Hello sorry about the down time my computer was slammed in the butt by viruses. Any way enjoy, p.s the rest of the chapters will probably be only 300 words or more all the way up to a 1000. Review... thats what all the cool kids are doing.

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Crane look around walking into the bar to see a few really hammered people. Viper on the other hand had to slither in just to see a karaoke stand on the bar and a few really bad singers. After getting use to the surroundings they decided to take a set near on the stools. After ordering there drinks they had to set some ground rules for the night.

"Ok rule one no rape unless you use birth control" Crane said taking a sip from his martini.

"Rule two no one else can hit on use so if anyone hits on the other we have to kick ass" Viper said looking at her drink then looking back up at Crane"Ok rule three no raping me unless you use a condom" Viper said as she took a drink.

4-5 Drinks later:

Now by this time they are pretty drunk and very very tried, but something had Viper eyes it was the karaoke machine.

"Crane why don't you sing?, your good at it" Viper said as slithered over to the Machine.

"Next up, anyone!?" The bartender yelled as his walked up the karaoke stand

"If you sing I'll give you a snake job" Viper said hastily. Crane thought of It a bit.

"That sounds a little painfull" Crane said a little unsure of what it was.

"Oh no it feels good"Viper said

"I'll do it!" Crane yelled getting up from his seat.

40 seconds later

"Ok for the first song I will sing about a good friend of mine" Crane said as he graped the microphone

(Lifehouse-haging by a moment belongs to those who wrote the song)

Desperate for changing Starving for truth I'm closer to where I started Chasing after you I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held onto
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you

To Viper's supprise he was singing on key perfectly even thoug he was drunk and what not, and also she enjoyed it a good bit.


Forgetting all I'm lacking
Completely incomplete
I'll take your invitation
You take all of me now...

I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held onto
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing I know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
And I don't know what I'm diving into
Just hanging by a moment here with you

There's nothing else to lose
There's nothing else to find
There's nothing in the world
That can change my mind
There is nothing else
There is nothing else
There is nothing else

Desperate for changing
Starving for truth
I'm closer to where I started
Chasing after you...

I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held onto
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing I know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
And I don't know what I'm diving into
Just hanging by a moment here with you

Just hanging by a moment (here with you)
Hanging by a moment (here with you)
Hanging by a moment here with you

Crane finished walking down the ramp looking for viper they decided to go back to there apartment.


There we go next chap might be longer and Review if you want to keep you reproductive organ.