Know Your Star Hannah Montana Version
Announcer- Know your stars, know your stars
Lily- Who said that? Show your self, talking person!
Announcer- Lily Truscott…she is secretly having sex with Oliver behind Miley's back
Lily- Hey that's not true! Miley and Oliver aren't seeing each other! Oh, and that sex part is not true either
Announcer- Is too
Lily- Who told you that, anyways?
Announcer- It was on fanfiction
Lily- Oh really? What's that?
Announcer- It's this site where people write stories. They've written stories about you too
Lily- Really? What were they about?
Announcer- You having sex with Oliver
Lily- But that's not true!
Announcer- If it's on fanfiction, it's true because fiction means true
Lily- I thought nonfiction means true and fiction meant not true
Announcer- Nope. It's the other way around
Lily- Oh, ok
Announcer- Lily Truscott…is really gullible
Lily- Am not!
Announcer- Are too. You actually believed that nonfiction meant not true and fiction meant true
Lily- Because you told me it was
Announcer- Lily Truscott…did you know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Lily- Really? I didn't know that
Announcer- Now you know Lily Truscott: the girl who is having sex with Oliver behind Miley's back and thinks the word gullible isn't in the dictionary even though it really is
Lily- But I thought you told me the word gullible wasn't in the dictionary. You mean you lied again? Garr!
Announcer- -Chuckles evilly-