Mello
Mello walked over to see L and Near stuck to a pole, and Light looking quite satisfied with himself.
'What are you doing?' He asked. Light looked over.
'Well, you see, this pole is actually chocolate.'
'Really?'
'Why would L lick a random pole, unless it was chocolate?' The two stuck to the pole made weird sounds, but they were not comprehensible to Mello. So, he joined the others, and found out really quickly that this pole wasn't chocolate!