Disclaimer I do not own Kim Possible.
"Grandma thank you again for letting me have this sleep over" said Kim.
"Your welcome dear but no hanky pankey that's why I sent Ed to Frank's don't make me send you over there to" said Grandma.
"OK grandma I understand" said Kim.
Ding dong! Ding dong!
Kim opened the door to revel Bonnie, Kat, Tara, Monique, Jen, Sam, China, Destiny, and Lauren.
"Wow did you guys meet at one place before coming?" asked Kim.
"Tara, Bonnie, Jen and I all did since we all came from practice" said Kat.
"Oh give me a break I had something important to do" said Kim.
"Oh really like what I know Bonnie is a world hero so what's you excuse?" asked Kat.
"My parents were in town today so I went to visit them" said Kim.
10 minutes later.
"OK let's play truth or dare" said Jen.
"Why would we do that we're teenagers practically adults " said Lauren.
"Yeah and your point is?" asked Kim.
"I go first, I go first" said Tara.
OK ok truth or dare?" asked Jen.
"Dare I want Dare" said Tara.
"I dare you you to drink the toilet from Ed's bathroom" said Jen.
OK let's go" said Tara.
"One problem Ed does not have a toilet" said Kim.
"Then where does he use the bathroom?" asked Tara.
"Follow me" said Kim.
Kim took them to the main bathroom apparently Kim and her grandmother had had a full bath in both their rooms so the main bath was all Ed's.
"There you go but if you do this I am so not kissing you for at least 2 weeks" said Kim.
"Hey what's the penalty for not doing a dare?" asked Kat.
"Don't worry I have that covered" said Kim.
Tara thought about it then stuck her head in the toilet drinking the water.
"Eeeh gross" said Destiny.
"So not kissing you" said Kim.
The girls went back to Kim's room.
"So Kim what is the penalty for not doing a dare?" asked Sam.
OH not much just this" said Kim.
Kim pulled out a 10 shot glasses and a bottle of vodka showing them off.
"How did you get that?" asked Monique.
"My uncle well one of them anyway" said Kim.
"This is not a good idea!" said Bonnie.
"Then accept the dares besides it's not like you have to save anyone tonight that chick Yori and Ron got it besides it's not like you have never had any alcohol before" said Kim.
"Did you ever invite Yori to the party?" asked China
"I did but I think she said no just so she and Ron can spend some time together" said Kim.
"What do you mean by it's not like I have never have a drink before?" asked Bonnie.
"I know you've met Senior Jr ,has he ever offered you a green colored drink that tasted like chocolate ice cream?" asked Kim.
"Yeah I think so why?" asked Bonnie."He calls it the brack brager it's Jamaican rum, tequila, gin, Russian vodka, margarita mix, white wine, cough syrup, fermented goats milk, blue berry's, mint paste, chocolate covered strawberry's I'm guessing you could not a remember a thing after could you?" asked Kim.
"Yeah but how do you know this?" asked Bonnie.
"I used to date him and he would make this drink all the time then we would see who could drink the most before passing out his was 2 and a half mine was just 2 that stuff is powerful" said Kim.
"Who the hell are you Kim Jr makes 3 super villeins who are Team Rockwellers enemy's that you have dated" said Bonnie.
"Yeah so my life now Tara who are you choosing?" asked Kim.
"I choose Bonnie truth or dare" said Tara.
"Dare" said Bonnie.
"I dare you to lie on Ed's bed for 30 minutes butt naked no bra, no panty's, no sock's, nothing but your bare body" said Tara.
"Bonnie got up removed her clothes then walked into Ed's room with the girls following her she looked the bed over seeing how nasty it was but she laid on it anyway. Monique kept time.
"5,4,3,2,1 and you are done" said Monique.
"Eeeeew! That was so nasty Kim can I use your shower?" asked Bonnie.
"Yeah go ahead" said Kim.
After Bonnie took a shower she chose Kim who choose truth the girls had hoped she would pick that one.
"Ok so how are you related to Ed?" asked Bonnie.
"He's my uncle" said Kim.
"Well now we just just have to hope you keep choosing truth" said Jen.
"I choose Destiny" said Kim.
"I choose dare of course" said Destiny
Kim handed her the vodka bottle.
"Drink all of this don't worry I have more I like a little before bed" said Kim.
"You know you have to be 21 to drink" said Bonnie.
"Not in Mexico" said Kim.
"So take the dare I drink the whole bottle don't take the dare I drink a shot" said Destiny talking out load.
Destiny grabbed the bottle chugging it.
"Dang Destiny control girl" said Monique laughing.
Kim looked the bottle over.
"Empty" said Kim.
Kim grabbed a bottle from under her bed.
"'Hiccup' I uh I chooose Monique mhmm" said Destiny buzzed.
"I choose truth" said Monique
"Do you have any piercings that we can't see like your 'hiccup' booobies or vagina hee hee?" asked Destiny.
Monique grabbed a shot drinking it.
"I'll find out 'hiccup' even if I have ha ha ha out a funny word!" laughed Destiny.
"Well she fortified Destiny gets to choose again" said Kat.
"Well I 'smurp' I 'hiccup' choose Bonnie" said Destiny.
"I choose dare" said Bonnie.
"I dare you to hee hee to 'hiccup' kiss my butt" said Destiny.
Bonnie thought about this for a few minutes she did not want to drink but she didn't want to kiss anyone's butt but she really did not want to drink so she decided to kiss butt. Destiny pulled off her pants and under where then got on all fours.
"Both cheeks!" said Destiny in a drunk sing song voice.
Bonnie planted a kiss on both cheeks.
"OK I choose Jen" said Bonnie
"Truth" said Jen.
"Have you ever cheated on any of your boyfriends?" asked Bonnie.
"I cheated on Tim 3 times Ok I choose Kim" said Jen.
"Truth" said Kim.
"Who are your parents?" asked Jen.
"Which one's?" asked Kim.
Everyone not drunk looked at her.
"I'm adopted that's how grandma and Ed are related to me" said Kim.
"OK your adopted parent's" said Bonnie.
"Drew Libskey and Sherry Go" said Kim.
"Your parents are Drakken and Shego!" shouted Bonnie.
"Yeah your main villeins got a problem or do you want to get back to the party?" asked Kim.