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CHAPTER 4 dancing with death

It was night time in the land of waves and Jiraiya felt like he was had.

Where is that gaki i already picked the restaurant and payed and he still isn't here oh hic-up well i guess it ain't all bad I'm full and drunk and ready to party hic-up but whets a party without women said Jiraiya.

Then he heard a bunch of laughter coming from the front door of the restaurant and saw naruto with six girls and that made him bugout.

HOW THE HELL DID YOU SCORE SIX GIRLS shouted Jiraiya

Well pervy sage i guess I'm just lucky said naruto

Then all of a sudden a dark aura fell over Jiraiya and he started to feel like death was behind him. As he turned he gave out a blood curtailing scream and fainted.

2HOURS LATER.

You know you didn't have to do that kaa-san said naruto. Kushina at this point was still laughing her ass off rolling around on the floor as a still unconscious Jiraiya was on the floor eyes like dinner plates and foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog.

Ah kaa-san I think you killed him said naruto?

He ain't dead at least not yet said kushina in a demonic tone

Ahh my head what happened said Jiraiya in a confused tone. I guess I had too much to drink naruto because I could have sworn I saw death or your mother what ever came first said Jiraiya In a joking tone.

Your not that drunk you old pervert said a very scary and feminine voice.

That's it I'm outta here shouted Jiraiya as he started to run but got as far as two steps before kushina grabbed him and started to bet the living shit out of him at the end of the day Jiraiya was on the ground holding his once most valued area as he was now more a woman than a man and kushina had a new trophy for her ninja mantle at the compound.

That is what you get you pervert for not watching my Sochi like you should have been and when I die I am going to give your baka of a sensei a piece of my mind not to mention my husband for sealing that bitch in my naruto said kushina.

Now kaa-san why did you have to do that isn't it a little bit of an over kill said naruto?

Sorry Sochi I just had to let that out after all you are very dear to me you know said kushina.

To say Jiraiya was godsmacked was an under statement he was floored because now he was in a very bad position with a very angry mother and a very aware naruto.

How asked Jiraiya?

How what pervy sage said naruto?

How did you find her when even I couldn't after all this time said Jiraiya?

You were looking for me Jiraiya asked kushina?

What else did you think I was doing you baka how could you leave your son alone for all this time and now just show up with him in toe just like you never left it is just not possible I mean come on kushina you of all people know how wrong that is and think about what the elders would say about you you'll be labeled a missing nin did you ever think about that said Jiraiya?

Kushina for once was floored by Jiraiya of all people and then she started to cry.

Kushina don't cry you know I hate it when a woman cries said Jiraiya.

Pervy sage said naruto in a very demonic tone. As a black aura emitted from his back and his eyes started to glow with a supernatural shine.

NEVER MAKE MY MOTHER CRY shouted naruto. As he lifted off the ground and pounced on the scared silly pervert. To say Jiraiya was having a bad day just didn't cut it.

After dinner and a little cooling down in Naruto's case everyone left for their rooms for the night.

The next day Jiraiya went to the mixed bath section with naruto and kushina and to say he was out of the loop was saying something because the two uzumaki were acting strange like they were married or something but to Jiraiya he just let it slide after all it could have been kushina teaching naruto the clan customs or something after all the uzumaki were apart of the first clans to help build konoha and they were at first a nomad race whos to say they didn't swing that way after all these two were the last of their clan and in naruto's case minoto's clan as well he would need a strong wife and if they chose to invoke a clan law that alowed this then konoha couldn't do nothing to stop it not even the elders had that kind of power so he just relaxed and enjoyed himself.

AS night fell over the land of wave a mysterious figure aprouched the room of the two uzumaki.

HMMM that power i have not felt it in a very long time.

END CHAPTER 4