-Jeopardy theme music is playing-

Ed: "…And welcome back to FMA jeopardy. Before we begin the double jeopardy round, I would like to ask our contestants to please refrain from insulting other ethinicities. Now, let's' take a look at the scores. Envy has set a new jeopardy record with an impressive -20,000 dollars."

Envy Oh, you think you're so great, don't you, Elric? You're smaller than a japanese guy's dick!"

Ed: "What did I just say about insulting ethnicities? Moving on, my brother, Alphonse, has -17,000 dollars.

Al: "Hi, nii-san!"

Ed: "Yes, hello.And finally, back again is Roy Mustang, with 14 dollars. Roy has apparently changed his name to Terd Ferguson. "

Roy: "What, it's a funny name."

Ed: "Yes. Now, without further adieu, let's take a look at the board."-Turns to board-"The categories are-potent potables, sharp things, movies that start with the word "Jaws", a petit dejeuner- that ones about French phrases, so we'll skip that…"

Roy: "I know a little french-You're an assface, pardon my french."

Ed: " Who cares, mr. Mustang."

Roy: "Eh-herm."

Ed: "My mistake, Mr. Ferguson. Moving on-animal sounds, condements, and finally, your ass or a hole in the ground. Envy, unfortunatly, the board is yours."

Envy:" I'll take condoms for 800."

Ed: "That's "condiments". Okay-What condiment is made from mustard seeds?"

Al:-buzzes in-" Is it relish?"

Ed: "No."

Roy:-buzzes in-" Is it ketchup?"

Ed: "No."-timer beeps-"And the correct answer was mustard. Mustard is made from mustard seeds. I hate my job. Envy, it's still your board."

Envy: "Give me that ape tit thing for 200."

Ed: "It's not "ape tit", and I'm not even using that as a category. So we'll go for "animal sounds" for 200 instead. The question-This is the sound a doggy makes. Many of our long-time viewers may remember this as the question my wife Winry asked herself. She couldn't answer it. Let's hope you do better"

Envy:-buzzes in-"Moo."

Ed: That's incorrect, Envy."

Envy:" Well that's the sound your mother made last night."-he laughs.

Ed: "That's not funny."

Roy:-buzzes in-
who is Scooby Doo?"

Ed: That's not right, either."

Roy:" Funny dog, Scooby Doo."

Ed: "My God, you people are idiots. We would have accepted "bow wow", "woof", or "ruff"!

Envy:" Ah, rough. Just the way little Winry likes it."

Ed:" That's way out of line, you snake. I'll kill you after this show is done. You know what, let's just go to final jeopardy. The category is…Oh hell. The category is "write any number". Just write down a number. Maybe a 1, or a 2, maybe even a 3 or 4 thrown in there, I don't know."-Timer beeps-"And let's get this hell over with. Alphonse, you wrote a "3" and a "5". And you wagered…Texas. I'm speechless. Mr. Mustang…"

Roy: "Don't bother, I didn't write anything."

Ed: "It thought as much. And finally, Envy wrote "V". Well, Envy, V is a roman numeral, so despite your best effort you get credit for that. And you wagered… "Suck it, Elric." Just beautiful. That's all the time we have, folks, goodnight.