Hi there... It's the Luka chapter... And to answer Guest's question, yes, they were singing Shota Shota Island. ^^
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1.) Screw You Luka Dot Com.
''What kind of shoddy introduction was that?''
2.) Luka has pink hair.
3.) It's cute.
''Gah, get Gakupo off the computer! He's almost as bad as Tei!'' Rin yelled.
''At least I'm not yandere!''
''There's nothing wrong with being yandere!''
4.) Luka is very pretty.
5.) She is very cute.
''I REPEAT: GET GAKUPO OFF THE COMPUTER!''
''What's all the fuss about?'' Luka randomly walked in.
''LUKA HAS ARRIVED! WE MUST TREAD CAREFULLY!''
6.) I have a grudge against Luka.
''I SAID TREAD CAREFULLY!''
7.) Luka has an anima libera.
''What does that mean?''
''It means free soul in Italian.''
''Oh, gotcha.''
8.) Luka likes tacos.
9.) TACO LUKA!
''Tacos and tako are different!''
10.) SUSHI LUKA!
11.) QUICHE LUKA!
12.) PIE LUKA!
''Stop it.''
13.) SHE'S SO KAWAII!
''DIE GAKUPO!'' Luka stabbed him with a fork.
''Ooooowwww dammit that huuuuuurt!''
14.) I don't think Gakupo will be making any more facts for some time.
15.) Luka is so annoying, isn't she? Lol!
CLANG!
''What was that?'' asked Len.
''Oh, it's only Calne Ca climbing into the room~'' Miku giggled.
''ONLY-?!''
''SHUT UP! I'm sick of imbeciles like you ruining my life!'' Calne Ca yelled.
''Would you stick around for tea, Ca-san?'' Oliver said ever so politely.
''Ok... sure...'' Calne sat down and the chair broke.
16.) Luka Luka Night Fever!
17.) WOOHOO!
''Oh my sims did that once-''
''Too much information Teto.''
18.) Luka is good at making clothes. She's a tailor.
''DOUBLE FACT ALERT!'' Gumi squealed, whilst Kaito, Miku, Rin and Meiko prepared to flee.
19.) LukaxGakupo forevaaaah~!
20.) Gakuka or Lukapo?
21.) NEITHER SO SHUT UP!
22.) Luka is 30.
''WHAT?!''
13.) I don't know! She looks 30!
14.) I do not!
''Luka! You're not allowed to write facts about yourself!'' Oliver scolded as he handed out tea to everyone. Calne Ca absentmindedly broke the cup.
15.) Luka is secretly Gasai Yuno.
''EH?!''
16.) Just kidding.
''You scared me for a second...''
''I HEARD MEH BESTIE'S NAME, AND NOW I'M HERE!'' Mayu suddenly stepped out of the elevator.
''You're best friends with Yuno?!''
''They are both yandere...''
''WHY DOES THIS FIC REVOLVE AROUND YANDERES?!''
''I'll just be over here, fixing the fourth wall...'' Len said quietly.
17.) LET'S GO TO THE BEACH! BEACH! LET'S GO GET AWAY!
All of a sudden, they were on a beach.
''Oliver!'' Len raged.
''It wasn't me this time!'' Oliver said defensively.
''Then who was it?!''
''It was Mayu!'' Teto pointed at Mayu who was whistling Chimidoro Switch suspiciously.
18.) Mayu is a witch!
19.) Witch Hunt ensues.
''UuuuWAAAAhhhHAAaaaa!'' Gumi wailed, flooding the beach with tears.
''CALM DOWN, GUMI!''
20.) If you think Witch Hunt is sad, try Servant of Evil!
''You're biased because it's your song!'' Luka accused Len.
21.) What about Reboot?
Gumi promptly drowned in her own tears.
''S-Shirokuro no... waaah... butai kara... hic... denshi no yume wo m-miteru...'' Miku hiccupped.
''SHIROKURO BAKU! A~AAH!'' Len screamed, trying to stop anyone else from drowning.
22.) Actually, I find you're all wrong. The saddest song is Bacterial Contamination.
''YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN IT, DAMN AUTHOR!'' To-chi yelled to the heavens.
This time, Calne Ca burst into tears. ''Someone... understands...''
''There, there, Calne-chan, give me a hug,'' Teto said, glomping her. IA looked jealous.
23.) We're back at the flat... not that anyone noticed.
''We are?'' Rin frowned. ''Huh. Weird.''
34.) Don't go breaking Luka's heart.
25.) I bet you didn't notice the number on the last fact was wrong.
''How devilish,'' Neru smirked.
''Why thank you, Neru,'' Miku nodded.
26.) SUICCHI wo oshita no wa, watashi de wa nai no desu...
Everyone frowned at Mayu. Mayu fell silent.
27.) OMG! I just saved this and there was 666 words!
''IT'S A SATANIC OMEN!''
''Oshiro wa utaimasu, boku to issho ni utaimasu!''
''OH MY GOD RIN YOU'RE NOT HELPING!''
28.) Rin-chan now!
29.) No.
30.) Ok. :(
31.) Luka is a tailor.
''You said that already, IA.''
32.) She owns the tailor shop on Enbizaka.
''Hey, Miku, Meiko, Rin?'' asked Kaito.
''Yeah?''
''Don't talk to me. Ever.''
33.) Watashi wa warukunai!
''I still suspect you of that beach incident Mayu,'' Teto said.
''Lalalalalala I'm not listening!''
34.) Repent! Repent!
''ENOUGH WITH THE WITCH HUNT ALREADY!''
''No.'' Rin said as she tied Luka to a cross.
''I guess the 'tread carefully' has gone right out the window?'' To-chi sighed.
35.) She's over my head!
36.) I'm out of my mind!
''SHUT UP GAKUPO!''
37.) We shall now kill the witch.
''We can't kill her! We're not even halfway through her chapter!''
38.) Oh well.
''Don't you 'oh well' me!''
39.) Luka wears blue suede shoes.
40.) Oh, look, a bomb.
''Eh? Ah, crap.''
BOOM.
The world went on fire! Buildings collapsed! AND STUFF LIKE THAT!
42.) FLY HIIIIIIGH AND LET ME GO!
Luka looked pointedly at Miku. Miku released her from her bonds.
''Let's take refuge on the roof!'' Teto suggested. They grabbed the computer and ran up to the rooftop.
43.) We're probably going to die, what shall we do?
''Shall we dance?'' Miku offered Luka her hand.
''Shall we dance?'' Rin offered Len her hand.
''Shall we dance?'' Gumi offered Teto her hand.
''Shall we dance?'' Oliver offered To-chi his hand.
''Shall we dance?'' Calne Ca offered Neru her hand.
''Shall we dance?'' Mayu offered both Kaito and Gakupo her hand.
''...'' Nobody offered IA their hand.
''The world is our dancehall!'' they all shouted.
''You don't mean-'' Luka, Len, Teto, To-chi, Neru, Kaito and Gakupo collectively gasped.
44.) Hoppu, suteppu, de odorou ka, sekai no sumikko de wan-tsuu!
Everyone proceeded to twirl around and dance on the roof as the flat burned.
45.) Chotto, kuratto, shisou ni naru, shuumatsukan o tanoshinde!
''SAYONARA BITCHES!'' yelled Miku, jumping off the building.
''MIKU-SENPAI! OH GOD ARE YOU OKAY?!''
Gumi looked over the edge, and raised her eyebrows.
''No need to worry, she's floating down with a leek-shaped parachute.''
''That sounds like the Miku-senpai I know...''
46.) Um, guys? Even if Miku's still alive, we soon won't be.
''Let's stay up here a little while. It'll take a while for the flat to burn.''
47.) AND WE'RE GONNA LET IT BURN, BURN, BURN, BURN!
48.) WE'RE GONNA LET IT BURN, BURN, BURN, BURN!
''That joke was cruel and in bad taste.''
It was harisen time for Len.
Bonk.
49.) So much has happened in the space of 50 facts.
50.) OH, OH! WE'RE HALFWAY THERE!
''Again Rin?''
51.) Luka has swag.
52.) She's gonna pop some tags!
53.) She's only got 20 dollars in her pocket!
''Aren't we in Japan though?''
''Weeeellllll... yes.''
54.) I feel lonely.
''WHO TYPED THAT?! TELL ME SO I CAN GIVE THEM A HUG!'' Teto's eyes brimmed with tears.
55.) THIS FLAT IS ON FAYAR! THIS FLAT IS ON FAYAAAAARARARARAAAAHAH?
''Do you reckon we should escape now?'' Rin looked nervously at the burning flat.
''There's only one choice- we'll have to INVOKE OUR INNER PARACHUTE!'' Gakupo declared.
''Ummmm... what?'' Luka frowned.
''All you have to do is press your model number!''
''SERIOUSLY?!''
Rin and Len pressed theirs at the same time and a parachute opened from their backs.
''Wow.''
Everyone else pressed theirs and opened the parachute. Well, the Cryptonloids did at least, and the others had to latch onto them.
''You're squishing me IA-san.'' To-chi complained.
''Shut up and jump.''
''Ready, everyone?'' Kaito gulped, hugging the computer to his chest.
''3...2...1...!''
Before they could change their minds, they jumped off the flaming building in a moment of awesomeness.
56.) This scene is particularly awesome, and don't you dare say otherwise.
57.) Or it would have been, if it had not been spoiled by Calne Ca singing Skyway Avenue really loudly whilst Mayu could be heard faintly humming Chimidoro Switch in the background.
''WHEEEE! WOOHOOOOO!''
''Oh, my sims-''
''SHUT THE HELL UP TETO!''
58.) We have landed!
''Is everyone alive?''
''Yep. Oh, should we get someone to rebuild the flat.''
A very pissed looking Haku showed up randomly. ''I had better be getting paid for this.''
AGES LATER
59.) We have a shiny, new flat!
''Let's get to the top floor!''
''Why do we always have to be on the top floor?! It's so inconvenient!''
999,999 FLOORS LATER
60.) That was quite an adventure.
61.) Ding!
''What was that?''
A blue haired person arrived in the elevator.
''Miku-senpai?! You cut off all your hair!'' To-chi gasped.
''To-chi, that's not Miku!'' Kaito said.
''How can you tell?''
''Look closely; he doesn't have boobs!''
Bonk.
''Looks at you, pretending to be me...'' Miku suddenly flew in through the window with her parachute.
''Eh?! This is-''
''I-IT'S MIKUO!''
Mikuo nodded.
''But why?''
62.) We, the genderbends, will kill all of you original vocaloids (and Utau in Teto's case) so that we can become real!
''This is madness!'' Len backed away.
''Madness, Len?'' Rin grinned. ''THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA!''
''So you are going to wage war on us?'' asked Mikuo.
''Ehh?! War?!''
''YES, we are!''
''HEY, EVERYONE! I HAVE A GOOD NAME FOR THIS SITUATION!''
''What is it Oliver?''
63.) DECLARE WAR ON ALL GENDERBEND!
More of the genderbends arrived.
''I WILL SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL!'' Gumiya yelled, strangling Gumi. He was silenced by Rin hitting his head with a frying pan, and fell on the floor unconscious.
Luki was quickly tied to a cross. He looked longingly at the sky.
''NOBODY WOULD NOTICE IF I REPLACED YOU!'' yelled To-kun.
''Uhhh... who the hell are you?''
''He's my genderbend, isn't it obvious?'' To-chi sweatdropped. ''I didn't even know he existed until now.''
''THAT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T EXIST UNTIL NOW!''
''SHUT UP!''
Bonk.
Oliver was using a spell to keep Olivia away.
Calne Ca was protecting Teto from Ted.
Rinto and Lenka, however, just sat down on the bench and watched Madoka Magica.
''NOOOOO!'' Olivia suddenly yelled. ''MAMI LOOKS LIKE ME!''
''THE HELL IS MAMI?!''
64.) IA has been knocked unconscious.
Everyone glared at IO, even the genderbends.
''How dare you knock a lady unconscious,'' Kaiko scowled. Gakuko nodded.
''GET OUT! GET OUT! ALL OF YOU!''
65.) The genderbends have left the building!
66.) Finally.
''They were somewhat of a pain, weren't they?''
''Somewhat?''
67.) Okay, a lot of a pain.
''That's better.''
68.) Somewhere along the way, we stopped writing facts about Luka...
69.) Hehe.
''What is it?''
''Nothing.''
70.) Wait, Rinto and Lenka are still here!
''Please let us stay! We're not causing any trouble!'' Rinto begged.
''Yeah, all we're doing is watching Clannad: After Story!'' Lenka added.
''Weren't you watching Madoka Magica?''
''We finished that ages ago! And shut up, it's at the sad bit!''
''NOOOOOOO!'' Gumi suddenly burst into tears. ''How could you die, little-''
''NO SPOILERS, GUMI!''
71.) Gumi is a closet otaku.
72.) WE'RE NOT WRITING ABOUT GUMI! WE'RE WRITING ABOUT LUKA!
73.) Luka is a circus monster.
74.) She was not in the Dark Woods Circus.
75.) Lucky...
76.) But she was in Rotten Girl Grotesque Romance... as the girlfriend Miku murdered.
76.) And she was in Witch Hunt... as the witch Miku murdered.
77.) And she was in Scissorloid... as herself, whom Miku tried to murder.
''I'm spotting a pattern here.''
Miku held her knife behind her back.
78.) She likes to move it, move it!
79.) She likes to move it, move it!
80.) She likes to move it, move it!
81.) She likes to... MOVE IT!
82.) She believes she can fly!
83.) She believes she can touch the sky!
84.) She thinks about it every night and day!
85.) Spreads her wings and flies away!
''I do not have wings.''
''Or do you?''
86.) Luka's favourite holiday destination is Brazil.
87.) She goes there and dances the conga, and all the locals are like ''What the hell? Nobody actually does that here.''
88.) SHE HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
''Jeans!''
89.) AND THE BOOTS WITH THE FUR
''With the fur!''
90.) THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN AT HER
91.) SHE HIT THE FLOOR!
''Hit the floor!''
92.) NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHE GOT LOW,
93.) LOW
94.) LOW
95.) LOW
96.) LOW
97.) LOW
98.) LOW
99.) LOW
100.) AND ANOTHER 'LOW' FOR GOOD MEASURE!
''Hurrah!''