Final scene!
Dun dun da dun Dun dun da dun
Kori walks down the aisle to find her soon-to-be husband grinning madly right before her. Everyone is present; however Roy seems to be missing his Best Man again. Will the wedding ceremony go as planned? Or will Roy have another crazy fit?
Roy: Grr...where is he?! And what of my rings…oh well on the wedding! It took me long enough to look this handsome!
Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here to join together (scowling in a disgusted manner) this maaaan –
Roy: (Smiles widely and giggles) Teehee
Priest: Uh (clears throat) Well, shall we continue mister? And (abruptly smiles angelically with a cheerful tone) this wonderful woman in holy matrimony. (clears throat) Marriage is a good estate. Bring to it joy. Bring to it the joy of this hour. Bring to it the enjoyment of each other. It is fitting to speak briefly about love. We live in a world of joy and fear and search for meaning and strength in the seeming disorder. We discover the truest guideline to our quest when we realize love in all its magnitudes. Love is the eternal force of life. Love is the force that allows us to face fear and uncertainty with courage. Love is patient and kind; love is not jealous or boastful; it is not arrogant or rude.
Audience: (Yawns and groans)
Priest: Love does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrong, but rejoices in the right. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, and endures all things. Love never…
Kori: (nudges the Priest and whispers) Umm…Mr. Priest, may you please shorten your lengthy speech, I believe that our guests are experiencing the boredom.
Priest: (quietly mumbles to Alicia and winks) Thank you. (clears throat) If any of you have reasons to doubt of the lawfulness of the proposed marriage, PLEASE demand immediately!
Audience: (mumbles and murmurs)
Roy: (glares at the audience) You'd better not have any funny ideas or else
Priest: Well then! If no one demands –
Roy: Yes! Yes! Yes! I dooooooooo!
Priest: (sweat drops) Do you Koriand'r –
Luke: Just get on with it, Mr. Priest dude!
Priest: Take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband to love, honour and cherish in sickness and in health for the better and for the worse?
Kori: I…
Dick: (bursts through the doors) Object!
(Audience turns and gasps at the scene)
Roy: Dick! (clenches teeth) What the hell? You're late! And where are my rings?
Dick: Meh. I fed them to Silkie. You do not deserve her!
Roy: (crosses arms) What?! Oh! I now see what this is about! Why shan't I?
Dick: Because I love her, you pompous snob!
Roy: (eyes pop) Why you little – she is mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Prepare to battle Richie! En garde!
Kori: Stop! You are both acting like children! Let us all be friends and commence a new beginning. I wish to initiate a group hug!
(Crickets in the background)
Raven: Milady, this really isn't the time for this (deadpans)
Dick: No! Only Kori can tell us who she favours more? Choose Koriand'r! Choose wisely!
Roy: She don't need to! Everyone knows I'm the most handsome creature on the planet! (Batting eyelashes)
(Priest and Dick mock-pukes)
Kori: Then I shall! I shall follow to where my heart leads me. (Closes eyes and literally follows her heart)
(Kori bumps into the arms of a man and opens her eyes to find a grinning Roy, who leaps right in front of Dick, thus blocking his way, sneaky eh?)
Kori: Eek! Not you! (Shoves him away) I choose you, Richard! For you have been the keeper of my heart for all eternity!
Dick: (grins and envelopes her in a hug) And you are mine.
Roy: Hey I'm still here you know! And I will not accept! Guards get 'em!
Dick: (smirks) Let's run Star!
(Dick and Kori take their leave.)
Roy: Wait! NOOOOOOOOOOO! GUARDS! GET THEM! AND GET MY MOOOOOOOOMMM! I want my mommy!
Priest: (face palms and sweat drops) Oh my. Why did I sign up for this job?
Err...The End
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