Summary: some people are too shy to admit their love to their crushes this is a Fluff Fic from their point of view.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto because if I did TSUNADE DON'T DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Warnings: extreme fluff, mild language, secondary character lime, character death.
Pairings: NaruSaku, KibaHina, NejTen, ShikaTem.
Koala929: This is for all subscribers to my Debut fanfic: Love Is a Battlefield: Winter-Rae, The Goddess of Fanfiction. Check her stories out. Human Torch, the funniest man ever, and SomeRandomThing thank you for randomly choosing my story.
Bold= yelling
Italics= thoughts or dream or flashbacks
Temari's Confession: I don't love him
"Temari it's time to wake up. Your party is in five hours!" The maid waited for the blonde female to awaken.
The girl groaned and looked at the clock, "1:00". She scurried out of the bed and began to dress.
"My life is over in twenty-four hours," Temari threw on her dress and headed downstairs.
She arrived at the lunch table, where the cook was making Kankuro something to eat.
"Hey sis! What's up?" He took the sandwich the cook made and bit into it.
"Shut up, dip!" Temari ate the biscuit, miserably.
"Hey, just because your getting married doesn't mean you can snap at me," Kankuro defended. "I didn't arrange this thing"
"I know, Gaara arranged this," She grumbled in hatred.
"Why don't you ask Gaara to cancel it?" Kankuro asked, hoping it would give Temari the idea.
"You puppet," Temari groaned, "It's too late to cancel the wedding. I'm getting married to a disgusting slob. And there are presents to give back"
"Presents?"
"Like this toaster," Temari pulled a toaster out of nowhere.
"Mine," Kankuro seemed to be allured by the contraption.
"Kankuro," Temari slugged a right hook, knocking him out of his chair.
"Are you even listening," Temari picked up a knife and began to go in for the kill.
Gaara appeared out of air, on the banister, "What's going on?"
"Bridezilla's trying to kill me," Kankuro hid behind Gaara.
"Temari," Gaara looked contrite, "you have to do this for the village."
"No," She shrieked, and then cried.
"I'm sorry," Gaara began to trudge up the stairs, "Kankuro come."
Temari took out a phone began to call someone.
The person finally picked up, "You got Tenten."
Temari cried, "Tenten you need to get over here"
"Hi Temari! Up before three! I'm proud of you," Tenten joked. Everyone around Tenten began to laugh.
"Tenten I'm not in the mood to be joking right now, you get over here right now or I'll," Temari's pitch got higher and higher until an unintelligible shriek shattered a local business' windows.
Aiko, a blonde kunoichi, turned to the shattered window. Using her ice abilities she made new replacement windows.
"Sorry," Tenten yelled through the windows.
"What was that about?" Ino asked.
"Temari needs our help," Tenten informed.
The drive of girls ran out of the village.
"Now Tenten! Now Aiko! Now, Ino and Sakura! On, Hinata! On, unnamed OC who's will never be seen again!" Jiraiya cheered through the bushes. "On Tsunade and Shizune," who were near him. (1)
"Pervert!" Tsunade threw a punch at Jiraiya knocking him into a lake.
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Temari laid on the couch, 3: 00, two more hours, I'm done.
The door began to budge, "Who's there."
The door busted open with people. Tenten, Ino, Sakura, Hinata, and Aiko (and of course the unnamed OC)
"Temari, we're here!" They circled around Temari.
"I'm getting married," Temari cried.
"That's why there's a party before marriage," Tenten replied "Duh!"
Aiko smacked the doubled-bun girl.
"Temari, listen it's only marriage. You can have something on the side," Ino explained. Horrified looks were thrown at Ino. Who then got up, and went to the courtyard to place the flowers for the party.
"Yes, well let's set up." All the girls began to put up decorations while talking about there dates. Neji and Tenten are still going strong. Ino is going out with Choji (2.) Sakura is going to be with Naruto. Hinata and Kiba were going out. Finally Aiko admitted to having a boyfriend:
"So Aiko, who are going to be with," Temari asked.
Without a beat she replied, "Shino."
The girls began to clap and cheer. Then they chanted Aiko's name.
Kankuro, who was taking a nap, heard this noise. He woke up, and floated to the window.
"What the fuck is going on?" The Suna boy asked sharply.
"Aiko seduced Shino," Temari screamed. Aiko's face sunk in embarrassment.
"Thatta girl Aiko," Kankuro clapped, "Puppets, go and set up."
With the help of the puppets, the girls finished in a matter of minutes.
Tenten's phone began to rung, "You got Tenten,"
"Hello, my wonderful lady," Neji whispered
"Oh, Hi Neji," Tenten giggled
"Listen, us: Myself, Naruto, Kiba, Choji, Shikamaru, and for some reason Shino are going to party right now." Neji explained.
"Why is Shika going?" Tenten asked.
"DD," Neji responded
"Oh, bye-bye Neji," Tenten hung up.
"Tenten, can I get your number? I got a new phone." Aiko asked.
"309-1010," Tenten announced.
"Wow, that's kind of vain," Temari pointed out.
"Shut up," Tenten was about to throw a punch, when the doorbell rang.
"Coming," Temari ran to the door, she opened the door up and Neji was standing there with a grin, "How pleasant," Temari said with viscous sarcasm.
"Don't hate the hot ones," Neji retorted.
"I'm not, I'm hating you," Temari snapped.
The rest of his party followed. All of them went to their girlfriends, except for Shikamaru.
Temari tried to speak up to him, but the other guests began to arrive. She was caught in a greeting chain for nearly half of an hour.
She went to the courtyard and looked around. She saw couples, happy ones: Neji carrying Tenten into the bedrooms, Hinata and Kiba just sitting, hugging, and talking, Sakura and Naruto are dancing, Ino scolding Choji for eating to much, and Aiko and Shino just talking near the refreshment table and having fun. Temari sighed; I wish I could be one of those couples.
Shikamaru approached her, "Having a good time at you party."
Temari looked at Shikamaru "No," she then glanced down and tears began to form.
"What's wrong?"
"I'm getting married to a slob"
"You chose him."
"It was arranged!" Temari grew angry out of hatred.
"Sorry," Shikamaru leaned closer and kissed her gently. Temari leaped to his arms, and then jumped back.
"I can't be with you what if someone sees," Temari observed.
"Well then, were just going to have to go to a quieter place," Shikamaru did one of those sly smiles.
Temari took Shikamaru by the hand and rushed to a guest room. Once there they locked the door. Shikamaru took off his shirt, and threw Temari down into the bed. Shikamaru kissed Temari with full tongue, and Temari removed her top. For the next four hours bliss ran amok in the room (3). The screams of passion were blocked by biting on pillows. Eventually they turned their play to rest and slept. ______________________________________________________________________________
Temari turned around, "Hello, good time last night," only to find that Shikamaru had fled.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," The coarse voice can be heard within the village.
One of her maids ran to her, "What happened!"
Temari explained last night's actions.
"Oh, dear," The maid paused, "Maybe Shikamaru is doing something for you."
"Like what?" Temari asked.
"Master Tyron, maybe you can rest," The bodyguard panted.
"No, Fluffy. I'm getting married to the goddess of wind," He thought he saw something but then realized that his eyes must be playing tricks on him. He was a stocky man, a really flabby stomach. He had a full beard, and reeked of onions.
"My name is Will"
"Stop," Shikamaru appeared out of the bushes, "I'm challenging you for Temari's hand in marriage."
"She's my wife," Tyron screamed, "Truffles get him."
"The name is Will!" Will launched towards Shikamaru, "Bullet Slam."
The fast stocky man drilled towards him, Shikamaru jumped upwards, dodging the attack by inches. Will, slammed into a tree rendering him unconscious.
"How anti-climatic," Shikamaru noted.
"Oh-no. Sugar, your dead" Tyron shook Will's body.
I'm just pretending to be dead, rather then spend one second with the bride over here.
"Shadow Possession Jutsu," he froze Tyron in his tracks. Shikamaru walked farther left into his trap.
"Explode," a blast of passion, destroyed Tyron.
"Hey, Will how would you like to make 500 Ryo," Shikamaru asked.
Will got up and agreed, "Go to the mansion, tell them that Tyron died, and don't mention me."
"Hurry up, I have four funerals and a sermon to get to," The priest looked at his watch angrily/
"I'm sorry, I don't know where Tyron is," Gaara sat down.
"Murder! Murder!" A voice chanted outside the man ran to the priest.
"Tyron…he's dead," Gasp and cheers escaped from the crowd.
"Great five funerals," the priest moaned, he began to walk down the stairs.
"Wait," Shikamaru ran to the priest, "Can you wed another couple."
Gasps escaped from the crowd.
"Who?" The priest questioned.
"Temari and I," Shikamaru answered.
Gasps and swarms of gossip and cheers morphed the ceremony.
"Sure, I'm still getting paid," the priest walked backed up the altar.
I always promised that I would never get married to an overbearing woman. Well, now I have a better vow in my life. Shikamaru thought.
As he walked up the aisle two girls angrily stared at each other.
"Whore," one whispered.
"Bitch," the other one retorted.
Now before I go, I bet you're wondering what do the (#) mean. Well, there footnotes for the chapter.
(1), "Now Tenten! Now Aiko! Now, Ino and Sakura! On, Hinata! On, unnamed OC who's will never be seen again!" Jiraiya cheered through the bushes. "On Tsunade and Shizune," who were near him.
Remember that poem about Santa's Reindeer:
Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen!
Well, since its Xmas time and Santa bears a resemblance to Santa Clause. (They both have white hair and enter your house illegally.) I threw that in there.
(2) Ino is going out with Choji….
Who else can I pair her with? Zetsu? That's Akutsuki Fluff, Winter-Rae's story!
Temari took Shikamaru by the hand and rushed to a guest room. Once there they locked the door. Shikamaru took off his shirt, and threw Temari down into the bed. Shikamaru kissed Temari with full tongue, and Temari removed her top. For the next four hours bliss ran amok in the room.
I did say that this had lime. Secondary Character Lime. So this is the biggest action that you'll see. Maybe there might be lime in the final chapter, but that's very unlikely. This is Fluff not PWP
Till next time,
Koala929