Thunderclan's party, part 4, final chapter… probably
"Hurry up Firestar, I need to show you what I bought!" Graystripe yowled as he got up
and ran across camp. "Okay, I'm coming, slow down Graystripe!" Firestar yowled back.
When they had reached the pile of supplies bought at Wal-mart, Graystripe started
digging through the stuff then pulled out the 'My Little Pony' bra he got himself and
said: "Check this out Firestar! Ain't it da' bomb?" Firestar replied with: " Um,
Graystripe, aren't you the wrong gender and species for that?" Firestar was starting to get
creeped out. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Graystripe screamed at the top
of his lungs. " ITS A FREAKIN EAR PROTECTOR!" Then he silently said to Firestar,
"You didn't think I was, y'know gay or anything, did you? Because if you do, please tell
me." "Um, no... of course not… You? Gay? NEVER?..." "Oh, good. Because if you did-
…" Graystripe mewed and stepped closer to his friend. Gee, I sure am glad that you
never use sarcasm on me Firestar, you're a real friend." After he said this, he stared
stupidly at a tree then started to giggle at it for some strange reason. "You silly thang!"
He suddenly yelled at it then went to set up the party stuff.
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The party was eventually started and all the clan cats were having a great time. Birchkit
attempted to be the DJ, but was eventually replaced with Bluestar who magically came
back to life. Everyone was enjoying themselves when they heard a tree snapping in half
where Tigerstar fell out. "Ouchie, me got a boo boo! Wahhhh!" Tigerstar cried.
"SHADDAP YA BIG STUPID IDIOTIC RETARDEDLY, RETARDED, RETARD!"
Screamed Birchkit. "I HOPE YOU FREAKING DIE AGAIN AND BURN IN FIERY
BLOODY HE-" He screamed before Ferncloud pulled him into the nursery and stuffed
his mouth full of moss. This was soon followed by the muffled voice of Birchkit and a
thud. Ferncloud walked out of the nursery as all the clan cats stared at her. "Um, Birchkit
just went for a little nap." She said, and was suddenly pulled into the nursery by her leg,
followed by a muffled scream.
The cats simply stared at the spot where Ferncloud had previously been then went back to
partying. Graystripe started making rude faces at Tigerstar and stuck his butt right in
the dead leader's face. Tigerstar growled at Graystripe, "FOR THAT I SHALL SHRED
YOUR EARS!" As Tigerstar leaped at Graystripe, he put on his 'Ear protectors.' Try as
he might, Tigerstar couldn't damage Graystripe's ears. Tigerstar just whimpered.
"Pweese could I just come to the party?" Firestar yowled, "No you idiot, you are too
much of a loser, go back to yo mama!" Tigerstar growled "Fine, I'll just party with MJ.
HE appreciates me." As if on cue Michael Jackson jumped out of the bushes, then he and
Tigerstar moonwalked into the forest together. Birchkit poked his head out of the nursery
and screamed after them "Yea, you better run!", But when MJ turned his head towards
him, Birchkit Squealed and ran into the nursery whimpering, "The ugliness, the pale,
white ugliness!"
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Graystripe was called the hero of the party and was allowed to eat most of the food.
When he was done, a news cast came and asked how he defeated Tigerstar, and he just
said, "Some people appear bright until you hear them speak because light travels faster
than sound." And with that, Thunderclan's annual party was over!
Thank y'all for reading, this concludes Thunderclan's party. I know it sucks… I'm pretty bad at writing, but heck, my friends asked if I would re-write it, so I did. PLEASE REVIEW! Thanks!