At least SOMEBODY (nadia the demented one) gave me a suggestion for a future song-fic, and yes, I will have a rapping Edward in the meadow next. And there will be NO Jonas Brothers!!! So it is written, and so it will be done.

I'm so happy with all of these reviews I'm getting! So, thanks to all of you, this chapter is for my loyal reviewers. You know who you are. This is to Everytime We Touch by Cascada. This song is taken literally, and I mean LITERALLY!!

I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.

"Bella? Bella can you here me? Are you there? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee."

Bella Swan had no idea what was going on. The only thing she did know was that she was asleep and that Edward was strangely asking her if she was in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. That was on the other side of the country, sort of.

Another strange thing was that she felt ticklish feelings all over her body. She couldn't hold it in anymore, so the roar of laughter came out like a flood. You know; that kind of flood that wipes out everything. Think Noah big.

Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why.
Without you it's hard to survive.


She shot out of bed like a canon in the middle of the Civil War, still laughing like an idiot. Edward was sitting next to her, trying to hold a straight face as Bella slowly gained her bearings.

"Sorry about that. You were yelling something about tickle fights in Milwaukee and I just had to wake you up, by tickle."

Bella gave him a cold glare. "That wasn't very kind of you."

They stared at each other for a mille-moment before Edward said, "I can see that you are angry with me, so I'll leave." And with that, he disappeared in flash of smoke. Bella snorted and mumbled 'show-off' before it happened.

Right after he left, she collapsed on the floor, blood running out of her hair, fingernails growing really fast, that kind of stuff. Edward came screaming back into the room in a blur. He was about to go crazy by what was going on, but then Bella stood up, fine and dandy.

"What the…?"

Bella smiled that knowing smile and said, "Silly Edward. Didn't you know? I start dieing when you get more than a mile away from me."

Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.

Edward wrapped his arms around her and mumbled, "You scared the bejeezes out of me Bella! I can only imagine what happened when I left."

"Its-okay. I-feel-fine-now!" Bella suddenly was super-hyper and bouncy for no reason, but whatever. "Kiss me, I'm Irish!!"

Edward shrugged and kissed her, but it was a mistake! Bella pulled apart after a few moments and ran out of the room, down the stairs and out the front door, with Edward right behind her of course. She then started flapping her arms, shouting "Poop!" and "Damn!" and "Stupid!" among other things.

Edward caught up to her and started shaking her. "Bella, snap out of it! What the heck are you doing?"

Bella stared at him blankly, and then burst into tears. "I don't know! I just feel all bipolar, or tripolar, or something. I hope it's over though."

Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

Edward sighed and hugged her, but just then, an electric current shot through them, causing their hair to stand up on their heads and small metal objects to go flying to them. They didn't notice this, because they started kissing. Bella started to raise her arms to wrap around Edward's neck, but her arms kept going up until she was holding her arms in a very strange way. It was a curious sight, what with Edward kissing Bella, who looked like she was making the 'touchdown' signal.

Edward pulled back and looked at Bella with a baffled expression. "Seriously Bella, what the heck is up today?"

"I don't know! I just want it to stop!"

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry.
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall.

Edward starting shushing her and hugged her, AGAIN. Bella hesitated for a moment, but when nothing happened, she leaned into him and cried. I guess you kind of gotta feel sorry for her. I mean, how many times to you start having emotional roller coaster rides and have silverware start flying at you? And I'm not talking about your time of the month ladies, unless if you are a magnet around then. I'm going to shut up now.

Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.

After a long moment, Bella finally got a hold of herself. She pulled away from Edward slowly and looked up at him. "Thank you. I just had to clear my head."

Edward smiled kindly. "Anything for the lady", he said with a bow and a grin.

Bella gave him a angry yet amused look. "Oh, you think you're so funny. Well how do you feel if I did this!"

Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

And with that, she touched his face with her finger.

The electric current shot through them again, but this time, Bella managed to stay her normal self. Edward wasn't so lucky.

"BELLA! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!" he screamed as his Volvo and Bella's truck chased him around the yard.

Aww!! OK, so this one wasn't as funny as the others, but come on! If you think this chapter was incredibly stupid, you are encouraged to flame me to death as much as you wish.

If you have any suggestions for stories, I would be happy to hear them, or rather, read them.

Here's some food for thought. Did you know that Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest?

Murray