AN: Holo my people! I bring you another chapter for Dishonored Kitsune! And because I kept forgetting: FIRST! I am the FIRST to write a crossover for Dishonored and Naruto! I think I will celebrate with a plate of waffles.
-Chapter 4-
Naruto concluded that for lack of a better word this plan was total BULLSHIT! No scratch that MEGA-BULSHIT! It would never work! What kind of idiot would actually think that the short clone of Rigbutter was a Leprechaun? What IS a Leprechaun? Naruto didn't know but it sounded short, and Irish. He didn't even know what Ireland is!
But still, the plan WAS working perfectly as he sat across from the Sandaime Hokage in the Raikage Office, who was looking at him with a critical eye. Finally he spoke.
"You must be Naruto. When Kushina was sent back missing her arm, telling stories of a boy wielding incredible power, I nearly killed her for insanity. However, it seems, her tale was correct."
"Yes. Oh, and tell the whore to stay away from me. I won't purposely miss twice."
After that, they just stared gauging each other's power. Naruto, being who he is, thought that the Hokage should have been more, young. Why would they let an old fossil like him be Hokage? Granted, Naruto was a bit biased against Konoha, but still? And what about his advisors, currently glaring at him. They were freakin dinosaurs! And one of them was crippled! For Kami's sake, he had one arm!
As his thoughts were going through his mind, the Sandaime was having his own. This child was strong enough to wound an Elite Shinobi of Konoha? What madness! But, as the Sandaime looked at the boy, he could tell he was holding back a great power. Was it the Kyuubi? No, Danzo was supposed to suppress that. Was it a powerful weapon? Most likely, but the Sandaime didn't see those black box like things that hurt Kushina that the woman described. So what was it?
Danzo was thinking that he must get the boy for his ROOT program. If he could take the boys power and copy it, then his shin obi would be unstoppable! He just needed to get the boy alone to work his-stolen-sharingan magic. Then he could potentially have the greatest weapon in the elemental nations! However, before this thought process could continue, the Raikage walked in.
"Greeting, Hokage-Sama. Advisors." A greeted.
"Ah, Raikage-sama, we were just having a conversation with this, delightful, young man. He was just telling me how you finally submitted to Konoha's ever so gracious demands." The Sandaime said, with a victorious smirk. Finally noticing the man behind the Raikage, Sarutobi asked," And who are you?"
Grinning in response, Rigbutter said," I am the supreme lord of all perverts, the master of a thousand skills, man of extraordinary caliber. I make the ladies swoon, the woman's knees shake, and the owner of all 4,504 Icha Icha Paradise volumes! I am Rigbutter the Nox!"
Everyone thought,' What's a Nox?'
"You may be wondering what a Nox is. A Nox cannot be defined in your, unimaginative, minds. Bugt it is and always will be. It cannot be killed, and it is what gave me all of my skills." Rigbutter stated with pride.
Danzo thought,' I must get this buffoon to tell me where I can get this, Nox, of his, and incorrporate it into my ROOT.'
"Anyways, I am also Kumo's legendary beast hunter. And I just caught something more powerful than even a Bijuu." Rigbutter lied, seamlessly.
This caught the Konoha groups attention. What could Kumo have that was more powerful than a Bijuu?
"What it is, is a short man who can make gold out of anything. He is called a Leprechaun. A magical beast. Their magic is so potent, that one wrong move and, POOF, you're a mouse, or other foul manner of beasties. I caught it, Raikage-sama, in the plains of the land of grass. Surprisingly, it was easy. Normally they are tricky bastards to catch, but catch one I did." Rigbutter lied again.
Now the Konoha group was EALLY interested. If they could somehow get it, then they would be unstoppable. That's when the Sandaime got an idea.
"Raikage-sama, if you don't want this 'Leprechaun', then Konoha would be more than willing to take it instead of a Jinchuriki." Inside A smirked, while outwardly, he frowned as the Sandaime continued." Further more if we were able to let this boy keep his mother. This trade, will of course, cement our Neutral states, and leave everyone happy."
Taking some time to think about it, like the plan required, the Raikage let out a sigh. "Very well. You may have the thing. Rigbutter will show you to it."
Leaving the office with the Sandaime and his advisors, Rigbutter smirked." Alight you old bastards and the one bitch, you need to know that you can't look in the box till you get to Konoha or it will disappear."
Nodding at the instructions, Sarutobi picked up the large, black, box that contained the Leprechaun. Smirking, he bade Rigbutter farewell.
Rigbutter watched them leave, before doubling over in laughter." Those pathetic bastards! They really fell for it! Oh well, time to go get me some waffles. (AN: RIGBUTTER YOU BASTARD!) aND MAYBE, Yugito will join me!" Ignoring the kille intent leaking from the open window of the Raikage Office, Rigbutter walked away with his hands in his pockets, whistling a jaunty tune.
-Road out of Lightning Country-
The Sandaime was furious! His advisor, Homua, looked in the box, now the Lepechaun was gone! Missing! Konoha's greatest chance of glory, disappeared, POOF, gone! Growling, Sarutobi knew that he would find a way to get that brat, Naruto, to become Konoha's weapon, not Kuno's.
'I swear, on all of the Hokages, that I will get a Jinchuriki, and when I do , Kumogakure will be the first to fall.'
-Kumo training ground-
Naruto was currently learning his first ability from Rigbutter.
"Now, Naruto, the power that The Outsider has given you is nothing to play with. So the first one we will work with is one called Blink. With it, you can teleport a shot distance away. It is great for when you need to travel a short distance fast. Now focus chakra to the seal on your right hand, and then focus where you want to go."
Doing as instructed, Naruto focused chakra to his hand and, in a blink (AN:HA!) he was twenty feet away. Grinning, Naruto said," Now this is fun!"
Smirking, Rigbutter nodded." Yes, now we just need to work on another ability, its called Rat Storm. What it does is call forth special rats that can strip a person to bone in minutes. To use it you just need to think of Rat Storm and focus on where they need to appear."
Again doing as instructed, Naruto thought Rat Storm, and the area he was focusing on was quickly swarmed with black, inky rats.
This was going to be fun.
AN: And I'll stop it here. I should have updated sooner, but my workplace, a crappy ALCO, was subjected to a gang shootout. Because of this, not only do I have to give statements, but get a fucking piece of metal out of my leg! And I don't get any waffles! Wanna know why? My fucking brother! Please send me your pity, and/or waffles throught the Reviews. Thank you.