Disclaimer: Read the last 2 chapters.

Also, I had a already typed a chapter for this but I had to replace it since I typed it at school and forgot to send it to my e-mail so (sniff) it was probably deleted so yeah..this ones not even as good as the original one that I typed up.

continued from where ever I left off...

As the Yondaime walked up to the gate the guards standing there nearly had a heart attack.

"Y-yondaime? You're dead..."

"I'm alive in flesh and blood. Now what's this i hear about you all harrassing my son."

"Son?"

"Don't play dumb with me, Naruto."

"That demon spawn is your son?"

"Don't you call him 'Demon Spawn' he didn't do anything to you and this village."

"But, he killed all those-"

"Kyuubi! He did it. He's the one who killed them not my son!"

"Che, you believed wrong, he is the human form of Kyuubi!"

"Why you...how dare you! Rasengan!"

"What are you doing- AAAHHHHHH!"

"Help the yondaime is attacking!"

"No one will hear you...Thousand years of pain! Kunai style!"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed with a kunai stuck up his butt.

Flomp!

The two guards fainted after the intense pain put against them. With that done the yondaime gracefully walked over them and into the village, the villagers were staring at him.

"HHEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOO! How do you like your life huh! Well, I say you all should enjoy the last moments of your life cause you're all gonna die!" He shouted then faded away.

Everyone else is like 0.o shocked, they just saw the ghost of the 4th hokage and they just looked at each other and shrugged his threat off, they didn't do anything wrong except for killing the 'demon'. But that's just what they thought.

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Itachi was 12 meters/yards away from where Sasuke sat and hid his chakra so that he won't be spotted. He quickly put his hands in a seal and 'poof' there stood where he once syood was a beautiful women with straight ebony black hair in a long and low pony tail, a blue yakata and knee length skirt that hugged her figure, she took out a small mirror and examined herself.

"I must really thank Naruto-kun for teaching me this. Really comes in handy.'' With one last check of herself over she quietly sneaked towards her brother. When she was close enough she jumped out of her hiding place and hugged Sasuke very very close to her large chest.

"MMM!MMMMM MMMM MMM MMMMMM!"

"Huh! Oh sorry otouto!"

"Ugh!" Fighting off the urge to nose-bleed at the moment he looked at the person who hugged him and called him brother.

"Who the heck are you and how did you get in here?"

"'Its me Itachi-"

"Itachi is a guy."

"I know I got into an accident."

"Why are you here? I kill me? You won't-"

"Sasuke-kun, you're so hot and dreamy no wonder the girls chase after you!"

Sasuke looked at him er her in shock.

"'I'm not gay..."

"Nonononono! I came here to confess-"

"That you killed them all I know for-"

"SHUT UP!"

"OK, I didn't-"

"Then who?"

"...WILL YOU SHUT THE FUING H UP! I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN HERE!"

Huff..huff huff...

"OK, LISTEN TO ME!...What I'm trying to say here is that I didn't kill them, Orochimaru killed them using my body with this seal and - "

"Seal? Since when did you get a seal?"

A tick mark started to appear on her head.

"...(gritting teeth).for a very long time and if you do not listen...then I will have to bite someone's head off..."

"I got turned into a girl and I don't know how but I need a place to stay because boys are following me...and well ya know..please?"

"OK, fine...'though that doesn't explain a lot but oh well' just don't go anywhere." With that he disappeared inside the house..actually he ran into the house to the bathroom to shove tissues up his nose.

'hehehehe you totally bought that how misunfortunate of you, guess what I'll have to kill you for what you have put Naruto through...' smirks

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Kisame was well not really doing anything but torturing a poor little rabbit.

"Aha! I got you arg! You bit me! You bit me! No one gets away from me ...aaahhhh...wait a minute...what if I got rabies? Oh no! What do I do?"

...--...T.T

10 minutes later from scrubbing...

"NAh...I think I should catch dinner."

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Hinata was laying on her bed sleeping, she didn't go to bed until 1 last night, so she didn't want to wake up in the morning. Sh decided that those traps will have to do for now and hoping no one will disturb her beauty sleep. And the chakra barrier as a sound proof wall will keep the silence.

3 minutes passed...

Foot steps heard...clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank!

"Oh this is great , what a way to start my day... I'm here talking to myself and attached to the wall upside down right next to Hinata-sama's room and then...(sssss) ...awww shit sleeepiiiinnnggg gaassssss...snore.."

...2 minutes passed...muttering heard...sssssssssss...

"Shit" was the only word that came out of the guards mouth before the 'package' blew up.

Booom!

...stomp...stomp...stomp...

"What's going on here-" Boink! Thud!

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"Hmmm...peace at last, and I'm getting to sleep... I sure hope Naruto - kun comes to talk to me again...and I don't give a horse's nose-hair if father finds out or gets himself hurt or whatsoever. " HInata yawned and fell asleep, dreaming of her future wedding.

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"ACHOOO!" the force of that sneeze was loud and was able to knock Hiashi off his balance and landed with a thud on his butt.

sniff "Someone's talking about me. ...owwww my butt hurts..."

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Yawns...ahhhh exams are over and no more school for me...Can some of you give me ideas to what to write next? I have no idea right now...