Crossover Crisis 2: Call of Foxtrot

by Garfield fan 1

This is a spin-off of my other fic, Jon's Crossover Crisis, based on chapters 6 & 7, in which Paige commands a faux-military unit in order to take down Jason. This isn't a very good fic, though. Not unless you reeeeeally like the idea of FoxTrot and Peanuts characters forming armies.

4. One Paintball, One Injury

Author Note: Text without a speaker is spoken by the character in the first paragraph that is in the format of the one below.

"One Paintball, One Injury"
February 16, 2014
2ndSgt. "Festival" Woodstock
12:30:59.99999

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Sgt. Snoopy: You are green.

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Sgt. Snoopy: Good snipe. You paintballed Steel right in the belly button.

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SSgt. Brown: Woodstock, Harriet, you go and find a way to nail Nerdboy with a paintball from afar. Snoopy will take the others to become spies. I'll cover you...

Cpl. Conrad: |||?

Sgt. Snoopy: No, Conrad. We'll sign up to be amongst them.

Cpl. Conrad: !

SSgt. Brown: Marcus' coming! Go! HEY, Marcus, me, Snoopy, Bill and Oliver wish to join your merry band.
Lt. Jones: What about Woodstock?
SSgt. Brown: He quit the whole thing.
Cpl. Bill: |||| ! |||| ? |||| ! %$#&?! |||||!? |||!
Cpl. Oliver: |!

Lt. Jones: Let's show you around, after I consult THE ALMIGHTY Jasotron. JASON!

Cpt. Jason: YEAH?

Lt. Jones: GOT FIVE NEWBIES FOR YA!

Cpt. Fox: Turn on the fake conference and let's talk.

Pvt. Harriet: ||!

||||! |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| (Translation: Oh no! It was just a video! Abort mission! Abort mission!)

SSgt. Brown: Naah! Our cover's blown! We're compromised! Abort mission!