave them a bad idea for powers, if we lose, they'll take the blame,"
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First she leaned over to Max. "Why don't you do an ultimate evil god?" Scarlett suggested.
"That would be perfect!" Max cheered, completing forgetting you couldn't be a god and you get a random power if you tried. Scarlett then leaned over to Scott with only about 30 seconds left.
"How about Shark Man? You fear them anyways," Scarlett said to the dirt farmer.
"What! Nononono! I am not-"
"Time's up! I hope you were thinking about the right power!" Chris announced as he hit the button and the bowls lowered onto each person's head.
Heroes- Zoey, Brody, Kitty
"Selfie Queen, Zoey Hood and Cowbro entering the game" A disembodied voice said. The three in question had just spawned in what looked like a park.
"I'm going out on a limb and guessing I'm Zoey Hood," Zoey said. She was wearing a green robin hood jacket over her normal shirt, black pants, boots and a red robin hood style hat.
"I think I'm Selfie Queen!" Kitty stated happily. She was wearing a pink jumpsuit with the initials SQ in white on the chest and a pink mask that covered her eyes.
"I guess that makes me Cowbro!" Brody finished. He was dressed in a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, a cowboy vest over his normal shirt, and had two gun holsters at his sides. With a yell, he whipped out his pistols and fired, revealing them to be laser pistols. "That was so cool!"
"Let me try," Zoey said as she yanked out a bow and placed an arrow inside and fired. The arrow sailed through the sky and hit the bullseye on a target Brody had draw on a tree. Seeing that the two other heroes had already gotten a chance to show off their new, Kitty was pretty eager to give hers a shot. She pulled out a selfie stick and swung it a park bench, causing it to cut in half. Kitty then summoned a large phone which she jumped onto and flew around on it.
"As fun as tearing apart this park is, maybe we should go look for some villains," Zoey suggested.
"Let's go!" Brody cheered as he hopped on Kitty's giant phone. "You don't mind if I ride this, do you?"
"Nope!" Kitty said happily. "Zoey, you want a ride?"
"Nah, I'm good," Zoey replied as leaped from tree to tree and then onto a wire.
"Wait up!" Brody called after her as he and Kitty flew off.
Villains- Duncan, Gwen
The two exes spawned in what looked an office building. There were many cubicles and people running around, trying to get things done.
"Hellspawn and Gwen-Reaper[3] entering the game," Came the voice. Despite still moping about being on the villain's team, Gwen really liked her identity. She still dressed in her normal clothes, but now had a hooded cloak and scythe. She turned to see who see spawned with her and was in awe at what she saw. Duncan was lacking his shirt and his shorts had grown into pants and become a devilish black. A skull imprint was now on his chest. He sprouted had horns, a pointed tail, claws, and bat-like wings.
"You look….really hot!" Gwen marveled, blushing at what she had said.
"I could say the same about you," Duncan chuckled as he grabbed a man sitting nearby and lobbed him out the window, getting Gwen to chuckle lightly.
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Gwen- O.K, so I'm not overly sadistic about things like CHRIS! However, I've always hated NPCs in video games. I mean, they never run from danger!"
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Gwen grinned as Duncan set a cubical on fire with flame breath.
"Now you try," Duncan said playfully. Gwen turned invisible and suddenly, a man carrying lots of papers started punching people nearby. After about a minute, Gwen emerged from the man, causing him to quickly pick up the papers and hurry on his way.
"I've got possession, invisibility and of course, my trusty scythe!" Gwen stated as she started swinging her scythe around. She stopped after she slashed Duncan across his face. The punk stumbled back and held his face. Gwen ran over to him to check up on him, but was shocked when the cut healed itself.
"When I thought about my power, I wanted to be a human like demon that could heal all of its injures unless it was stabbed in the heart," Duncan explained to the goth, who grinned.
"Well, it looks like we're going to be the winners," Gwen grinned as the two exes continued to tear apart the office as NPCs continued to do nothing about it.
Heroes- Jasmine, Samey, Lorenzo
"Outback Animal, Great Oak, and Heat Blast entering the game," Came you know who.
The threesome found themselves at a dock like area with many workers and ships moving in and out.
"Sweet! I got my dream powers!" Jasmine said happily. She now wore amazon battle armor with the letters OA on the front.
"Let's see it!" Lorenzo said to the amazon aussie. Suddenly, Jasmine dropped down to all four, spouted whiskers, and her hair spread all over her face. Lion!Jasmine let loose a deafening roar before returning to normal.
"That was really cool!" Samey complimented her friend. "What do you think, Lorenzo?"
"You look so hot right now!" The stepbrother drooled before realizing what been asked. "Uh, I mean, um, cool!" Samey blushed and looked at her own outfit. She saw that was barefoot and was wearing a leotard made entirely of plants.
"I think I'm Great Oak!" Samey as she snapped her fingers. Out of nowhere, large vines wrapped around a crate, pried the lid off, and came out with three candy bars, one for each hero. As Lorenzo ate his, he saw he was now wearing a tee-shirt with a flame design, sunglasses(Not sure how he didn't see those before hand), leather pants, and a cape. As soon as he finished, Lorenzo shot a blast of fire at a hydrant, destroying it and sending water everywhere. The three heroes shared a laugh.
Villains- Alejandro, Heather, Ezekiel, Jo
"Royal Flush, Queen Bee, Lizard Boy, and Lava Lady entering the game," Said the obvious. The four villains had spawned in a large arena with pictures of Chris everywhere. Heather looked at her comrades and bursted into laughter at Alejandro. He was dressed in a magician like outfit, a white cape with the picture of an ace on it, and a mask that was made up of two playing cards with the ends sticking outwards.
"You look ridiculous!" Heather managed between laughs. Alejandro looked at himself, then at her, before grinning.
"I wouldn't be laughing. You look an idiota" Alejandro responded. Heather looked down at herself and saw that she did look like an idiota. She dressed in what looked a very well made halloween bee costume with a crown on the top.
"Yeah, well, I can fly!" Heather said as jumped into the air, causing her wings to start flapping. Alejandro remained undaunted and summoned a giant playing card, which he jumped onto an flew around on. "You can't let me have anything, can you?" Heather hissed at him
"Nope," The arc villains said, earning an annoyed moan from Heather. Ezekiel was busying jumping onto the walls to care about the fighting villains. He was still wearing his normal clothes, only now they were all ripped up and he had green skin, claws, and a tail. He spotted a pole just out of reach and shot his tongue at it allowing him to pull himself up. Seeing homeschool trying out his new powers, Jo decided to try hers out. She was also still in her normal hoodie, but only that as the lower half of her body was all stone and her hair was now all flames. Undaunted by this, Jo shot a blast of lava at one of the picture of Chris, knocking it down. She was going to take aim at another one but a shirken was thrown at her leg, not doing much.
"Gosh! Why didn't that do anything," Harold, dressed in a ninja outfit moaned as he jumped into the arena, MacArthur, LeShawna, Owen, and Brick following him.
"Ninja Nerd, Super Aqua Chick[4], Lightning Cop, Party-Yatta and Soldier Man entering the game,"
"Take this villains!" Brick said as he threw a red and white shield with the maple leaf on it. Jo noticed that the costume Brick was wearing had the same pattern as the shield[5]. She was about to shoot a blast of lava at him when she was hit by a big blast of water, causing her flame hair to shrink. Jo got angry, which caused the flames to return as she fired at LeShawna, who continued to blasted back.
"让我们决斗(Let us duel)!"Harold cried out as he pulled out a kanta and charged at Ezekiel. The homeschool used his tongue to rip the sword out of Harold's hand before diving onto him. MacArthur was busy trying to blast Heather out of the sky with her lightning blasts. Alejandro was having the hardest time, as he was trying to dodge Brick and laugh at Owen. The fatboy was dressed in in what looked like a suit made out of confetti and a massive lollipop to use a mallet, which actually hurt quite a bit if you got hit, as Alejandro had just figured out the hard way. However, Alejandro realized that he could take one of his enemies out with a quick plan.
"Saonara, Butter Donkey!" Alejandro said as he shot several sharp playing cards at Owen. Brick's honor got the best of him and he jumped in front of Owen, dieing in the process.
"Get back down here maggot!" MacArthur said as she fired another blast of lightning at Heather, finally hitting her. Unfortunately for Heather, the volts were too strong and fired her to death. Jo faced a similar problem as LeShawna had won their little game of blasting each other and had made her rock hard. Harold then shattered her with a flying kick.
"It seems we are out numbered, shall we leave?" Alejandro said to his fellow villain.
"Ssssssssure, eh," Ezekiel said he hopped onto Alejandro giant card as the two flew off.
Heroes- DJ, Dawn, and B
"Pacifist, Aura Master, and Robo Arms entering the game,"
Dawn looked around. Her and her team ended up near what looked like a movie theater. The smell of popcorn and other snacks filled their noses. B pointed to the concession stand inside the theater before using one of four robot arms coming out of his back to rub his belly.
"Shall we go get some popcorn?" Dawn asked her two teammates. B gave six thumbs up and DJ shrugged. The threesome walked inside and ordered a large basket of popcorn.
"10 dollars," The vendor said. Dawn's eyes turned green and the man handed to popcorn over.
"My powers were chosen so that I could keep others from harming me, not for harming others," Dawn said when she noticed DJ's odd looks.
"Mama always said that you should never hurt anyone, so my powers are just me setting a good example and not fighting," DJ declared.
"That's a shame," Noah said as he flew in Emma and Izzy. "I wanted a fair fight,"
"Trickster, Star Woman, and Explosivo entering the game"
DJ screamed as the three villains descended to the ground. Noah is now in nothing but a pair of shorts and has runes all over his body(When they first spawned, Emma was staring at him when he first saw himself). Emma is in a black skin-tight jumpsuit(Noah really likes this) with a mask in the shape of half a star. Lastly, Izzy is wearing a ninja-like outfit without the mask and had a belt with many explosives on it. DJ took one look at them and ran away with super speed as fast as he could in the other direction. Dawn and B just rolled their eyes before getting into a fight stance.
"Don't bother!" Emma scoffed as she fired star shaped blasts at Dawn. Dawn didn't flinch as a purple shield formed around her, causing the stars to knock down a nearby telephone pole. Dawn eyes then glowed green again and this time, Emma flew towards her slowly.
"Emma!" Noah panicked. Using his psychic powers, Noah grabbed the telephone pole and swung it at Dawn. Instead of Dawn's shield absorbing the blow, it caused her to act more like the ball to Noah's bat. She bounced all over the place until her shield finally gave out, killing her. The hypnotic hold on Emma was lost, causing her to pummeled to ground. Once again, Noah's powers came to rescue, allowing him grab her out of the air. As B's jaw dropped, Izzy shoved some bombs down his throat, blowing him up.
"Izzy away!" Izzy said as she raced off. Noah, on the other hand, stayed behind, waiting for his girlfriend to come too.
Villains-Rock, Anne Maria, Rodney, Amy
"Rock Note, Madame Poof, Lovesick and Twin Tower entering the game"
"Rock and Roll!" Rock said as he looked over himself. He was wearing a classic rockstar outfit and was holding a guitar. He played a note and the shockwaves caused from it ripped through a nearby ring toss game. It didn't take a genius to figure out that they were at a fair of some kind.
"I can see the whole city from up here!" Amy said. She was still in her normal outfit but she now as tall as a building. The mean twin looked around and saw Rodney staring at her. "Why do you want!"
"Amy! I, uh, guh…" Rodney sputtered. He was trying to tell her he could see her underwear but got too overwhelmed with embarrassment. He was also dressed as cupid and wearing nothing but a diaper, bonnet, and fake wings. He realized this and shot an arrow at Amy.
"OW! I, ooooooooo" Amy said as her eyes turned to hearts. She moved down to give Rodney a kiss, but ended up crushing Rodney, causing her to return to normal. "What happened?"
"Lover boi shot somethin' at ya," Anna Maria told the mean twin. Amy groaned but said nothing. Anne Maria was wearing a leather jumpsuit with a black mask and her hair could now move on it's own.
"Look at that! A bunch a jokers!" Lorenzo scoffed as he, Samey and Jasmine came into view. Amy immediately started trying to Samey, who used her vines to help save her. Seeing her friend in danger, Jasmine turned into a t-rex and clamped her jaw around Amy's neck. The mean twin screamed and started trying to kick Jasmine off, but couldn't and died. Lorenzo was in a one on one against Anne Maria, who putting up a good fight, but was showing Lorenzo where her powers were coming from.
"Give it up!" Anne Maria yelled at the stepbrother.
"Tip for being a supervillain, don't show your foe how you get your powers!" Lorenzo joked as he fired a blast of fire at her. It was a little too high, causing Anne Maria to laugh. That was, until she saw that Lorenzo had burned her hair off with the blast. She screamed and then fainted. This gave the stepbrother the chance to burn her body.
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Lorenzo- (He is still in his superhero outfit. I explain that later) "That was fun. I think Anne Maria totally hates me now.
Anne Maria- (She is also in her villain outfit) "That good for nothin' Louie![6] He betta sleep with one eye open!"
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Rock just realized he has no chance to win, but chose to keep fighting, hoping he could take at least one of them out. He fired a music blast at Samey, but much to both their shock, Lorenzo shoved her out of the way, taking the blast and getting flung into a building, which collapsed on him. After recovering from the shock that a boy would willingly sacrifice himself for her, since Amy was the one who got all the boys back home, Samey wrapped Rock in a forest of vines, smothering him to death.
"Looks like we're done here, let's go," Jasmine as she turned into a pterodactyl. Samey turned to face her friend.
"Jasmine, what does mean if a boy will sacrifice himself for you?" Samey asked her surrogate older sister, who smiled.
"Talking from experience, it means they really like you," Jasmine said as Samey sat on her. The aussie flew into the sky, not noticing a blush from Samey.
Heroes- Mary, Geoff, Bridgette
"Data girl, Ice Cool and Surfer Girl entering the game"
"Whoa, you look hot!" Geoff said to his girlfriend, who blushed. Bridgette was dressed in a mermaid outfit with a rash guard over it. She quickly summoned a flying surfboard.
"Geoff, look!" Bridgette said happily. Geoff grinned at his girlfriend before looking down at herself. He was dressed in a blue jumpsuit with a glacier design. He shot his hands out, freezing a nearby fire hydrant. Geoff then made an ice trail to join Bridgette. Mary just rolled her eyes and eyed herself down. She was dressed in a computer chip style jumpsuit. Groaning, she turned into data and jumped into a nearby wire.
Villains- Scott, Courtney, Max, Scarlett
Shark Man, Lady Loudmouth, Baby Baddie and Brainzilla entering the game"
The four villains spawned in the sewers.
"Baby Baddie?" Max cackled. "Sorry, Scarlett, but it looks like EVIL got the better name,"
"No, you're Baby Baddie, moron!" The disembodied voice shot back. Max looked at himself. He was shocked to find himself sitting in a rocket powered high chair with a bib wrapped around his neck.
"You think that's bad? I'm my mortal enemy!" Scott whimpered as he curled into a ball. The dirt farmer was still in his normal duds, but now had a grey skin, red eyes, a fin sticking out of the back of his head, a shark tail, and very sharp teeth.
"Get it together Scott!" Courtney ordered. She knew what her powers were, so she needed to keep quiet. She was dressed in a black and red suit with a yellow cape that a megaphone logo on it.
"Yes ma'am!" Scott said cheerfully as he jumped to his feet. Scarlett rolled her eyes and stared at her reflection in the sewage. Her brain was now sticking out of her head and that was it.
"Let get out of here, it smells too bad for EVIL!" Max whined as he tried to find a manhole. Scarlett, who was behind him, singed his hair with a laser blast, earning chuckles from Scott and Courtney.
"I see something!" Scott said as he pointed to a metal ladder.
"Nice work, Scott!" Courtney said to her boyfriend in a very flirty manner. Scott moved in for a kiss, but Courtney pushed him back. "I don't want my lip bitten off,"
"Sorry," Scott said as he started to climb the ladder. He forced off the manhole and climbed out, right in front of Harold, LeShawna, MacArthur and Owen. "Oh, boy,"
"Die, evil one!" Harold said as he charged Scott. Courtney, however, had climbed out and screamed at Harold, sending shockwaves across the ground. Scott was able to cover his ears in time, but Harold wasn't so lucky and found himself flying into a building, killing him. LeShawna saw this and wanted Courtney dead.
"Yo, cop gurl! Zap her!" LeShawna yelled to MacArthur as she fired a large blast of water at Courtney. The Type A girl was able to dodge both of the blasts, but Max wasn't so lucky and got zapped out of the game.
"Is he dead?" Scarlett said as Max stopped twitching. "Yes! I could hug you right now! But it would more fun to kill you[7]," With that she shot two laser blasts at Owen.
"Ow!" The loveable lug said as he got hit. Scott then rushed him and using his new fangs, ripped into him.
"This is getting boring! All heroes and villains report to the Chris-stadium now! And heroes, get your butts in gear! I have ten bucks on you!"
As soon as Chris said that, a large red grid formed and started moving toward the inside of the side. Being villains, Scott, Courtney and Scarlett shoved LeShawna and MacArthur into the grid, turning them into the data and killing them.
In another part of the city, Ezekiel's curiosity got the best of him and he jumped into the grid, killing him.
"Meh, no big lost," Alejandro said as he flew off.
In the arena, Brody, Kitty and Zoey arrived first, swiftly followed by Duncan and Gwen.
"We may be friends but I would really like to win," Duncan said as he started fighting Zoey. Zoey nodded and rushed him. Soon, every hero and villain was fighting, but no one had been killed yet, although most of the villains had turned their fire on DJ for being really annoying as he ran into the dugout.
"This is boring!" Izzy screamed as she ripped off the midriff of her outfit, revealing a button.
"Izzy, no!" Alejandro said as several people got ready fire on her.
"Good night, everyone! Thanks for coming out!" Izzy replied as she hit the button. A mushroom cloud was shown, followed by several corpses and a pile of ashes(There Izzy's).
"I guess I win!" DJ said as he stepped onto the field. "I told you, you don't need to fight to win!"
"Not so fast, big guy! You still one more villain to take care of!"
DJ looked around to find what Chris meant. Duncan's arms and one leg had been completely blown off and were slowly being dragged towards him, where they reconnected. DJ screamed, then fainted. Duncan took the chance to set him on fire, killing him.
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The challenge had ended and villains were declared the winners. Chris had also put them into these weird costume changers and was forcing them to wear the outfits for the rest of the day, most likely, so he could sell cheap knockoffs of the outfits. Duncan didn't fully mind, it fact, he loved it. Yet, after dinner, Duncan found himself doing "stress graffiti,". It was something he came up that helped from punching someone's face instead. He knew why he was stressed, but he couldn't face her.
"Hey,"
Duncan whipped around. Gwen stood about six feet away from him, still in her reaper outfit.
"Hey," Duncan said unsurely.
"Are you O.K? You're not really acting like yourself." Gwen asked nervously. Duncan groaned, a small tear rolled down his face.
"Other then the fact I would get out of jail, I only came back for you," Duncan said. Gwen didn't say anything, but she stood in silence. "I loved you so much. You treated me like a human, you never tried to change me, and you never kicked me in the kiwis," Gwen put one hand on his shoulder and used the other to wipe Duncan's tears away.
"I missed you too, but I need to know one thing; why did you go nuts over Courtney?" Gwen questioned.
Duncan chuckled a little. "I wanted to see if she was really over me. I got a little curious,"
"So you thought you should mess with her? I get a little curious about Trent, but not to the point of messing with him," Gwen scoffed.
"True, but I also wanted her to stop treating you like /censored/" Duncan responded. Gwen smiled.
"Well, I've been thinking it over and I think you've paid your dues," Gwen said. Duncan grinned.
"So, think you're ready to take this jailbird stud back," Duncan teased.
"Only if you think you're ready to take this pasty jerk back," Gwen shot back. Duncan playfully tackled her to the ground and the two kissed. Gwen, in particular, felt the firework she had longed for, for a year.
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The scene is now the heroes elimination time. Everyone has marshmallows except for DJ and Brick.
"Brick, you are on the chopping block for being the first hero killed today!" Chris told him, causing Brick to hang his head. "DJ, you are on the chopping block for being the last heroes kill but could have won the challenge," DJ just shrugged.
"And the person going home is…"
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"DJ!" Chris declared as he tossed the last marshmallow to Brick. DJ slumped over and walked to the boat.
"What will happen next time? Find out on the next episode of Total! Drama! Revenge of Pahkitew Island!" Chris closed out the episode.
I'm not doing the votes anymore, it was to annoying!
Reason for elimination-
Here was the first person I sent home I liked, DJ. I had trouble coming up with anything for him, so alas he is done for.
[1]-This is a shout out to Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. Shame that show had to end on such a sucky finale.
[2]- This is from Total Drama Battlegrounds as the creator made the VR machines in that fic too.
[3]- Here's one for Total Drama Unfinished Business, this was the name Gwen had in that superhero challenge as well.
[4]- More like a call back but this was LeShawna's alter ego in the season two episode Super hero-ld
[5]- Canadian version of Captain America
[6]- No, this wasn't a screw up but Anne Maria an moron, so why not?
[7]- This is a shout out to Wreck it Ralph, where King Candy/Turbo says almost the exact same lines when he confronts Ralph.
As a final note, I will be duel working on another for a show called Codename:Kids Next Door, so updates will be a lot less often. Plus, I have been getting writer's block a lot, but as soon as I come up with an episode, I will get it out as soon as I can. Thank you and check out the new fic as well. Don't look at anything else I wrote, I only keep it as old shame. Also I am insanely sorry about the code screw up. Because you guys pulled through, I may post a hint as to a big twist for the next episode soon!