"Ok, why do I have to quit writing Whose line?" Ari asked.

"Because you are too busy hanging out with those boys and talking about sick things, to concentrate on what's important. Your schoolwork." Ari's parents said.

"But..."

"NO" They yelled. Ari stormed to her room. She snuck out the window and off to her studio. When she got there, the boys were waiting.

"Hey, where've you been, Ari?" Yusuke asked.

"My ppl have forbidden me to continue this fic." Ari sighed. "But...who's ready for the next episode?" Ari asked.

"But...but?" They were aghast.

"Let's go. You guys already set up the studio." Ari said, sinking into her chair.

"But, we didn't Ari!" The boys said.

"Oh? Well then, who did? My non-existant fans?" Ari laughed.

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"Hello and welcome to Whose Line!" Ari said. "This is the fourth episode in the series and, as you probably know, I'm Ariana Miyuki. The cast today are,"

"Thank your lucky stars, Hiei Jaganshi." Hiei nodded.

"Eat your heart out, Kurama!" Kurama smiled politely.

"Woah! What's that? Yusuke Urameshi!" Yusuke frowned.

"Poisonous if taken internally, Kuzuma Kuwabara."

"Hey!" Kuwabara yelled.

"Ok, I assign points to each game we play here, depending on who I like more. But those don't matter, as at the end I pick my favorite person on today's episode and they get to do something special with me while the losers are tied down and forced to watch." Ari smiled.

The players exchange glances. They gulped as Hiei glared at them.

"The first game is for...everyone. First Hiei and Kurama, then Yusuke and Kuwabara come in. They act out a scene and when I buzz it, they have to sing."

"Ah..."They said.

"Yes." Ari grinned. "The scene is..." Unfolds card. "Uh...oooo...O.o..."

"What?" Yusuke yelled.

"Uh. You guys are at Kurama, the chiropractor's, office, because of an incident at work that caused you to have back problems..." Ari chuckled. "Like you guys have jobs..."

"Shut up and tell us to start." Kuwabara said.

"Ok...go." Ari said.

"Dr...uh...Kurama." Hiei said. "I'm first for my appointment."

"Very well. Come in." Kurama said.

"Ug..." Hiei said.

"Wait, you're already in my office. Never mind." Kurama said. "Let me look at you."

BUZZ! "Got the buzzer fixed." Yusuke commented.

"Sing!" Ari growled.

"Come on into my office, I need to see ya, need ta examine ya, so come on in, you're wasting time and money." Kurama sang.

"I...am...going into the whatever it's called's office now. Haha, I'm ahead of you all, good luck waiting. Have funnnn..." Hiei attempted to sing.

Buzzzz.

"So. Doctor. How's my back?" Hiei asked.

"I don't know. You seem fine." Kurama commented.

BUZZ.

"I'm getting tired of this game." Ari commented. "Let's do something else."

"..." The team was silent. Ari seemed moody.

"Next game is TV and Theater styles." Ari said. "Game's for everyone. I need some styles of TV and film."

"Anime!" Someone called out. "HAHA! Very funny!" Ari yelled back.

"Soap opera!"

"Educational TV!"

"Religious channel!"

"Ok, ok, ok!" Ari yelled. "That's enough. You all start the scene and I'll buzz and tell you what the style is. The scene is...You all are scientists looking for the..." Ari read the sheet. "Holy grail...? Ah. Good luck."

"Thanks." Kuwabara said.

"Do you even have the slightest clue what the holy grail is?" Kurama asked.

"Nope!" Kuwabara said.

"Start the scene..." Ari growled. "Now."

"So, where is the holy grail supposed to be at anyway?" Kuwabara asked.

"No clue." Hiei said. "The map said to head to...wince the promised land."

The entire gang looked shocked for a second. Hiei hated the promised land, the thought of the promised land, and anything/everything to do with the promised land.

"Oh. OH. Right." Kurama tried to regain his calm composure. "Let's go to the...Promised Land. To get the Holy Grail."

"Yah." Yusuke nodded.

BUZZ! Ari grinned. "Soap opera..."

The boys glared at her.

"What's a soap opera?" Hiei asked.

"Basically, it's a real life type show where unreal lifelike things happen." Kurama explained. "Like be really moody and..."

"Talk about your boyfriend cheating on you with your best friend!" Ari chirped.

"..." (Crickets chirping in the background)

"Oh...right." Ari stopped. "Uh...you get the idea, right?"

"More or less." Hiei said, shaking his head.

"My mom watches alot of soap operas and I know what happens on them. People ask other people to marry them, and then the other person tells the first person he/she has been sleeping with the first person's sister/brother/both. Then the first person gets all upset and runs off crying." Ari said. "Basically. A lot of sex and betrayal."

"Ah." Hiei said. "Let's start. Ari's explainations are worse than the actual game."

"Sorry." Ari said. "I can't explain soap operas. I kind of like them, though. As long as they're not Nip/Tuck. Cannot stand that show!"

"..." Silence. Crickets chirp.

"Um...disgusting show about a bunch of plastic surgeons who go around sleeping with everyone." Ari said.

"My mom's favorite show." Ari said.

"..." More silence. More chirping.

"Just go."

"Come on! Let's hurry, we need the Holy Grail." Kuwabara said.

"That's all you ever think about anymore!" Yusuke whined. "What about us? Am I not important to you anymore?"

("Hehehe..."-Ari)

"Uh...I'm sorry?" Kuwabara said.

"He's mine now!" Kurama said.

"What?" Yusuke/Kuwabara asked.

"That's right! He's MINE!" Kurama said. "You and him are over!"

"How dare you!" Yusuke said.

Hiei grinned. "Gentleman, we need to get that Holy Grail before someone else does."

"Right. Come on." Kurama said.

BUZZ!

"Uh...Religious channel."

"Come on! We need to band together and turn to God to help us find the Holy Grail!" Yusuke said.

"Yes, we need to cast aside our hatred and sins and work for God to find the Grail." Kurama said. "And dump Kuwabara!"

"Agreed." Yusuke said. ("Heh."-Ari)

BUZZ.

"Done with that game." Ari said.

"What's up with you today?" Hiei asked.

"You guys are enjoying yourselves too much." Ari griped. "Next game is called 60-second alphabet. Start with a letter and go alphabetically. Like you get the letter K. You'll say, Kurama, blah blah blah, ect. Then say something like, Let's go, ect. You have to go through the whole alphabet in 60 seconds." Ari said. "Get it?"

"More or less." Kuwabara said.

"Good. The game's for Kurama and Hiei."

"How come every game is for Hiei and Kurama?" Yusuke asked.

"Because I like them best! Now, GET OVER IT!" Ari yelled.

Hiei and Kurama exchanged a glance. Ari was in a less than stellar mood today.

"We'll start with M." Ari said. "Why? Because I feel like it. Ok? The scene is you two are going camping and Hiei got bit by a poisonous snake."

"Might I be able to help, Hiei?"

"No, Kurama. Unless you want to suck the poison out."

"Probably not. I don't want to suck the poison out of there."-Kurama

"Quite the opposite. I need help."-Hiei

"Rescue team will be on their way."-Kurama

"Soon?"-Hiei

"They might be a little late."-Kurama

"Utah's traffic is terrible." -Hiei

"Very."-Kurama

"What's that sound?"-Hiei

"Xylophone music, I do believe." -Kurama

"Zikes, that's odd! Xylophone music on our camping trip?"- Hiei

"All Xylophone music is terrible."-Kurama

"But it's not like it can make our trip any worse." -Hiei

"Can that be the rescue team?"-Kurama

"Do you think so?"-Hiei

"Everyone would think so."-Kurama

"Feels like a jeep."-Hiei

"Great, we can hitch a ride!" -Kurama

"Hello? We're over here! HELP!"-Hiei

"Isn't that convienient that they don't hear us?"-Kurama

"Just extremely."-Hiei

"Kill that snake or he'll bite me too!"-Kurama

"Let me do it!"-Hiei

"Maybe I will."-Kurama

Buzz!

"You guys did it. Good job." Ari said. "Hm. I'm not sure what the next game will be. We haven't played Whose Line in awhile. Let's play it. Only...Yusuke and Kuwabara, you're up."

They jump up. They take their lines and get in the middle.

"Ok. Now. The scene is, you two are going christmas shopping." Ari said.

"What should I get Kayko?" Yusuke asked.

"I don't know." Kuwabara shrugged. "Look at that!" He pointed.

"Why is that woman shouting," Yusuke pulled his first slip. "Wax on, Wax off?"

"No clue. Maybe they charged her too much for Turtle Wax?" Kuwabara shrugged.

"Probably." Yusuke agreed.

"I thought she was shouting," Kuwa pulled his slip. "It's time for your sponge bath?"

"They don't even sound close!" Yusuke said. "But she could've."

"I thought she did." Kuwabara said. "Guess what my sister said to me the other day?"

"What?"

"She said," Kuwa pulled his other slip. "We be jammin'?"

"Odd. Your sister is usually sensible." Yusuke said. "Well Kayko got mad at me again."

"What happened?"

Yusuke pulled his last slip.

"We just started making out, then Kayko caught us and a fight ensued."

BUZZ!

"Excellent. I love it. Brilliant." Ari said. "Who wants to win?"

Everyone shrugs.

"Hm. Kurama, you've never won. You win."

Kurama sat in Ari's soft chair.

"Now...Maybe..." Ari thought a minute. "I need a final game..."

"Well..." Hiei thought a minute. "Maybe...Sound Effects. Or that one game I liked. It was the one where Colin was yelling at them and kept telling them how to do the scene and kept saying, 'That's CRAP!' and stuff."

"Oh, film director. Ok, sure." Ari said. "Wanna be Colin?"

"Sure!" Hiei said.

"Kay, everyone get up here, except Kurama. We act out a scene and Hiei'll come on stage and tell us to redo the scene in a different film style." Ari said.

They did.

"What's the scene?" Kuwabara asked.

"Well, the scene is we're gangsters in New York. Only..." Ari read her card. "No way. I refuse."

"What?"

"Well...it is only a game, I guess..." Ari griped. "I am supposed to be the fiancee of Kuwabara, the leader of the Jets. Only, the gang leader of the Sharks, Yusuke, and I have fallen in love. Kuwabara and I are going to a party where I meet Yusuke for the first time." Ari groaned. "Who made this card...?"

The boys were agape. They were sickened. Ari shook her head.

"The scene won't play itself, I guess..."

"Guess I start it off." Kuwabara grinned. Hiei fumed from the other side of the stage.

"Guess..." Ari said.

"Honey...Are you ready yet?" Kuwabara asked. Ari winced, hard. Hiei growled.

"A-almost." Ari said. "I'm almost done..." Ari was sickened.

"Ok." Kuwabara said.

"Ok, I'm all done." Ari said.

"Come on..." Kuwabara said. "We don't want to be late for the party, do we, sweetheart?" He was getting a kick out of the look on Hiei's face. Hiei looked like he was about to maim Kuwabara.

"Uh...no." Ari said.

Kuwabara stepped forward. Ari did too.

"Well, we're here! That was fast." Kuwabara said.

"Sure was, we're not late at all!" Ari said.

"Who's that?" Ari asked, pointing.

"That's Yusuke Urameshi. He's that punk leader of that gang, the Sharks. You want to stay away from him, sweetheart."

"oh..." Ari said. Kuwabara wandered off and Yusuke walked over to Ari, looking forced all the way.

"Hello." Ari said, coyly. (Or trying to...She's talking to YUSUKE after all...)

("Grrr..." Hiei growled.)

"Well, hello." Yusuke said. "Wonderful to meet you."

"It certainly is." Ari said.

"My name is Yusuke, what would your name be?"

"Ari." Ari said. Hiei had a half a mind to attack both Kuwabara and Yusuke. He wished that he hadn't chosen to be Colin.

"..." Yusuke was a bit scared of Hiei, who was boring holes into him with his gaze. He had his hand on his weapon and was looking beyond irritable.

Ari followed his gaze and saw Hiei, about ready to kill someone. She turned her head the other way and sort of snickered. She laughed once, quietly.

She heard, "Grrr..." From the background where Hiei was. She cleared her throat.

"Well, my lady..." Yusuke said, semi-scared of Hiei and Kayko, who was in the audience. "If you'll excuse me." He backed away from Ari and Hiei and Kuwabara walked over there.

"What are you doing near my fianceè, Urameshi?" Kuwabara asked. Hiei growled, furiously. He ran onstage, knowing he had to do something.

"THAT WAS TERRIBLE!" Hiei yelled. Everyone jumped.

"CRAP, CRAP, CRAP. I DEALT WITH LESS CRAP WHEN I CLEANED PORT-A-POTTIES!"

"..." Everyone was silent.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Director, sir. I thought we did very well for that scene!" Ari said, sort of whining.

"PF! It was terrible!" (Here he basically quoted Colin) "I would have expected better from someone I've been sleeping with!"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Director, sir! I'll do better!" Ari said. Everyone was a bit surprized the way she'd handled that comment.

"Yeah, you kill him!" Hiei pointed to Ari then to Kuwabara. "It needs more death. You, go in slow motion," He pointed to Kuwabara. "You, act drunk! Continue where you left off!" Hiei ran offstage.

Ari knelt down and acted like she was pulling a gun out of her shoe/sock.

"I'm sorry, but I can't be with you anymore..." Ari said. "It's your time to die."

"Noooooooooooooo..." Kuwabara said, slowly.

"BANG!" Ari yelled. Kuwabara jumped, slowlike and slammed onto the floor, slowlylike.

"I think he's dead." Yusuke commented. "Leemme go seee..." He walked over and pretended to pour a liquid onto Kuwabara. "Heee's dead..." He slurred.

"Pft." Ari blew her bangs back over her forehead. "Just the way I planned it. He needed to die anyway. " She pretended to put the gun back where she got it.

"Glup." Yusuke pretended to throw up on Kuwabara, several times.

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ.

"End of game and show." Ari smiled. "That's it for today...see you later!"

Hiei walked over and kicked Kuwabara, who was laying on the ground still.

"OUCH." Kuwabara yelled.

"Baka!" Hiei snarled. He walked over to Ari and after looking around, carried her off.

"...I don't even want to know, or get into that..." Yusuke commented.

"You don't." Kurama agreed.

"Me either." Kuwabaka commented.