Binas: I am back with Part II! And I hope you all had a safe Thanksgiving! I bet your turkeys were great. The turkey mom made was weird. The skin melted and stuck itself to the bacon that was being cooked with it! o.O I guess I had some weird variation of turkey bacon cause the bacon was just bacon before the cooking. Who knew turkey skin can melt off a turkey? Well let's get back to the story that's one of a kind at the moment cause I see no other story like this one!
Reviews:
Guest (11/22 c1): Hmmm. Not half bad and you don't need to worry about me stealing it. I think a my version is good enough for me to write. You go ahead and write that idea of your's.
danifan3000: This is based off of Canon while it's AU, so what do you expect? Of course! I expected you all to know! When Dani appears will be the surprise.
Everyone else: I am so glad you guys love this story! As long as you guys keep supporting this cute, funny, parody I think this story will be flying for a while. And Skulker as a babysitter? LOL! I have to say he isn't a qualified babysitter. All I can see him do is trying to cage Danny. And for Danny's nick name for Jazz was inspired by another story where Danny got turned into a three year old. Please keep those Reviews coming!
*Looks to the left and turns blue in the face* DANNY! NO, THAT'S NOT A TOILET! Oh dear... *Rushes to the five year old Danny to get him away from what he thought was a toilet*
{That was inspired by the line: "Meelo! No, that's not a toilet! Oh dear... ~Tenzin}.
{Now here's a little challenge. Spot the Easter Eggs I leave in each chapter. I always have references to help you guys out, and other times I leave them for fun.}
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Part II
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"We're almost there.", Jack said waking up Danny and Jazz.
Maddie snickers at Danny's bed head.
"Oh that reminds me. Mads did you get a picture of Danny when he was asleep?", Jack asked.
"Sure did.", Maddie said showing it on her phone, "Awww. Isn't our little ghost boy so cute?"
Danny blushes. Jazz, Maddie, and Jack coo at it.
"I wish he would stay that cute forever, but he has to grow up.", Jazz sighed.
"Mommy!", Danny whined.
"Looks like someone's getting antsy...", Jack sang, "Why don't we find what's on the radio. Mads."
Maddie turns on the radio and pops a tape into the player that's built in.
{I'm going to choose Connected by Katherine McPhee and Babs Seed sung by Michelle Creber & Madeleine Peters to be the song played on the radio}.
"I'm blind-folded on
This carriage ride that they call life.
Keep trying to make it
Through that next turn,
Knuckles white and holdin' tight.
So here I go, takin' a curve,
But I know that I'm never alone.
I think of you,
I know you'd never let me go.-"
After that song finished another played. This one caught Danny's attention.
{The reason having Babs Seed playing on their radio is show how much i actually hate bullying. It's never a pretty thing. The reason i write it well is because I have suffered it. It's one of the things I actually want to stop.
Here's the song if you want:
"Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet.
A new friend to have and it seemed like such a treat.
But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east.
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast.
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead.
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail.
Gotta hide, we gotta bail.
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you.
Gotta run, we gotta flee.
Gotta hurry, don't you see?
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad seed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hidin' from a bully, we know it isn't right.
But the Cutie Mark Crusaders, we aren't lookin' for a fight.
Oh, she'll go home soon, and then we'll have some peace again.
But for now, we're staying out of her way 'til then.
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead.
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail.
Gotta hide, we gotta bail.
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you.
Gotta run, we gotta flee.
Gotta hurry, don't you see?
Why so mean? Why so crude?
Why so angry? Why so rude?
Can't you be nice? Can't we be friends?
Isn't it sad? Is this how it all ends?
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad.
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad.
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad seed.
"}
"So Dash is a bad seed?", Danny whispered to himself.
After hearing a bunch of other songs, most made Jack and Maddie have mushy moments that disgusted Danny, Jack slammed on the breaks.
"We're here kids!", Jack said happily and skipped out of the RV.
Jazz did the universal coo coo sign.
"Daddy's not crazy Spazzy!", Danny spat at Jazz.
Jazz sighs.
"Why must I have a ghost for a brother?", Jazz mumbled to herself, "Can't this family ever be normal?"
Everyone that Jack left behind in his skipping frenzy climbs out of the RV.
Danny climes to the front and grabs the tape. Danny also grabs his portable radio that they brought along to keep him entertained and out of trouble. Once everyone caught up to the eccentric Jack, Jazz knocked on the door.
An middle aged man walked up to the door. He looked at the family.
"Ah! Welcome!", Vlad said.
"Hi pony tail man!", Danny said jumping up and down.
Vlad looked at the little boy with his eye twitching.
"This is yours?", Vlad asked.
Both Maddie and Jack nodded.
"Well that explains that.", Vlad said and went up to Maddie, "And aren't you just shining today?"
Danny gave a disgusted look.
"Mommy has cooties!", Danny said pointing, "She gave V-man cooties!"
Vlad looked at the boy annoyed.
"This is Danny, my five year old son.", Jack said, "And this is Jazz, my seven year old girl."
Vlad looked at the two.
Danny had a large grin that looked like a mixture of Jack's goofy grin and Maddie's smile. Vlad looked a little disturbed by this kind of grin. Jazz yawned and looked bored out of her mind.
"Danny please settle down.", Jazz said.
Danny pulled out his small radio.
"Mommy bought me some new music! Can I play it mommy?", Danny asked.
"Sure sweetie.", Maddie said.
Danny went seeking through the tracks on the tape til he found one. one that Vlad would wish he could forget. Danny giggled with the music and marched in place. Jack joined in. Vlad shook his head slowly with a disturbed face. What was that aimed at? The song.
"When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown.
I'd hide under my pillow,
From what I thought I saw,
But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way,
To deal with fears at all,
She said: Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall,
Learn to face your fears,
You'll see that they can't hurt you,
Just laugh to make them disappear.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
So, giggle at the ghostly,
Guffaw at the grossly,
Crack up at the creepy,
Whoop it up with the weepy,
Chortle at the kooky,
Snortle at the spooky.
And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... hahahaha...heh...
Laaaaaaauuugh!"
Vlad's eye twitched at the song.
"That has to be the worst few minutes of my life.", Vlad said cringing.
"What was that?", Maddie asked.
"Nothing! Just that you looked marvelous!", Vlad said nervously.
Danny pointed his finger inside his mouth and made a gagging sound.
"Danny!", Maddie said, "Are you okay?"
"I'm fine mommy. You were just giving V-man cooties!", Danny said.
"Danny. That's just a little rumor that doesn't exist.", Maddie said.
Vlad started wondering what they have been teaching that child. Danny was extremely rude!
Danny got a bad feeling about the place and wanted a bit of mistif.
"Mommy.", Danny said.
"Yes?", Maddie asked.
"Can I go to the little ghost hunter's room?", Danny asked.
Jack grinned at this. Glad he was teaching his son a lot of things. Vlad just blinked at this. He was wondering why Jack was teaching him ghost hunting at such a young age.
"This is something I would definitely expect from an idiot like Jack.", Vlad said under his breath. Danny who was alert heard it.
"Sure sweetie. Make it quick.", Maddie said.
Danny leaves for the bathroom. Jack runs up to Danny.
"I know it's not your birthday yet but I got a present!", Jack said and handed Danny a cylinder shaped present, "I recommend you open it in the bathroom."
Vlad looked at Jack and narrowed his eyes. He shook his head in dismay. If a sound could be heard, a 'wa wa waaaaaaah' would be heard.
Danny ran through the mansion for the bathroom. He saw that the house was filled with greens and golds. Packers fan. Danny has watched a lot of football with his family to know. When he finally found the bathroom, he used it.
{And you thought he would transform! Not yet!}
After washing his hands, he started to open the present Jack gave him. Inside was a thermos and a note. Danny could make out most of the words.
'Danny, this is the Fenton Thermos. It sucks and traps ghosts inside. I haven't tested it yet and hopefully you can. Just don't suck yourself into it. That would be really embarrassing for us and please don't do that here! We don't need Vlad to find out your a half ghost. ~Mommy
Oh if you do catch some ghosts, can you let me see the thermos so I can see which ones you caught? Maddie wants to study them while I want to rip them apart MOLECULE BY MOLECULE! FUDGE! ~Fudge loving Daddy'
Danny snickered at the added fudge mentions. Danny wondered why they told him not to suck himself into it, well at least not here. Maybe he would do it at home for fun or to make it his club house.
{I just had to add that. And I also I figured this was a good way to add the thermos into the story.}
When Danny made it to the door, Vlad, Maddie, and Jazz entered but Vlad slammed the door in Jack's face.
"Hello?", Jack asked.
Danny started getting suspicious of Vlad.
Vlad started hitting on Maddie in several ways, thus disgusting Danny and Jazz.
"Danny, I think it's Vlad who's giving Mommy cooties.", Jazz said.
"V-MAN'S GIVING MOMMY COOTIES!", Danny screamed and started running in a circle screaming.
Vlad winced at Danny's behavior.
"Jazz. Why did you start up your brother?", Maddie asked.
"Hello! I'm still out here!", Jack bellowed from outside.
Danny heard this and stopped running in circles and ran to the door and opened it.
Jack ran inside wildly. Vlad's face dropped. Danny runs to a football.
"Why did someone write on this?", Danny asked.
Vlad walked up to Danny.
"It's autographed. Fans get their stuff autographed all the time.", Vlad said.
"Oh. Can you autograph my back?", Danny said starting to pull up his shirt.
"DANNY!", Maddie said, "I'm so sorry. Danny is a little eccentric some times."
Vlad just remained mortified by Danny's odd question.
"Danny we don't need him to see anything that shouldn't be seen.", Maddie whispered to Danny.
"Okay mommy.", Danny said.
"HEADS UP V-MAN!", Jack bellowed and threw the football.
Vlad catches the football and Jack then tackles him and grabs the football.
"I see you still have some old moves!", Jack said happily.
Vlad gets up and snatches the ball back.
"What old moves? Give me that! All those years in the hospital robbed me of that!", Vlad said and put the football back he then whispered, "You big oaf."
Danny heard the whisper.
"Daddy, what does oaf mean?", Danny asked hopping into his arms.
"It means a big clumsy slow-witted person. Why would you ask that?", Jack said.
"Nothing.", Danny said.
Jack puts Danny onto the ground.
Everyone then looks at Vlad.
"Yes...Well, it gave me time to chart out a course for my life, didn't it? Make some decisions that helped to make me very wealthy, very quickly. And it never would've happened without you, Jack.", Vlad said.
"So your rich? My friend Sam is rich too!", Danny said tugging on Vlad's leg, "She's my bestest friend!"
"Maybe we should leave.", Maddie said getting unconformable.
"No!", Vlad said and blocks the door, "I mean, you should stay with me! That's the whole reason I'm throwing the reunion here in my castle. Home to the Wisconsin Dairy King. Just so I could, reconnect, with you, Jack. I insist you stay. Also Jack, the Dairy King's ghost could haunt these very halls..."
Jack smiled and bounced on his toes.
"I will get the bags and the Fenton Jerky!", Jack said running off, "FUDGE!"
Maddie face palmed. Jazz and Danny snickered. Danny still wondered what Vlad was hiding.
Later that night around midnight...
Jack started his sleepwalking and sleep talking.
"Bathroom!", Jack bellowed in his sleep.
Jack started to walk around the mansion in his sleep.
This commotion woke Danny up from his gummy bear dream. Danny snickered at his dad's sleepwalking and sleep talking about the bathroom. Danny then ran up to his dad and grabbed his hand. He then walked Jack to the bathroom. Once inside, Danny left the bathroom.
"Ahhhh! Sweet relief!", Jack said.
What Jack didn't realize is that he used the bathtub as a toilet. Vlad was going to have a fit cleaning up after Jack's nocturnal bathroom use.
Once Danny made it into his room, his ghost sense went off. He then sees the birds.
"I was just going back to sleep!", Danny whined and transformed. He grab the thermos that his dad gave him.
"Where's the oaf?", Bird #1 asked.
"How should I know? The oaf's only lead was him needing the bathroom you old coot!", Bird #2 said irritated.
"Why are you grannies waking us up? I was just ready to go back to sleep!", Danny yelled.
"WE AREN'T GRANNIES!", All three birds yelled.
Danny flew on top of one of the birds, tugging on his feathers.
"AHHHH! GET HIM OFF ME!", Bird #2 screamed.
"We never learned how to remove five year olds!", Bird #1 said slapping Bird #2 across the face.
Danny then grabbed his thermos and managed to power it up. He then sucked Bird #2 into it.
"I works! I wonder if I can suck milkshakes into this.", Danny said smiling, "I want a milkshake!"
Danny stared sucking the remaining two birds into the thermos. He then started shaking the thermos.
"I wonder if it turns them into milkshakes!", Danny said shaking, banging, and throwing the thermos ever where, making the birds scream. Danny giggled.
"Your such a goof.", Someone said.
Danny turned around to see an older ghost. The older ghost was blue, had red eyes, his hair looked like horns, fangs, and he is wearing a white outfit with black boots, black gloves, a black belt, and a red-lined cape and high collar.
"WAH! VAWPIRE!", Danny screamed, "Don't suck my blood!"
Danny started flying away. The older ghost zapped him with a pink blast, making Danny fall to the ground.
"I'm not a vampire you idiot.", The older ghost said.
"Leave me alone!", Danny said in fright and blasted the older ghost in the stomach.
The older ghost makes a shield. Danny backs away in fright. Danny turns invisible. Well he forgot to turn his eyes invisible on accident.
"Ah, an ectoplasmic energy blast. You also forgot to turn your eyes invisible.", The older ghost mocked.
"I did?", Danny asked and turned visible on accident.
"So...first month. Tell me baby boy, can you do this yet?", The older ghost said and duplicated.
Danny looked at them a little scared.
"I want momma!", Danny screamed and started to fly away.
The older ghost blasts Danny out of the air forcing him to crash land into the wall... face first. He slid down knocked out. He changed back into human form.
"The ghost baby boy is Jack's son?", the older ghost asked and turned into Vlad Masters, "Well, what do you know?"
Vlad picked up the sleeping five year old and put him back to bed.
"Way too young to become a half ghost.", Vlad said.
Next morning...
Danny was squirming around in his bed having a nightmare, or rather the events from last night replaying in his dream.
"No... leave me alone...", Danny said in his asleep, "Momma!"
Danny then woke up screaming and had a few tears.
"Mommy!", Danny yelled.
He then felt something. he wet the bed.
"Mommy!", Danny yelled.
Vlad waked into the room looking at the scared little child.
"I want mommy!", Danny said and cried, "I had a nightmare and I think I wet the bed."
Vlad sighed. He had to clean up after Danny. It was bad enough he had to clean up after Jack's mess in the tub.
Later...
"There you go Danny-boy. You look charming in that little tuxedo of yours.", Jack said fixing the bow on his suit.
Danny giggled and hugged his dad.
"Whoa! Aren't you just a burst of energy this morning?", Jack said chuckling and picked his son up, "Hey want to see your sister?"
"Yes! I want to see Spazzy!", Danny said clapping.
"Jazzyincess! Your brother wants to see you!", Jack said.
Jazz and Maddie walked in. Jack and Maddie were still wearing their jumpsuits but added a few things. Jack added a bow. Maddie added a skirt and a pale pink carnation to hers. Jazz was wearing a blue dress covered in pale lavender butterflies. She had her aqua head band that had a rose on.
"Who's ready to go see the guests?", Maddie asked.
"Me! Me! Me!", Danny said jumping up and down.
"Not me!", Jazz said being a grump.
Outside...
Once the family was outside, Jack put Danny and Jazz down. Danny ran around looking at everything. Jazz went to go find a seat to pout in. Jack and Maddie were busy chasing Danny who was now getting into thing he shouldn't.
Soon Danny calmed down and let Maddie pick him up. He giggled.
"You got me!", Danny said smiling.
"Hey, Harry!", Jack said running off.
Maddie went after Jack holding Danny.
The woman does a spit take.
"Ugh. I'd know that voice anywhere.", Harry said and walks up to them, "Jack, Maddie, how nice."
"Harriet, meet my five year old son, Danny.", Jack said taking Danny and held him.
"Hee hee hee!", Danny giggled as Jack tickled him.
"Danny, meet Harriet Chin. She's a reporter. Back in my college days she was just Harry. Harry Chin! Ha ha! Get it?", Jack said.
Danny giggled.
"I like Hairy!", Danny said.
"I'm really sorry, Harriet.", Maddie said.
"Sweetie, you married him; you should be. Who knows what he has been teaching your son.", Harry said and walks away.
Jack puts Danny down on to the ground. Techno music starts playing.
"Hey, my song! Come on, let's pogo!", Jack said and dragged Maddie on to the dance floor.
Maddie reluclently does the pogo with Jack.
Jazz looks mortified. Danny laughs.
"I want to pogo too!", Danny said and joins his parents.
{In the series Danny is actually mortified but since he his five in this story he doesn't feel embarrassed.}
"Why can't my family be normal?", Jazz asked face palming, "Especially my brother."
Later...
Danny is tired and is sitting next to Jazz. Danny yawns.
"Danny why did you have to pogo with them?", Jazz asked feeling really embarrassed.
"It was fun Spazzy!", Danny said and threw his juice box at Jazz for the third time.
Vlad then sees the tired Danny.
"Well, son, you're looking much better. I was wondering if you could do me a huge favor?", Vlad asked walking up to Danny.
"Sure, but your not my daddy.", Danny said.
"Oh, yes, yes, of course. Now, could you go to my lab, second door on the right upstairs? There's a present in there for your father that I'd like you to bring down.", Vlad said.
"PRESENT!", Danny shouted jumping out of his seat gleefully and ran straight inside to look for the lab.
Later after Danny finally found the lab...
"Present?", Danny called out and starts looking around, "Present?"
Danny soon spots a couple of pictures. One of college Vlad and Maddie on a table with a corner torn from the picture.
"Ewww! V-man gave mommy cooties back then too?", Danny said disgusted.
He then spots a picture that he found when he fought the idiot birds for the first time. It was his dad's picture.
"Daddy?", Danny asked and a tear came out.
His ghost sense went off. he then jumped into a garbage can and transformed. he popped his head out of the garbage with a banana peel on his head. He sees two ectopusses. Danny dodges their tentacles.
Danny grabs the thermos he clipped to his belt earlier {he clipped it between waking up and putting on the tuxedo} and tries sucking in the ectopusses but misses. He decides to put the thermos back on his belt.
An ectopuss grabs Danny's leg and dangles him upside down.
"Let me down! Let me down!", Danny screamed and blasted the tentacle that was holding him. He falls to the ground.
The ectopuss picks him up again. Danny closes his eyes.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here?"
Danny opens his eyes to see a metallic ghost with a flaming electric green Mohawk and electric green eyes.
"Don't eat me!", Danny screamed.
"I don't eat rarities like you, idiot!", The ghost said, "I'm Skulker the Ghost Zone's greatest hunter, not some ghost that eats his victims!"
Danny trembled. He managed to slip out of the ectopusses hold and ran to the other side of the room.
"Get away from me you big meanie!", Danny said and blasted Skulker in the gut, "I don't even want you as my babysitter!"
Skulker looked at the kid.
"Why in the Ghost Zone would I want to be your babysitter?!", Skulker asked.
"Please go away you bad seed!", Danny said and punched him in the face.
"Can you catch this runt?", Skulker asked and threw a cube at Danny. Danny dodges it but lands in the garbage can. He pokes his head out of the garbage can covered in trash again.
"I'm a dirty boy!", Danny said giggling, "You can't make me take a bath!"
Skulker looked annoyed at the little child and growled. He pulled out his blade and begins to smite him with it.
"ENOUGH! I didn't hire you to kill the baby, Skulker! Your work is done.", Vlad said walking in.
"Yes, well, I will be going now.", Skulker said leaving.
"Hi!", Danny yelled gleefully waving, "Look at me I'm a dirty ghost!"
Danny shows how dirty is and flies out of the garbage.
"I'm not taking a bath and you can't make me!", Danny said sticking his tongue out.
Vlad shook his head at this antic.
"By the way why were those guys here? Why did they try to kill me?", Danny asked.
"You're, what, five? Way too young to drive and definitely not in college yet! I sent most of those ghosts to test your father's skills. Imagine my surprise when I find you; the second ghost hybrid his foolishness created!", Vlad spat.
"What's a hybrid? What's college? And can I drive?", Danny asked.
Vlad face palmed at the stupid questions he was asking.
"Best if I show you.", Vlad said and transformed into the ghost Danny saw last night.
"WAH!", Danny screamed, "It's the vawpire again!"
Danny flies up and clings to the ceiling.
"I'm not a vampire, you oaf.", Vlad sad.
Vlad blast Danny off the ceiling and lands in the cube.
"Let me go!", Danny said squirming in the cube, "And what is this?"
"A spectral energy neutralizer. Designed by Skulker, paid for by me. And as long as you're contained within that box you're as human as your idiot father.", Vlad said.
"Please let me out! And daddy's not an idiot! he's really smart!", Danny said.
"Why? So you can stumble through your preschool, desperately trying to get control of your powers? Powers, by the way, that I've had for years.", Vlad asked and demonstrates them, "I have experience, my little child. And the money and power attained through using those powers for personal gain, you see. I could train you, teach you everything I know. And all you'd have to do, is renounce your idiot father."
"Never! I don't want to be a villain! And I love my daddy! And he loves me you bad fruitloop!", Danny said struggling.
"Yes, well, once your father is out of the way, we'll see how you'll feel.", Vlad said.
"Don't hurt my daddy!", Danny said and starts crying.
Vlad laughs and disappears. Danny continued to struggle and sniffle; unaware that Vlad left to overshadow his dad.
{Jack in the show seems to be able to break free for a short time from Overshadowing.}
Some time later...
Danny was all cried out still struggling to break free from the cube.
"Well, gosh and golly, it looks like you could use a speck of help there, don't ya Know know?"
Danny perked up. He saw a ghost with a large crown made of cheese, white hair, a white mustache, a red robe, and a staff with ice cream on it. It was the Dairy King. Danny smiled.
"Can you help me Mister Dairy King?", Danny asked.
"Sure thing!", The Dairy King said and released Danny from the cube. Danny throws the cube away.
"I got a question.", Danny said.
"Ask away. I'm open to questions, don't ya know?", The Dairy King said.
"Why didn't you hurt me? Most of the ghosts I meet want to hurt me.", Danny said.
"Well, not all ghosts are evil, right? Some of us just want to be left alone there, don't ya know?", The Dairy King asked.
"Will you help me save my daddy from V-man?", Danny asked.
"I'm the Dairy King, kiddo. Kings don't fight; they send other people to fight for 'em. That's Royalty 101 there, don't ya know?", The Dairy King said and starts flying away, "Try the Gouda! It's dairy fresh!"
"I will!", Danny said smiling and waving.
"JACK!", Danny heard his mom scream.
"MOMMY! DADDY!", Danny yelled.
Danny flies away to the reunion. Once he gets there he sees his 'dad' throwing tables.
"If you live to tell the tale, remember that big, fat, Jack Fenton did this to you!", Jack said with Vlad's voice. Danny automatically knew it. Vlad was overshadowing his dad.
"Get out of my daddy you bad seed!", Danny yelled.
Danny flies throw Jack and pushes Vlad out.
"Noooo!", Vlad yelled.
"Stay away from my daddy you big bully!", Danny yelled.
"No one uses Jack Fenton as a human meat-puppet!", Jack said angrily.
Danny and Vlad rough and tumble about the place. They eventually land in the library.
Danny then turns around and lets an ecto blast from his backside. Vlad looks at the way of using them in disgust as the blast lands in his face. Vlad cringes at the smell of it.
"Ugh! Disgusting! Daniel, stop! Think about the things I could show you. The doors I could open for you. You, and I, Vlad Plasmius. Together we could rule!", Vlad said.
{Vlad doesn't know his ghost form's name because he only recently came up with it}.
"Why would I want to join you?! You tried to hurt my mommy and daddy! Your a bad seed and a bad fruitloop!", Danny yelled.
Danny turns around and sends Vlad another ecto blast from his butt.
"I will tell my daddy about you!", Danny said.
"And so will I. Honestly, if you expose me, you expose yourself.", Vlad said.
"My parents already know you ditz!", Danny yelled.
{He heard this term out of his sister plenty of times to know what it means}.
Soon the RV crashes into the library. Both Vlad and Danny get out of the RV's way.
"Somebody parked the RV wrong.", Danny pointed out and giggles, "And daddy's driving!"
"Mind if I cut in?", Vlad asked phasing his hand into the RV grabbing Maddie.
"MOMMY!", Danny screamed.
"Let go of me!", Maddie yelled.
"Never again, woman.", Vlad said.
"Maddie!", Jack yelled.
"MOOOOMMMMMMYYYY!", Danny screamed starting to cry.
Danny jumps intangibly and invisibly into the RV. he is confused by the mechanics and guesses everything from when he observed his parents driving it. He starts driving the RV.
Harriet sees the gear shift move and nothing else.
"And I wasn't going to come to this thing! Hah!", Harry said.
Soon the RV is speeding.
{Who knew a five year old Danny could 'drive'. XD Don't try this at home kids!}
Maddie is dangling by her foot as Vlad holds her.
"Jack, look out! The RV!", Maddie said.
Jack dives out of the way.
"Look mommy and daddy! I'M DRIVING!", Danny yelled.
"I'm going to have a talk with him.", Maddie said.
"Way to go son!", Jack yelled.
"Jack!", Maddie said.
"Oh I wonder what this button does!", Danny said gleefully.
He presses a button and an ecto laser comes out and fires. The ecto laser is knocked away by Vlad. Danny press another fascinating button out of curiosity and ecto lightning is sent at Vlad. Vlad phases through it. Danny presses another button with even more curiosity. It shoots out some ecto goo. It successfully hits Vlad. Danny peeks his head out and sees what he did.
"Cool! I didn't even know that happened!", Danny said.
Danny flies out of the RV and accidently Overshadows his dad and catches Maddie.
"Jack! You did it!", Maddie said.
"Hi mommy!", Danny said in Jack's body and then realizes, "Oopsie. I Overshadowed daddy."
Maddie giggles.
"Still you both did it sweetie.", Maddie said.
Danny uses Jack's body to set Maddie down.
"Should I go finish that bad seed?", Danny asked.
"Yes. Teach him to not mess with a Fenton!", Maddie said.
Maddie runs to the RV, and Danny in Jack's body runs up Vlad.
"Hi v-man.", Danny said.
"Ooo, you overshadowed Jack. Ooo, I'm so scared. Now what's next? A card trick?", Vlad said mockingly.
Danny turns around and makes Jack shoot an ecto blast from his backside. Vlad is disturbed by this and looks like he is about to be sick.
"Please listen. I will try to leave my dad and expose you.", Danny said, "If you promise to leave us alone, I won't."
"...You're bluffing.", Vlad said still a bit disgusted.
Danny looks at the word in confusion.
"It means trying to trick someone.", Vlad said.
"I'm not tricking anyone. My mommy and daddy already know. They love me. But if they know about you, then what would they think?", Danny said, "You won't be loved like you used to be!"
"Using your opponents weaknesses against him. I am teaching you something after all. Very well. Truce. Eventually you will join me by choice. You and your mother. But for now...", Vlad said flying up, "CURSE YOU, Jack Fenton! Your world-renowned expertise of all things ghost has defeated me! ...Until next time, son."
Danny giggled at this.
"World-renowned expertise! Outstanding!", Harry said.
Danny finally manages to get out of Jack. Maddie runs up and hugs them both.
"Daddy! Mommy!", Danny said throwing his arms up.
"Aren't you forgetting something?", Maddie asked.
Danny looks at himself and realizes he is still in ghost form.
"Oopsie!", Danny said and crawled inside a garbage can and transformed back.
He crawled out and hugged both Maddie and Jack.
"We did it daddy! We scared that meanie away!", Danny said.
"We sure did Danny-boy.", Jack said patting his hair.
Both Maddie and Jack sniff the air. they look at Danny.
"Looks like you will be needing a bath.", Maddie said.
"But I like being dirty...", Danny whined.
"Ghosts! This story will make your career, and mine!", Harry said.
Later on the way home...
"Why did they fire Harry?", Danny asked.
"She tried to file some crackpot story about ghosts.", Jazz said.
"Shut up Spazzy!", Danny said offended.
"Sorry Danny.", Jazz said.
The two hugged to make it up. Jazz smells Danny.
"Did you use intangibility to roll around in a dumpster?", Jazz asked.
"Not really but I did roll around in some garbage!", Danny said gleefully.
Jazz looks at her brother in disgust.
"I can't believe Harry blames me. And Vlad was so mad he didn't even say goodbye. And we were all such great chums in college.", Jack said sadly.
"It's okay daddy!", Danny said, "Friends fight all the time."
"Thanks son. Your still getting a bath when we get home.", Jack said.
"But I like being dirty!", Danny whined.
At home...
Danny ran though the house trying to get out of bath time.
"Danny! Come here so I can get you in the bath tub!", Maddie said.
"But I want to stay dirty!", Danny whined.
Danny was now covered in garbage, fudge, and sticky soft drinks.
"Please get back her now!", Maddie yelled.
Jack was watching the chase as if it were a football game. It was official watching Danny use his powers to avoid bath time was now a family entertainment.
Maddie finally grabbed Danny and dragged him back into the bathroom to finish his bath.