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Shipwrecked

Chapter 4

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Large amethyst eyes drowsily opened adjusting to the morning sun. Yugi smiled as he slowly tilted his head upwards to gaze at the slumbering pharaoh beside him. There was nothing else to be said. Yami was gorgeous. Yugi gently nuzzled his face into Yami's tanned neck basking in the warmth of his other half. Yami stirred but his eyes remained shut with a small smile. He tightened his grip around Yugi drawing him closer to his body. Yugi squeaked thinking Yami was having a dream. Yami caught on to what Yugi was thinking and decided to play along. He quietly moaned Yugi's name and started grinding his hips against Yugi's. Yugi blushed a deep crimson and met Yami's now fully open eyes. Yami chuckled deep in his throat before capturing Yugi's lips in a kiss. Then Yami started to undo Yugi's shirt.

Meanwhile…..

Bakura let out a huge yawn. He was so tired to be blunt. But tiredness was no excuse to be lazy, (A/N: Isn't Bakura an inspiration to us all) so he set off for his usual morning stroll (on his crutches).

Deciding to go check up on his favourite enemy pharaoh Bakura slowly started walking to the direction where he had heard the shouts from the previous night. He vaguely saw a streak of tri-coloured hair and assuming it was where the pharaoh was dwelling he hid behind the nearest tree. If he was going to bother the pharaoh he was going to bother him in style. Using his expert tomb robber skills he carefully peeked out from behind the tree and gasped. There was the pharaoh and his light making love in the strongest/hardest way possible. You could hardly see Yugi beneath Yami's rapidly moving body. Bakura stood there mouth agape and his eyes popped out even more when he heard Yami begging his hikari for his release. Suddenly the two lovers let go two almighty screams at the exact same time. Then as if it couldn't become any worse the two started pashing lovingly. Yami moaned Yugi's name. Bakura resisted the urge to throw up (again).

Bakura ran as fast as his legs (leg) could carry him to their camping site in order to tell Ryou what he had just witnessed. He ran to where Ryou was sleeping and shook him awake.

"Ryou, Ryou, Wake up, Wake up, I've got something to tell you!" Bakura shouted and then he stopped… and stared… and started laughing. Ryou's hair looked like Joey's pet cat 'Squeaker' had attacked it.

The puzzled expression on Ryou's face intensified with each passing second.

After ten minutes (yes, ten minutes) Bakura's laughter subsided. Ryou's sweat dropped.

"Bakura, can I ask you a question?" Ryou asked.

"Shoot."

"Why were you laughing at me? Did I just make an idiot of myself somehow?"

Bakura smirked.

"Don't worry about it. Anyway, I've got something really, really funny to tell you, and it's not about your hair."

Ryou looked puzzled for a moment but then his mouth formed an 'O' shape and he furiously began to tame his hair.

Bakura continued "I caught the pharaoh and his hikari doing hmm, hmm, hmm, la, di, da, di, da."

Ryou's eyes, if possible, went even larger. He could never have imagined that his best friend was sexually active. I mean this was YUGI we were talking about AND he had a broken arm!

'But' Ryou thought 'I wouldn't mind if it was me and Bakura. He IS pretty hot and I'm sure he wouldn't mind…' 'Stop' Ryou scolded himself.

"No" Bakura said aloud "Don't stop."

Ryou spun around and immediately closed his side of the mind link which unfortunately for him, had been wide open only moments before. Bakura smirked.

"Never knew you felt that way about me hun" Bakura stated, slowly making his way closer to Ryou.

"And I'll tell you something I bet you didn't know…" Bakura bent down and captured Ryou's lips in a kiss.

"I love you too."

Ryou looked at Bakura in amazement and then shrieked.

"Oh Bakura! I love you so much it hurts!"

Bakura smiled lovingly at his little light.

"So do I."

Bakura and Ryou arrived at the beach at the exact same time as Yugi and Yami. It had been a day since they had hooked up and they hadn't seen Yugi or Yami at all. Ryou had mended his Yami's leg with a little bit of shadow magic and now Bakura was back to his devilish self. What did they eat? Well, let's just say they were extremely grateful that God had made fish.

Ryou took notice of his best friend's arm which looked mended. No doubt the work of Yami.

Yugi took one look at the white haired hair and ran to them squealing "It took you long enough! I thought you would NEVER get together. I mean it was so OBVIOUS."

Yami coughed. "Umm…Yugi." But Yugi paid his other half no heed.

"The LOOKS you two were giving each other. The way Bakura always looked at Ryou's ass."

Yami coughed a little louder. "Umm… Yugi… I think you should stop now" Yami offered as he glanced at the enraged, slowly advancing Bakura.

"AND that Ryou always blanked out and blushed every time Bakura spoke to him and his eyes would go all glassy and…"

"YUGI" Yami screamed pushing Yugi out of the way of the pouncing Bakura. Bakura stopped and looked at the spot where Yugi had previously occupied. Then he stared down at Yugi and smirked.

"I would hate to put a dagger through you little neck and stop your precious Yami from screwing you, so if you wouldn't mind stopping…." Bakura let the pause linger to emphasize his point.

Yugi looked at Bakura in utter shock.

"What do you mean screwing?" Yugi asked.

"Oh stop with the crap, I heard you at night when I couldn't get to sleep and I've even seen you two at it with my own eyes."

Yami gasped "What?"

Ryou put his hand on Bakura's shoulder to silence him but it didn't work.

Bakura continued "I walked in on you two, two mornings ago. I can remember every word clearly. You pharaoh, begging your hikari." Bakura changed the pitch of his voice to become high and squeaky. "Oh, PLEASE YUGI. I think it's time." His voice returned to normal.

"To tell you the truth, it sounded like you were having a baby pharaoh."

Bakura turned to Yugi questioningly. "He wasn't …was he?"

Yugi blushed a deep crimson." N…No…" Yugi stuttered "Males can't have babies Bakura," he explained. Bakura smirked at him. "Be careful Yugi. With the Pharaoh, you never know…" Ryou chose this moment to intervene, glancing at the extremely pissed off Yami. "Guys" he started "We need to figure a way off of this island. I read in a book once that you can make big messages out of seashells and aeroplanes and stuff will see them and rescue stranded people!"

Bakura looked at him blankly.

"Like us…" Ryou explained.

"What about 'help' as a message?" Yugi suggested. He had been unnaturally silent after the whole pregnant incident.

"Good idea" Ryou said trying to cheer up the dampened mood.

"Bakura you can work on the 'H', Yami on the 'E', I'll do the 'L' and Yugi you can do the 'P'" Ryou instructed.

They chose a sandy spot on the beach and began the word, each concentrating on their individual letter.

Not a moment after they had finished a plane flew overhead. They vaguely saw the pilot look down and then continue his journey flying until he was only a speck in the distance. Everyone stood in silence and then Yugi asked the question on everybody's minds.

"What happened?"

Ryou looked at the message. "I don't understand" he started. "It always works in the books and …" Ryou was interrupted by Yami.

"What's a kelp?" Yami asked curiously.

"It's a type of seaweed, why?" Yugi replied.

"Why do we want the plane to look at a type of seaweed?" Yami questioned.

Everyone turned to the message. Bakura's 'H' looked like a 'K'.

"Umm, Bakura" Ryou said timidly. "I think that you might have…" Yami interrupted Ryou again.

"You wrote KELP you stupid bastard and now the only plane we might ever see flying above this ra forsaken island just passed by thanks to YOU!!!" Yami accused loudly.

"No I didn't. It says HELP!" Bakura protested.

"Does not" Yami argued. "It says kelp."

"HELP" Bakura shouted.

"KELP" Yami responded.

"Does not."

"Does too."

"Does not."

"Does too."

"Na ah."

"Ah ha."

"HELP."

"KELP."

"What do you think Ryou?" Bakura asked turning to the teen next to him.

"Umm…"

"What about you?" Yami cut in.

"Well…umm…" Yugi stared nervously at Bakura.

"You made my hikari scared of you" Yami accused angrily.

"It's not my fault he's a wimp" Bakura rebutted.

"You take that back!" "You take that back!" Yami roared angrily.

"No, I don't think I will" Bakura replied smirking.

At that moment Yami pounced on Bakura and the two started rolling around on the ground each throwing punches at the other. Unfortunately they didn't watch where they were rolling and they hit a coconut tree. The coconuts fell on top of the two arguing boys and knocked them both out cold instantly. Ryou and Yugi looked at their respective darker halves and sighed.

"Yamis" they muttered as they each dragged their others to their separate camp sites.

A/N: Well what do you think?

This is my longest chapter yet!!

Plz review