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The History of Noir-ville and Moon-land
It was 2020 and everyone had tuned in for the Queen's speech. She was halfway through, when suddenly, there was a loud pop and she turned into Vince! The camera immediately cut to someone else only to find they too had turned into Howard. This was happening worldwide. When scientists looked into it, they realised why. Vince and Howard were the final evolutionary stage for humanity, obviously!
World conflict, famine, inequality- everyone's problems were solved. Vince's and Howard's all joined hands and danced in triumph. The only people that hadn't turned into Vince or Howard were Naboo and Bollo, so they had a very significant role to play in the new world order. Whenever there was a problem, or an argument, Naboo would sort it out. Naboo sorts everything out. But then, a terrible thing happened. Naboo was sick of stopping petty arguments over shoes or music and rescuing people from weird monsters and strange circumstances. After rescuing a Howard that had got stuck in a trombone, he jumped onto his sofa, and told Bollo that he was going to sleep, and no one should wake him.
When people tried to come to Naboo for help, Bollo would throw hairbrushes and fountain pens at them. Finally they stopped trying. It was ok for a couple of months, everyone tried really hard to stay out of trouble. But a Vince had left his straighteners on, and a Howard had burned himself on them. A massive argument ensued, with all the Vince's siding with Vince, and all the Howard's siding with Howard. That was when the war started.
Now, there are always Vince's fighting with Howard's, 24/7. It's terrible. The thing we need is Naboo, but now he is lost, and even if he wasn't, Bollo's still protecting him. People have tried to find him, but always get lost in the woods, and fall down a hole. They're hopeless without their tiny shaman to guide them. One day, he shall return from his beauty sleep, and save us all.