Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…if I did I would put NEJITEN, SasuSaku, NaruHina & ShikaIno 2gether OH and I would kill Temari
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"Neji you were supposed to be here a while ago…where were you???"
"We took a walk around Konoha…first to the ramen stand, then arcade" I said forcefully trying to give as much truth as I could because Hinata-sama couldn't hold a lie for to long…
"And where did you meet-" Hiashi-sama began
"I live a few blocks over" Tenten smiled…SHE NEEDS TO STOP INTERUPTING HIM!!! Hiashi-sama looked at her for a brief second then at me…
DING DONG
"There here…Hinata go get your nicest clothes on, same goes for you Hinabi…Neji go to your room with Nariko and stay there" he turned around, Tenten's face was fuming she reached up about to grave Hiashi-sama NO!!! I graved her around the waist and pulled her back, then she was about to yell so I cupped a hand over her mouth and started up for my room. Hinata-sama and Hinabi-sama stared at us as I –with great difficulty- dragged Tenten upstairs.
-X-
"N...p…m…d…n…" Tenten struggled out, kicking me.
"Ssshhh" I whispered to her. Hinabi-sama and Hinata-sama were right behind us heading for there rooms. The door opened.
"Why hello Hiashi how are you today???" asked a man with blueish black hair, his hair was down to his neck, he wore the Uchiha symbol. Behind him came a young lady, I would say around her late 30's maybe…and behind her cam Sasuke…oh great, he saw me trying with difficulty to bring Tenten upstairs…damn if she didn't kick so much we would be there by now!!! And behind him came what looked like an older version of Sasuke, with his hair back in a mid-pony tail his hair darker then Sasuke's…he looked up at me –and the kicking girl in my arms- and his eyes widened. (Kinda like this O_O) what a freak, then he smiled and Sasuke smirked. Tenten looked at our visitors and froze. Good now I can get her up faster.
"It's nice to finally meet you to-" Hiashi-sama began. ALMOST THERE, DAMN WHY DID WE HAVE SO MUCH STAIRS!!!
"WHY NARIKO TENTEN IS THAT YOU!!!" The older version of Sasuke yelled to us. What the hell???
"Y…i…m…i…" she struggled harder trying to speak. Finally she just bit my hand and I let my grip down just a little. "YEAH ITACHI…" I clasped my hand over her mouth again and continued my long painful journey to my room.
"TENTEN!!!" 'Itachi' ran up the stairs and tackled Tenten (there for tackling me cause I was holding her)
"Pfft" I grunted as I hit the ground. I completely let go of Tenten and the said 'Itachi' was hugging her to death.
"Tenten-san I can't believe it's really you!!!" 'Itachi' sand as he cradled Tenten. "where have you been all this time!!!"
"I've been everywhere; it's you who left the country!!!" Tenten punched him in the face, Making 'Itachi' drop her, she landed right on top of my or rather my stomach. 'Itachi' rolled down the stairs.
"Pfffttt" I let out again as Tenten sat up right on my stomach.
"I'm sorry I left you in the hands of another cruel babysitter!!!" 'Itachi' came running or rather sprinting up the stairs and bowed to Tenten's feet. "I never would have left if I knew that your new babysitter would...would…would…" 'Itachi' broke down crying. "FEED YOU EVIL GREEN VEGATABLES!!!" A waterfall of tears streamed down his face.
"It's alright…it wasn't your fault…ok maybe it WAS…BECAUSE YOU LEFT TO THE WATER VILLAGE MY MOTHER LEFT ME WITH A GREEN VEGATABLE FEEDING BABYSITTER!!! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU ITACHI UCHIHA!!!" She stood up.
"Pfffttt" I yelped once again, cause she stood right on my stomach, WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST GET OFF OF ME!!!
"Once again I'm sorry Tenten-san" 'Itachi' bowed to her feet again. "I Itachi Uchiha second in command of Uchiha inc. vow I will never leave you with a green vegetable feeding babysitter as long as I live" he crouched down and kissed Tenten's feet. What's with this guy??? Freak. Then I remembered that the guests were coming!!! Oh shit Hiashi-sama is gonna kill me!!! I looked down and there were more families here….shit…Naruto and his family with that kid from the arcade, Sakura and her family right beside the Uchiha's, and four other families I didn't recognize…
"Apology accepted Itachi" Tenten hugged Itachi.
"I'm very sorry about my son's rude behavior Hiashi" Mr. Uchiha said.
"He's the disgrace of the family" Sasuke muttered to Sakura, loud enough for everyone to hear.
"If that's so Sasuke then why am I second in command and not you???" Itachi countered back…wow that shut Sasuke up.
"Hn" Sasuke turned the other way.
"No no let me apologize for my nephew's girlfriend, she was just leaving and-"
"AAAWWW TENTEN ISN'T STAYING?!?!" Itachi yelled out.
"That's no fair old Hyuuga man!!!" Naruto bursted out getting stares from everyone else.
Naruto's dad spoke up "Really Hiashi she's no trouble and I think the kids would be delighted if your nephew and his girlfriend would join us"
"YAY TENTEN'S STAYING!!!" Itachi danced around.
"YAY WHATS HER FACE IS STAYING!!!" the boy with red hair yelled out. "Now who wants cookies???" the boy with red hair took out a cookie jar.
"GAARA PUT THAT AWAY!!!" an older girl with blonde hair, made into four pig-tails bonked him on the head. "Remember we're here for business"
"Sorry Nee-san" 'Gaara' put ht cookie jar away and looked serious. "Are we gonna get going with this dinner or not???" 'Gaara' said in a serious deadly tone.
"Yeah we are…Neji please lead Ms. Nariko to Hinata's room and tell Hinata to led her some clothes." Hiashi-sama turned around. "Then meet us at the table" he led the other families into the diner.
"Cya later then Tenten-san" Itachi jumped down all the stairs and headed to go eat.
"Neji are you gonna get up from the floor???" Tenten stared at me with pleasured eyes.
"…Yeah…" I lazily got up and led her to Hinata-sama's room.
KNOCK KNOCK
"Can I go downstairs now Neji-niisan???" Hinata-sama opened the door to her room. She was clearly scared.
"Yeah but first can you led Tenten some clothes???"
"Sure" Hinata-sama smiled, and dragged Tenten in her room.
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I leaned against my door staring at Hinata-sama's…how long does it take for Hinata-sama to led Tenten some clothes?!?! Hinabi-sama was waiting beside me, he had her hair straightened and down, she wore a grey short sleeved shirt with the words 'Hyuuga' imprinted in the center, and a black skirt that Hiashi-sama bought her not to long ago…and of course she wore some black boots with her orange and red colored socks barely sticking out, making it visible but not quit. She was only 8 give her some credit.
"Tenten stop moving!!!" Hinata-sama screamed.
"NO-OUCH YOU'RE HURTING ME!!! OUCH-" Tenten yelled…from inside Hinata-sama's room I herd something crash down and Hinata scream.
"THAT'S IT TENTEN!!!" I herd some tackling and some thing being knocked down again. BAM….CRASH…SCREAM…PULL…TUG…SMASH…CRY FOR HELP…CLUNCK…silence "Finally got her" Hinata-sama panted… "I would have never taken her out if I didn't have Hinabi-neesan's metal bat" silence "Your strong Tenten I'll give you that"…"Good thing your arms and legs were tied" Hinata-sama talked to herself.
"Is Nee-san going crazy???" Hinabi-sama whispered to me.
"No it's just that Tenten doesn't like make-up, dresses, hair designs, hair spray, hair gel, nail polish, eye-shadow-"
"Ok I get it Tenten doesn't like being the Cinderella that Hinata-neesan likes to be" Hinabi-sama slid to the floor, and sat down.
"Hinata-sama we should really start heading back down…"
"I'm READY!!!" Hinata-sama kicked the door open and dragged Tenten out by her arm. "Here it was harder then I thought" Hinata-sama picked up Tenten and handed her to me…she looked gorgeous… her long brown chocolate hair was let down and made into soft curls reaching down 5 inches above her waist. Her bangs where hanging to the side kinda covering her right eye. She wore a navy blue halter top showing her dragon piercing on her belly-button. She wore a layered black mini-skirt. And her face had make-up on…all in all she looked like a true girl…not the one I see with baggy jeans, messy buns, and a loose Chinese top…but a gorgeous lady in my arms…I was shocked…
"PUT YOUR EYES BACK IN YOUR HEAD, STOP DROOLING AND LETS GT DOWN THERE ALREADY!!!" Hinabi-sama graved me and Hinata-sama and started for the stairs. Hinata-sama was wearing her light purple tank-top that had 'Angel' imprinted in the center and also had a black mini-skirt like Tenten's but different. Apparently when girls go to a meeting like this they have to wear skirts…
"Wait we have to wake up Tenten" I shook her but got no response.
"AAARRRGGG I'M MISSING THE IMPORTANT DINNER!!!" Hinabi-sama jumped up and smashed my head into Tenten's making our lips crush together like earlier. Tenten's eyes shot open. "THERE YOU SEE THERE'S A SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING!!!" Hinabi-sama ran down stairs.
"I better get Hinabi-neesan" Hinata-sama walked down the stairs trying to suppress a smirk, leaving me and Tenten with red faces.
"You look beautiful" I whispered.
"It was Hinata she-"
"Yeah I know, she knocked you out to do this…but I'm glad she did it"
"SHE FRICKEN TIED MY ARMS AND LEGS TOGETHER!!! Then she knocked my over the head with a metal bat!!!" her face turned red with anger.
"We should probably go downstairs" I started walking towards the stairs.
"Hey Neji…" Tenten started.
"Yeah???"
"Can you put m down???" Opps I forgot I was carrying her. I set her to her feet and then began to walk down stairs.
"There you are Ms. Nariko" Hiashi-sama smiled at her.
"There you are Mr. Butface" She stuck her tongue out at Hiashi-sama and everyone laughed. Hiashi-sama twitched.
"HEY TENTEN SIT NEXT TO ME!!!" screamed Itachi. "I SAVED A SEAT FOR YOU AND NEJI"
"OK" Tenten smiled. I followed her as she sat down next to Itachi giving me the seat next to her and Sasuke.
"Hey what's up Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Ino, Shikamaru, Gaara, Konkuro…and Temari…" Tenten trailed off as she said the girls name…I guess she doesn't like her or something.
"I'm sorry for her rude behavior…please introduce yourselves" Hiashi-sama glared at me for a second then turned to the families around the table.
"Haruno inc." a man with red hair spoke.
"Uzamaki inc." a man with blonde hair spoke, he looked like naruto.
"Yamanaka inc." a man with platinum blonde hair spoke.
"Nara inc." a man with black hair made into a ponytail spoke.
"Suna inc." a man with brown hair spoke.
"We've already met" Sasuke's father spoke.
"Pleasure to meet you all" I declared and bowed slightly.
"Yeah pleasure…even though we've already met" Tenten whispered.
"So Neji this is Ino" Sakura pointed across the table to a girl with platinum blonde hair. Her ponytail reached all the way down to her waist. "Or you can call her pig" Sakura smiled and Ino growled.
"Billboard-brow doesn't know what's she's talking about" Ino emphasized the first word. "So your Neji, the one Sasuke and Sakura have talked so much about" Ino smirked.
I scratched the back of my neck. "Uuummm…yeah I suppose"
"He's the guy" Sasuke looked over to Ino.
"Very interesting…" Ino looked down at her food.
"Hey Otousan since everyone's here can we eat???" Hinabi-sama wined.
"Yes"
"Itadakimasu" Said everyone in unison.
"Hey Hinabi do you have a guitar hero set somewhere in this mansion???" the boy from earlier spoke. Hinata-sama, Hinabi-sama, Tenten and I froze. How do we get outa this one??? Hiashi-sama turned to Hinabi-sama and stared at her with curiosity.
"…yeah I do…" Hinabi-sama answered his question.
"Great!!! After dinner lets play a round and this time I won't lose!!!" The boy took a bite out of his food.
"This time???" Hiashi-sama looked at Hinabi-sama "Have you to met before???" all three of us froze again.
Tenten nodded towards Naruto. "Yeah we met at the-" Konohamaru began before Naruto kicked him under the table and shook his head slightly.
"Where???" Hiashi-sama was now staring at the boy.
"I met Konohamaru while Hinata-neesan and Neji-niisan and I were walking around the city" Hinabi-sama dragged us into his…great. "We met Naruto too." Hinabi-sama pointed a finger at the blonde haired boy. Hinata-sama stiffened; Naruto noticed this and spoke up.
"Yeah Mr. Hyuuga I met your daughter right in front of the ramen stand down town" Naruto stated proudly.
"I see." Hiashi-sama looked at Mr. and Mrs. Uzamaki. Both Naruto's parents smirked.
"Well well Naruto" Mrs. Uzamaki sang.
"I was just eating some breakfast mom I swear!!!" Naruto yelled out. Everyone started laughing. Then the adults started talking about business and yada yada yada.
"So Naruto do you like Hinata???" Sakura whispered into Naruto's ear. I could hear it cause the only person that separated me from Sakura was Sasuke.
"Yeah why???" Naruto said bluntly.
"You dobe she didn't mean it like that, she meant do you like like her???" Sasuke smirked. I bet he knew the answer already. I looked over and saw that Hinata-sama wasn't even paying attention cause she was getting a huge scolding from Tenten, I looked across the table and found Hinabi-sama and Konohamaru missing…I looked under the table and found them arm wrestling, I put the table cloth back down and returned to the conversation Sakura and Naruto were in.
"And what if I do Teme???" Naruto wasn't even red when he said this.
"Then I would say…you stupid Dobe ask her out already" Sasuke smirked as Naruto just turned the other way.
"IT'S A YES ISN'T IT?!?!" Sakura screamed with joy.
"…yeah…" Naruto turned back around and whispered something into Sakura's ear.
"NO FRICKEN WAY!!!" Sakura's eyes were bulged out as naruto quickly turned back around away from Sakura.
"Sakura what did the dobe say???" Sasuke whispered into Sakura's ear, wrapping his arms around her waist. I listened carefully to Sakura as she was still in shock.
"Naruto said he…" Sakura looked at me and saw that I was paying attention to what she was gonna say so she pulled Sasuke closer and whispered something I couldn't hear. Damnit this is pissing me off.
"Oh I see now dobe" Sasuke smirked and naruto twitched, still looking the other way. "Little dobe finally grew up" Sasuke said in a sing-song voice.
"Shut up teme" Naruto barely said it loud enough for me to hear. Damnit what happened!!!
"Neji what's going on???" Tenten whispered to me as she stared at Naruto and Sasuke.
"Ssshhh Naruto's going on about something…I think it has to do with Hinata-sama" I was way over confused as the conversation started with Hinata-sama then turned another way…or so I thought.
"Oh ok" Tenten turned and looked at Hinata-sama who was beat red. "I told ya Naruto likes you" Tenten smirked.
"Uchiha mind telling me what's going on here???" I said in a stern voice.
"Oh nothing Hyuuga" Sasuke smirked. "At least nothing concerning you"
Sakura laughed. "Yeah nothing concerning you Neji…Hinata mind coming over to my house tonight??? Me and Ino wanna…show you the life of a Konoha girl" Sakura smiled at Hinata-sama and she nodded.
"What about Tenten???" Hinata-sama pointed to Tenten and there was a silence…
"…" Everyone stared at Hinata-sama like she was crazy.
"…" Hinata-sama looked confused, and looked to me while I bit my lip, finally I let it out…
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I started and everyone followed in on the laughter, even Tenten. Hinata-sama looked around trying to get an answer.
"H-Here Hinata l-let m-me explain…" Sakura said threw laughs and giggles. I couldn't stop laughing; if I could I'd be the one explaining. Tenten was still laughing. "Y-You see o-one we tried t-to get T-Tenten to j-join us but she ended u-up ruining all o-of our work as a g-girly girl s-she's the worst c-choice for a Hinata makeover!!!" Sakura blew up in giggles and laughs and Tenten glared at her.
"Hey if you didn't tackle me with chains and try to pin me down just to put some eye-liner on my face I wouldn't have broken all of your things and made a run for it!!!" Tenten said defensively.
"You didn't even wanna put on a pink shirt!!!" Sakura countered.
"Well maybe you shouldn't have tried to change me!!!" Tenten yelled back.
"I tried to change you so K…" Sakura stopped herself right in the middle of her sentence but I knew where it was going when Tenten's head hung low. "S-Sorry Tenten" Sakura reached out but got punched away from Tenten.
"You know what…if that's what it took for him to like me more, then I'm glad I didn't go threw with it…I wouldn't change who I am for one bastard" Tenten whispered and we all sat in silence for a moment.
"Well well Tenten-san you sure know how to put up a fight" Itachi smiled "So you wouldn't let your friends give you a makeover???"
"Hell no" Tenten said with pride. All the business men stared at each other and smiled again…do they have there own little eye language or something???
"Otousan…can I ask you something???" Hinata-sama spoke up.
"Yes, what is it Hinata???"
"Can I spend the night at Sakura's house???" Hinata-sama looked down at her empty plate.
"Yes of course, that is if it's all right with you Mr. Haruno" Hiashi-sama turned to Mr. Haruno who nodded.
"It'd be a pleasure to have Hinata over" Mr. Haruno smiled.
"Thank you very much" Hiashi-sama smirked, I guessed he was trying to get alliances already…
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Dinner finished and it was just me and Tenten left in the living room since Hinata-sama left to the Haruno's house, Hinabi-sama was downstairs playing guitar hero with Konohamaru who's parents were gonna pick him up later tonight.
"Neji lets watch a movie to pass time" Tenten skipped over to the movie collection. "Let's watch this one!!! I love his movie!!!" Tenten came back over to the couch I was sitting on and showed me the case to the movie 'Never Back Down' which was my favorite movie.
"Ok sure" I graved the movie from her hands and got up to put the DVD in. I went back to where I was sitting only to find Tenten sitting there with a smirk on her face. "You're in my seat" I mumbled with a growl. Nobody but ME sat in the personal-Neji-chair-for-watching-movies-couch. It was special to me, and was my father's movie watching couch before he passed away. It was a little couch that only fit one person that could extend to make a foot rest when you pushed the button.
"Yeah so???" Tenten stretched out more just to piss me off.
"SO get off of my chair" I clenched my fists.
"…" Tenten's smirk turned into a wide grin. "Make me" She pushed THE button and extended her feet.
"Oh I will" I lunged towards her, only to get kicked in the gut. "Pfft" I almost tripped when Tenten suddenly graved my arm. I turned towards her, she smirked and jerked my arm away making me fall right on my but. "Oh it's on now" Tenten smirked again. I got up, and lunged again, this time when Tenten tried to kick my face I graved her foot and yanked her half way off of my couch, but she graved the arm rest and turned around to kick me with her other foot, I blocked the blow but had no chance to cover my stomach when she kicked me again. I fell backwards almost hitting the plasma screen TV. "Alright no more Mr. Nice-Guy!!! I won't take it easy on you just cause you're a girl" Tenten's smirk faded a little when I said that and braced herself. I got up and instead of lunging to her I ran and body slammed her.
"Pfft you're heavy Neji" Tenten struggled but managed to get most of my weight off of her. Then came my secret attack!!! While Tenten was trying to shove me off I picked her up and tickled her. MWAHAHAHA!!! She broke into laughter. "HAHAHA-Neji-HAHAHA-stop-HAHAHA-" She tried punching me but I was under her tickling her sides and arm pits. "HAHAHA-Neji-HAHAHA-I'm-HAHAHA-serious-HAHAHA!!!" Tenten was now crying.
"Will you give me my seat back???" I started tickling her harder which made her break out in tears of laughter.
"N-HAHAHA-never-HAHAHA" Tenten turned and managed to kick me lightly. But I flipped her over and pinned her down against the small couch. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" I found her tickle spot. Exactly five inches above her waist, on the right side. "OK-HAHAHA-JUST-HAHAHA-STOP-HAHAHA-NOW!!!" Her face was all wet from the laughter. I chuckled at the site; this would have never happened if she didn't sit on my personal-Neji-chair-for-watching-movies-couch. She asked for it. But I didn't stop, they'll never learn if you don't punish them. "PLEASE-HAHAHA-STOP-HAHAHA-NOW!!!"
"NEJI WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!" Hiashi-sama yelled at me and examined the site. Oh crap.